Am I still Josh? The Multi trillionaire, One of the most richest and influential men in the world. I owned so many properties, so much money, so many houses, business companies, and other things, I even owned Orphanages. Well, I can forget about my life and everything in it thanks to my Brother, He murdered me just to get my Properties. Damn him, He took my life without blinking after all that I did for him. I paid for his education, I did so many things for that my Lousy Brother and this is what he does to me.
'Fuck him!' I thought. I was floating around in a place literally like space. I glanced to my right and saw a very big head chuckling.
It was a head the size of a planet, The size of Earth to be exact. It had a long white beard that reminded me of Zeus.
"Hohoho! Mortal, What is your reason for being here?" The Planet asked.
"I don't know. I was in the human world then I died and appeared here." I replied.
"An interesting tale." The planet said.
"What the fuck! I told you what happened to me, I was a Multi trillionaire with all the money in the world and then I died thanks to some useless person that I call my Brother and now you are telling me that it's an interesting tale. I dedicated myself to earning more money, making myself happy and I was happy." I said.
"Is this what you call happiness?" The Planet asked, bringing up tabs of memories of my life. In all those memories, I wasn't happy but I was really happy when I was watching the Dragon Ball Series, eating my popcorn, and with my Soda, the worst part of my last life is that I never found a Wife.
I never lost my Virginity.
"You were happy when you were sitting on your Couch watching TV." The Planet pointed out. The memories brought a smile to my face.
"You didn't enjoy life to the fullest as you were always busy at an Interview or doing something business related." The Planet continued, "So I shall give you a chance?"
"What chance?" I asked.
"I will reincarnate you in any world of your choice." The Planet said with a smile.
"Wait, You mean I'll be on TV? Not interested." I said.
"You don't understand. The animes like Naruto, Dragon ball, and others have already been created as alternative parallel universes which can all be accessed by me." The Planet said.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"Me. I am the Guardian of all Universes." The Planet said.
"Then why do you go out of your way to help me?" I asked.
"Your life was boring, yes but it intrigued me." The Planet said, "So what universe do you want to be reincarnated into?"
I scanned my brain. Hey, I could be Naruto but Jutsus are too hard and complicated not to mention Sakura will be beating me up seriously so that's out of the Question. I could be brought into To love Ru but will I have to be competing with the Protagonist for the girls? No, I guess not. In fact, I'm not good at Romance. Maybe I could be reincarnated in the Mario world but the constant underground tunnels are too stressful, I ain't a Caveman like Mario and Luigi. Perhaps in the world of DC as Robin, I could make Starfire fall for me but the main problem is that my team disrespects me and I have fish breath, Why doesn't Robin brush his fucking teeth and he expects to get Starfire. Batman is a wimp who relies on gadgets and Superman is weakened by Kryptonite which is being sold in the Black market. The Flash can easily be fallen so he is out of the Question. What about Pacific Rim, The Black? Taylor is a great Protagonist but he lacks Martial arts training and is extremely weak, Imagine, He couldn't even defend his Sibling when that guy came with a gun, Seriously, I am not going to be reincarnated as an Idiot like that but what about Boy, The Kaichu Messiah. I am not fucking Jesus Christ and I am not ready to die on the cross for the sins of Kaichu. How about Avengers, I could be Steven Rodgers or Tony Stark or Wolverine, No, Those guys cannot even defeat a fucking Robot, They needed to gather all Avenger members to take down the flippin' Ultron. Sonic is such a Kid, I don't want to be reincarnated as a Kid, I had to work and go through relentless Physical training to achieve my body muscles and I am not willing to turn into a Hedgehog after all that. Imagine Josh the Hedgehog, That is a Fucking Shavasty. What about Avatar? I don't want to have a flippin' arrow on my head and it will be bald. My beautiful hair will be shaved and I will become short!
The world I really want to be reincarnated in is the Dragon Ball world where I become stronger than I already am.
"Are you done contemplating on the world that you are going to be reincarnated in?" The Planet asked.
"How long did I take?" I asked.
"Well, 24 hours and 10 minutes." The Planet said.
"Wow, Maybe time flies faster here," I said whistling.
"Or maybe you spent time criticizing the worlds and calling Mario a caveman." The Planet said.
"So can you reincarnate me in the Dragon Ball world exactly one year before Raditz came to Earth before the Saiyan saga?" I asked.
"Alright." He said and then asked another Question.
"What character do you want to be reincarnated as?" The planet asked.
"As Goku or we could say Kakarot," I said.
"Alright, anything else." The Planet asked.
"I want there to be a change than the original timeline, You see when the Saiyans were summoned from their missions to the planet so that Frieza can kill them, I want the communication mechanism to stop working and I want to have a Sister," I said.
"Ok. It's done, Are you ready?" The planet asked.
"Ready!" I said, happily.
The planet smiled and then glowed in a radiant white light that glowed all over my body. I felt like my body was pulling apart but almost immediately it stopped. In an instant, I woke up somewhere else.