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Chapter Two…. LET THE QUEST BEGIN!

Harry, Ron, Hermione and a bunch of other people decided that they must attempt the almost impossible… they had TO EAT THEIR LUNCH… and then rescue the cookie from Bob.

First they had to figure out where that scary voice was coming from. Harry looked around out the windows and then behind the curtain where the Other Bob hid but… HE DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, so he looked out the window and leant a little bit too far and…
"HARRY!" a bunch of people called out as he plummeted to the ground "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," he screamed, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH hey look a seagull AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"HARRY? ARE YOU OK AND MORE IMPORTANTLY...did that apple in your pocket survive the fall because if it did I'd reeeeally like to eat it." Ron said pulling Harry up and digging into his pockets.

"RON! I NEARLY HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE AND YOU GO AND EAT MY PRECIOUS APPLE?" Harry asked.

"Harry mate you ALWYAS have near death experiences the novelty has kinda worn off." Ron said taking a bite out of his apple.

"YOU MONSTER THAT WAS A GOOD APPLE!" Draco said coming into the picture.

"Geez has everyone forgot about the cookie?" Ginny asked, coming up behind Harry and giving him a wedgie.

AHHH IT BURNS." Harry said as he started to cry.

"What cookie?" Harry asked as he got up.

"THE cookie! The SPRINKLED! Cookie!" Ginny said in disbelief.

"OH THAT SPRINKLED COOKIE CAPTURED BY THE EVIL PENGUIN CALLED BOB!" Harry said realization kicking in.

Suddenly Draco kicked Harry.

"WHAT YA DO THAT FOR?" Harry asked.

"The author said "kicking" in." Draco said shrugging.

"Oh yeah well..."Harry said as he started to kick everyone.

THE KICKING WENT ON FOR MANY HOURS THE COOKIE LAID FORGOTTEN IN A CAVE SOMEPLACE SOMEWHERE WITH THE EVIL PENGUIN CALLED BOB.

"Owww." Ron moaned.

"I...can't...go...on...save...Duncan...without...me." Harry gasped grapping a rose and laying it across his chest as if he was dead.

"Harr,y DUNCUN WILL DIE WITHOUT YOU." Hermione screamed still pushing Draco's head.

"I SHALL SAVE YOU DUNCUN." Harry said getting on his invisible horse and skipping madly towards the door his hurting "sensitive" places forgotten.

As Harry arrived at the… place outside the cave place he jumped off his invisible horse that had turned into a broomstick somehow and stood there wondering which way to go. He of course ignored all the 'THIS WAY HARRY', 'BOBS HOUSE' and 'DUNCAN IS IN HERE' signs that were pointing into the entrance of the cave. He obviously wasn't that stupid! So he went in the direction of the 'NO DON'T GO THIS WAY' and 'DANGER AHEAD' signs.

"Ha, and they think I'm stupid," Harry said, as he fell into a huge Hole.

"Uh oh." Ron suddenly said to Hermione who was busy bashing Draco's head in the wall.

"What?" Hermione asked worried." "I SWEAR IT WASNT ME!"

"Huh? No I'm not talking about how you had an affair with your cat; my Harry just fell in a huge hole senses just kicked in." Ron said.

Hermione went up to Ron and kicked him.

"Let's not start this again WE MUST SAVE HARY! I MEAN POTTER!" Draco said bravely jumping on his invisible donkey and galloping in the wrong direction.

"How are we gonna find him?" Hermione asked.

"I had a microchip placed in Harry's nose should be easy enough." Ron said.

"Ok Hermione jumped on Ron's back and they trotted away."

"RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!"

Meanwhile, Harry was sitting in the bottom of the Hole, talking to his shoe.
"Why Mr. Shoozie, would you like another scone?"

"Why I would be delighted Harry", the shoe replied, nearly making Harry fall off his…chair...

"Ok Mr. Shoozie, anything you say, just please don't hurt me", Harry whimpered. "Anything?" The shoe asked
"Oh yes" Harry replied "anything in the whole wide world"
"Well… can I keep Duncan?" Mr. Shoozie said, ripping off his disguise to reveal… BOB!

"BOB? YOU EVIL LITTLE PENGUIN YOU WILL NEVER GET MY BELOVED DUNCAN!" Harry screamed.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND HOW DO YOU PLAN ON STOPPING ME?" Bob replied.

"THATS LATER IN THE STORY YOU IDIOTIC (but adorable) LTTLE PENGUIN!" Harry shouted.

"Aww gee no need to get so mean...I mean calling me short that's over the line..."Bob said starting to cry and slapping Harry.

"Gee what's that poking feeling on the side of my leg" Harry wondered aloud, then looked down to see Bob, slapping Harry, with all of his little might. Harry yawned and looked around and decided to read for a while. When he finished his book, he saw Bob still slapping him furiously. Harry sighed and gave a small kick which sent Bob flying out of the hole.

"Hey look, a flying penguin" Ron commented, having just arrived.

"Yoooou diiiiiiiiiidnttttt seeee annnnnythiiiiiiiingg" Bob called out as he flew through the air

"HARRY! YOU JUST KIKED A PENGUIN! YOULL GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE P.H.P.T.D.L.I.W.H.K.T.P.!"Hermione cried.

"P.H.P.T.D.L.I.W.H.K.T.P?"Ron asked.

Hermione sighed.

"The penguin helper people that don't like it when Harry kicks their penguins!" Hermione said annoyed.

"OHHH! THAT P.H.P.T.D.L.I.W.H.K.T.P.!"Harry said.

Suddenly, Sirens started screeching and a man from the P.H.P.T.D.L.I.W.H.K.T.P came flying in a flying thing that flies.

'Excuse me, Harry potter, you are under arrest for kicking a penguin" He said to Hermione.
"That's Harry over there" she pointed in the direction of the hole.
"Oh… Well…" The man replied "You're under arrest to for being a know it all.
At this statement Ron gasped "RIGHT your under arrest to, for…breathing"
So the man put hand cuffs on everybody there and threw them in to the flying thing that flies.

"BUSTED!" Draco said coming into the flying thing that flies.

"DRACO SAVE US!" Hermione screamed at him.

"DRACO TO THE RESCUE!" Draco screamed uncuffing everyone and kissing Hermione.

"When did this happen?" Harry asked them standing up and looking at the couple.

"A lot can happen in 3.5 seconds." Shrugged Hermione.

Harry stared at his watch and timed 3.5 seconds. Nothing happened. He timed for another 3.5 seconds. Still nothing happened. He got annoyed and threw his watch against the wall of the flying thing that flies but hit a part which was actually a SECRET DOOR.
"Come on guys lets go" Harry called out. And they all jumped out of the door, forgetting they didn't have parachutes.