Nanatsu Doubutsu
Chapter Five: Sock Drawers and Corrupted Babysitters
A/N: Uploading original back.
Wow! Chappy five already? Well, it's decided. Chapter four was my best chapter so far. I'll try to keep it up! But, High School starts on Sept. 7th...I'll try to update as much as I can! Maybe I'll get a free-period and I can get a laptop! Nothing fancy but...gah! ¤slaps self¤ Shut up and type! And the babysitter is my friend Kusanagicat! Yaaaaay! Um, I'm really running out of what to give you so, just ask in the review.
Review Responses:
Kaeru Soyokaze: Noo! Jobs are evil! ¤pouts¤ Now, return gift...hmm...Oo! SUPER SIZED YUKOHRU PLUSHIE! Yes, it's a plushie with Tohru and Yuki holding hands! Hehehe just came up with that. Thanx for reviewing! ¤hands over plushie¤
s.l. chanco: You're welcome! And actually, that's just the way the real Usagi acts. Hmm...I'll ask her about that though. But I don't think her evil side will admit it if it's true! ; Now where's her number...Anywho ¤give random Furuba plushie¤
Duct Tape Kitten: Oo! Cupcake! ¤glomps¤ Thanx! ¤gives a kitten in thanx¤
Kusanagicat: Really...? Y...you're not...kidding? You really cried? ... ¤faints and Kyo comes. He hands over a Kyo plushie, then runs for dear life¤
Kira: Yay! No problem about the E-mail. Hmm...don't know what to give you so here! ¤gives Shigure plushie¤
Sakana: Yay! You reviewed! Seriously, our school is huge. Heehee. You laughed so much. Yay!
Usa-Chan: Yes, you are the youngest. And since you are the youngest, you do not yet know what your powers even are. Same as everyone else, even Mamma! Err-the mom. Dammit, getting used to that. ¤gives a white baby bunny with black on the tips of the ears¤ Heehee! Running away from your own army.
Disclaimer: I aints got noddin ta do wit ownin da Furuba.
Claimer: Me own the people, plot, funnyness, etc.
A/N: Okay, Usa-chan brought something up. Its true Kame can heal, along with water and illusion magic. BUT! That does not qualify as his third power. Healing is a side-enchantment that goes with his third power. We (the chibi) all have side-enchantments with our third power. More powers are revealed the next chapter and I'll throw in an example of secondary-enchantments (a.k.a. side-enchantments).
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"Where is he?"
Kyo, Yuki, Tohru, Haru, and Momiji stood in the living room as Kitsu and Neko walked back down the stairs. They had taken Kame upstairs so he could get some rest; which was a very good idea since every time he sneezed it would suddenly rain for five minutes, then stop. Every time he coughed rain drops would come down the size of quarters.
"Dammit, I'll kill him. I'll kill the bas-! Jerk." Kyo stopped himself from continuous swearing. The chibi were already used to him saying dammit...many, many times.
"I know! I know!" Kitsu said, jumping up and down. "I can find him! I can find him!" she then ran to the nearest boy, Haru, and held out her arms.
"Hug me!"
"What?"
"Hug me! If you hug me, then I can find him!"
Haru said nothing and Momiji just stared innocently. They didn't know that the children could transform as well.
"What the he-ck? What are you going on about?" Kyo didn't know either. The day Neko had transformed, everyone had thought it best not to tell him. Especially since he was in the general vicinity of sharp objects and in a bad mood.
Haru still said nothing, but sighed and bent down to her height. She smiled and hugged him.
¤¤POOF! ¤¤
Haru-ushi and the rest stared at the small bundle of Kitsu's moving dress. It stopped moving, and then a small silver fox head popped out. It looked up at them with big ice-blue eyes. It then smiled at them and gave a small bark-yelp.
"Kawaii!" Tohru rushed to the young fox pup and held it with her hands beneath its arms at arm's length. Tohru blinked twice as the pup looked at her, gave another small happy yelp, and then wagged all of its nine tails.
The tips of the pup's ears and tails were black. Its front toes were black and its hind legs were black up to the knees. The pup smiled happily and yelped again. On its chest was a small white blot in the shape of a diamond.
"Stop yelping and find Gure-san!" Neko said.
The pup glared at Neko, then hopped to the ground. She sniffed around, and then ran outside. Neko ran after, followed by the rest. Kitsu was pouncing her way into the forest with Neko jumping from branch-to-branch up above while the students walked.
"Can you see them?" Haru asked as he stopped. The two girls were out of range from sight and hearing.
"No. Dammit! If they got themselves lost again-!"
"Ah!"
They turned to see a small brown kitten and silver fox pup sitting on Haru's horns. Haru looked cross-eyed at Neko as she sat on his nose.
"How did you transform, Neko-chan?" Momiji asked.
"We can change at will! But before we can, we have to be hugged by somebody. Then for the rest of that year, we can change at will!" Neko said. "Now on we must go!"
"Gallop noble steer!"
"Make haste!"
"For me thinks we tied uncle Gure-san much too tightly."
"Indeed! And at such a height!"
"The bonds of rope shall surely give much a swelled head."
"Hasn't he already got a swelled head?" Yuki and Kyo asked in unison.
"Alas!"
"Thou speak true!"
"Thou speaketh true indeed!"
The two animals nodded in agreement as the others continued to walk. Suddenly a scream sounded through the night air.
"OW!"
Neko was so startled by the scream she attached herself to Haru's nose...with her claws. Tears began gathering in the cow's eyes as he tried not to whimper.
"Meh opf!"
Kyo was walking backwards, running forwards, and hopping sideways as he tried to peel the silver ball of clawed fluff off of his face. Haru suddenly yelled out and stampeded forwards through the trees, his animal instincts taking over.
"Hatsuharu-san!" Tohru and Momiji ran after him while Yuki was left to help Kyo; something neither of them wanted.
The three eventually came to the place where the scream came from. The four children were laughing on the ground as Tohru stared up into a tree. Hatori was trying to hold Hatsuharu down and Momiji tried to peel Neko of his somewhat bloody nose. When Neko was successfully removed, all of them stared up in the tree either wide-eyed, laughing, or looking very disturbed.
"Gah! Bad squirr-ah! That is no place for a-whoa! That-feels-interesting."
Kyo's left eye was twitching severely as the children laughed. Kitsu was staring wide-eyed in his arms. Hatori tried to look as though he had no clue who these people were and Haru was tugging on Yuki's sleeve, a heart somehow appearing over his head. Yuki looked as though he was going to be sick.
"We...have to get him...down..." Kyo said in between eye twitches.
"We can do it!" Neko and Kitsu said in unison. Kitsu jumped from Kyo's arms and Neko from Momiji's. A storm cloud appeared over head and it began to rain.
"Ready!" Kitsu shouted over a thunder clap. Neko nodded. She jumped high in the air and a lightning bolt struck her instantly. The children 'oo'-ed and 'aw'-ed over it while the others stared wide-eyed. Shigure looked scared and the squirrel did too.
Neko was suspended in the air by the continues lightning bolt as Kitsu flared her nine tails in the air. A small blue flame sprouted from each of her tails and her paws. She jumped in the air next to Neko and both span before sending to attacks towards Shigure.
"Eep..." Shigure said quietly. The squirrel chattered in response.
¤¤BOOM!¤¤
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Shigure fell to the ground, crispy, with a black creature on his shoulder.
"I got it! I got it!" Sakana threw her hands up and an immensely strong blast of wind sent everyone flying. Shigure, at least, didn't crash...much.
"Help..." The wind had sent Haru crashing into Kyo while Hatori was trying to pry Usagi of his head, who was clinging for dear life and whimpering behind her pink hair. Sakana was the only one left standing and stared at Shigure, upside-down against at tree with a squirrel on his ankle. Tohru had crashed into Yuki and both were now blushing furiously.
Kyo finally pushed the cow off of him, not bothering to censor his words, and looked up in the tree above when he heard crying.
Kitsu, Neko, and Tora were holding on tightly to a branch; Tora with her hands, Neko with her hind legs, and Kitsu with her tails. Ookami was hanging next to them by the back of his shirt; he was currently being entertained by a butterfly.
¤¤1 hour later¤¤
"You got them down?" Haru asked as he stepped back onto the scene. He was now human again and had just gotten back from the house along with Kitsu and Neko, also human. When Haru had transformed, Tora and Sakana had ran up a tree.
"Yes. Will you four stop staring at me?" Yuki said, still blushing lightly as the chibi girls smiled in a 'special' way at him.
"Yuki and Tohru, sitting in a tree!" the sang. Yuki and Kyo grew wide-eyed. Yuki because of what had just happened, and Kyo because he was thinking of the many ways they could have learned that song; it scared him.
Yuki began chasing them around while they continued to chant.
"K-i-s-s-eek!" Kitsu was grabbed by Kyo with his hand over her mouth.
"-i-n-gee!" Neko tripped and was caught immediately by Yuki. Tohru was standing in the background, blushing and stuttering.
"First comes love! Then comes marriage! Eee!" Sakana was bound by Haru. Ookami looked clueless. Being a boy, and a young one at that, he was unfamiliar with the ways of women. Even psycho chibi ones that he lived with.
"Then comes a baby in a baby carriage!" Shigure finished cheerfully. "Of course you two are a bit young for that, but it is romance! If you two need time alone to fulfill the statements of the song, just say so and we shall leave and give you some time alone." Shigure winked at a blushing Tohru as Yuki had murder in his eyes.
"Shigure you sick perverted freak! Don't say stuff like that in front of them!" Kyo roared. Kitsu put her hand over her ears and shut her eyes.
"He's not perverted, he's kinky!" Sakana said happily.
¤¤5 minutes later¤¤
"We need a babysitter." Kyo said in a wavering voice, his eye twitching once more.
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"Do you think you can handle them?" Shigure asked. "They're, err, sneaky I guess you could say."
Shigure was sitting at the table across from a girl with long black hair and green eyes.
"That can't be that bad." She said smiling. "How many are there, anyway?"
¤¤Crash! Bam! Crack! Rrrrrriiip!¤¤
"Seven."
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"So, how long have you been babysitting?"
A girl with short brown hair was chewing gum and batting her eyelashes at Shigure. She couldn't have been more than thirteen.
"Oh, a good while." She said in a sultry voice.
"Gure!" a voice suddenly yelled out.
"Aaya!"
"Are you cheating on me?" Ayame asked angrily.
"Never!" Shigure sounded hurt.
"Oh, so you take that road, do you? S'okay. I can hook a threesome. I've done it before." The girl said.
((And she means that in the sick head-in-the-gutter way.))
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"Okay Hideki, um, why do you want this job?"
"I could care less about brats. Me just want good paying." The man said with a thick accent.
"Uh...huh." Shigure was now running the auditions with Ayame sitting next to him.
"You do have life insurance, no?" he asked smiling.
((Eep.))
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"Well, Lin-"
"And I'm just like, no way! And he's all like, yeah-huh...Shut up! No way. Really? Ohmygawd."
"Uh, Lin?"
"Shut up, I'm on the phone. Huh? Oh no, just some guy. Hey, what are you doing here anyway?"
"We live here."
"Whatever, just, like, get out."
"This is our house!" Kyo had joined the two men after the last audition.
"I said, get out."
"This is our house you stupid bitch!"
"What makes you think you can talk to me like that under my roof?"
"Kitsu!"
"Oh, so now you brought more people to invade my pla-eeeeeeeeeee!"
((I know she's fictional and I created her, but she is really pissing me off. Why do think I was the one to take her out?))
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After going through 15 people with their own little 'flaw', it was one of those rare opportunities that the Sohmas let the children run free in the front of the house. Kame, Neko, and Ookami were planning ways to get the 'lady with the bitchy attitude'.
((Yes, they learned what the words mean. Though the Sohmas don't know. Heh heh heh...))
Tora and Sakana, not real big on violence, were tossing a ball back and forth while Kitsu, probably the most dangerous ((psychotic)) of the group, was walking back-and-forth on the sidewalk with a leash, which was tied to a light pole.
((The Sohmas aren't stupid, you know.))
Kitsu was walking when the ball hit her in the back of the head. She fell to the concrete, cried, and then ran to kill the ball...before the leash stooped her and she fell again. She was sitting on the ground chewing on the leash when the ball came back. Kitsu looked up to see a fifteen-year-old girl with strawberry-blonde hair and orange eyes. She wore black cargo capris and a red sleeveless shirt.
((Do you like the description, Kusanagi-kun? You said spunky, and, and, gah!))
Kitsu looked up at the girl and spit out the leash. She stood, and held out her hand. The girl smiled and shook it.
((I made you American. 'Cuz we rock! Whoo!))
"I'm Kitsu! Who the hell are you?"
"Eh!"
"Kiiiiiiiiiiiitsu-chaaaaaaaaan! Where are you?" came Shigure's voice.
"I'm over here with my new minion!" Kitsu shouted over her shoulder. She grabbed the girl's hand and dragged her over to the gate. Shigure was standing there with Yuki chasing the others in the background. Shigure looked at the girl.
"My, it seems Kitsu-chan made a new friend!"
((This next part is based on a real happening with me and Sakana.))
"Minion." Kitsu corrected. "She's my new minion. Just like Sakana!"
"I'm not your minion!" Sakana's voice said.
"Yes you are! You just don't want to admit it."
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Shut up!"
"Never! Bwuahahahahahahahahahachopsticks!"
The girl blinked several times at nothing in particular and snapped back when Shigure spoke to her.
"What's you name?"
"Hm?"
"Babysitter!" Usagi suddenly shouted.
"Yeah!" the others screamed.
"Um. Huh?" the girl raised an eyebrow and stared at the others.
Momiji suddenly ran up to her and bowed. He smiled at her, earning himself a glare from Kyo, and said quite happily, "Sehr Angenehm!"
The girl smiled at him, no longer confused.
"Sehr Angenehm."
"She's German?" Yuki asked. The two ignored him and began talking rapidly in the foreign language. Ookami stood between them and looked from one, to the other, then back again. He then pointed to the girl and said something in a third language. The children gasped, and then ran forward.
They talked to her in the third language and she talked to Momiji in German. Yuki caught a few words in the third language and looked at the girl. He asked her something and she stared. She asked him something in turn and he nodded.
Kyo, quite tired/pissed, began yelling obscenities. Shigure tried to calm him witch only made Kyo even angrier.
"Kyon-san! She's American!" Tora said.
"She doesn't know any Japanese but she does know a little German." Yuki said.
"You speak English?" Shigure asked, surprised. He didn't answer and instead began talking to the girl in English.
"EEEEEEEEEEEE!"
¤¤CLANGSHAACLANGCLANGSCHREEEEEE¤¤
Everyone stared as the girl ran forward, hid behind Kyo ((Hee. Fangirlism for Kun!)) and the light pole Kitsu was tied to came crashing down. A car was driving by when the light pole landed in front of it and the car screeched to a stop.
"My bad." Kitsu said.
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The girl, Kun, had been hired as the babysitter and was also being taught Japanese by Yuki in thanks. The children immediately took to Kun, though wallets went missing more than a few times around her.
Kun walked into the kitchen and immediately flew back out, screaming.
"Whatthehellwhatthehellwhatthehellwhatthehell!" she screamed in English.
"What is it, Kun-san?" Kame asked.
She pointed back into the kitchen at Shigure, not visible to anyone, and screaming obscenities. Kyo stormed down the stairs, into the kitchen, and yelled a good ten minutes at Shigure.
"What the hell do you think you're doing, you sick bastard! I'll kick both of you're asses straight to the depths of hell if you sick fucks try that again, got it!" Kyo roared from the kitchen. He walked out, eye and hands twitching severely, shortly followed by Shigure and Ayame.
"What did he do this time?" Haru asked.
"All we were trying to do," Ayame said before Kyo could answer. "was fill this house with more beautiful children."
Yuki's eyes widened and Haru stared open-mouthed. Kun was standing there, not understanding a word, and looked like she preferred it that way. Kyo seemed to be eyeing some very sharp knives before he turned on them.
"You retarded assholes! What the fuck were you going to do if one of them walked in, huh!" he waved his hand back at the clueless children.
"We would have told them they would soon be joined by a niece and or nephew." Shigure stated plainly.
"Where do babies come from?" Usagi asked. Neko turned her head to the side waiting for an answer and the other children just stared at Kyo, Yuki, Shigure, and Ayame.
"Maybe from the place the people were at in the magazine I found in Gure-san's sock drawer..." Sakana pondered. Kyo looked pale frozen to the spot along with Yuki and Haru.
"Well, that's an interesting question! Would you like to be told or shown?" Shigure asked.
Kyo threw himself at Shigure and wrapped his hands around his throat.
"Eee! Gure-kun!" Ayame tried to pry Kyo off while Kun seemed to be eyeing Kyo's back pocket. Or was she staring at his pocket? Hmm...
¤¤1/2 an hour later.¤¤
Kyo had finally been pulled away from the slightly blue-faced Shigure and Kun was hiding something in her hands. Yuki and Haru sat panting on the floor. Haru was left to pull Kyo off Shigure, and Yuki off Ayame. All seemed calm until a Nanatsu Doubutsu classic moment happened.
"Who's Victoria?"
"What's her secret?"
"How come the ladies in the magazine don't have shirts?"
"What's that black thing?"
"Why's that lady looking at me funny?"
"She's not wearing anything..."
"What's Playboy?"
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A/N: And so ends chapter five. I would have updated earlier but I started High School on the 7th and DAMN is our school big. I'm in the largest graduating class in Westview history. 600freshman. Our school is HUGE. We have like 95classrooms alone. Also, look for a story called Raining Fire. It's an original story by the Kitsu&Ame corporation. Hee. If you like this story, by god you'll love that one. Anywho, hope you review and laughed as much as you did for chapter4. Sorry Usagi! There was just no room for your powers here. But they'll be in the next one, promise! If you must contact me...
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Next Chapter: Kun learns Japanese, but that's not the only thing she learns...Usagi finally gets her powers! And...fear the mighty squirrel!