Nanatsu Doubutsu
Chapter Six: Midget Karaoke

A/N: Uploading original.
Um, about the 'note from me' thing...I was feeling depressed because someone I knew died. Yeah...Story is now on 'un-hold' mode. I shall continue in his memory.

Review Responses:

Duct Tape Kitten: ¤stares at Kyo plushie¤ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ¤glomps manymanymanymanymany times¤ Tank oooooo! And yes, it was interesting. This chapter starts out interesting too. Fweeness! ¤gives a black kitten named 'deathtoallwritersblock'¤ I'm running out of ideas of what to give...

Usa-chan: They come in this chapter! Hopefully... ¤gives extremely frightened Yuki¤ Hereya go!

Kaeru Soyokaze: Yay! The Pug! ¤hugglz¤ He must be lazy 'cuz I've had writer's block for a while. Or maybe he just can't stand up against the evil that is homework. Either way... ¤gives Pug extra-strength power-up chopsticks¤ Heh heh heh... ¤gives extremely scared 'cow'¤ Heh heh heh...this will show you to eat my outlines but not my homework!

Ashley Porter: Yay! You loved it! I know, isn't High School such a pain? Here you go! ¤gives a random plushie¤ And yes, I am okay...kinda.

word dreamer 999: Seriously! Wow...first Kun cries, then you pass out...this is my best story ever. ;; ¤glomps¤Thank yoooouuuu! ¤gives $100¤

A/N: Yeah. For those of you who read the 'note from me', ignore that. A friend of mine died on Thursday and I was questioning life. I was kinda depressed. Thanks, Sakana. For staying on the phone with me and everything. On a happier note, my B-Day is on Sunday, the 10th. Hope to get some presents! And now, Nanatsu chappy six!

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"Rrrrr..."

"Don't give me that look, Kyo-kun. You're the one who attacked me."

"Rrrrrrrrr..."

After the 'incident', Haru was left to escort Kun home. It was then he noticed she had taken Kyo's wallet. He had chased her for and hour and found her three hours later. It didn't necessarily help that Haru had no sense of direction what so ever. Now Saki and Arisa were at Shigure's house, the children finally revealed to them.

"Please stop. I hid the...'magazines' where the children will never find them. Speaking of them, they are playing in my room. Wonder what they're doing in there...Hm."

"..."

"Look! It's a pink bunny!"

"He's got a bow tie!"

"...Oh..."

"Rrrrrrrrrrr..."

¤¤Crash! Thump.¤¤

"Aaahhh! Yuki-kun! Haa-kun! Heeeeeelp!"

"Rrrrrrrr!"

"Eek! Kyo-kun! Stop!"

"Why's orangey attacking Shigure-san?"

"I would rather like to know why he is bound with rope."

"Aaahhh!"

¤¤Crash!¤¤

"Calm down, Kyo!"

¤¤BAM!¤¤

"Eeek!"

"Rrrrrr!"

"..."

"...Never mind."

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"Okay, Kyo. We're going to untie you now. Don't attack Shigure, or we'll sick Kitsu on you, understand?"

"Rrrr..."

"I'll take that as a yes."

Haru slowly untied Kyo and he pulled the gag out of the twitching boy's mouth. Kyo stood and walked to the fifth set of paper doors. He sat with his back to everyone on the porch, still rather angry at the turn of events.

"Now that he's taken care of, who are they?" Arisa turned to the children. They sat next to each other and all had their heads turned to the side. They're eyes had glazed over and drool hung from their mouths. Except for Ookami, who seemed to be smiling evilly.

"Let them go, Ookami." Kyo said over his shoulder.

"Aw..." Ookami pouted, then the others seem to be back to 'normal'. Kyo turned back to the shadows while the older people looked at Kyo questionably.

"Strange..." Saki said.

"Everything's strange to you." Arisa said plainly.

"Kitsu-chan...what are we going to do?" Kame asked.

"I don't know Kame-chan." Kitsu sat with her head hung low while Kame looked at her sadly. Both began to cry.

"Eh! K-Kame-kun, Kitsu-chan, what wrong!" Tohru shouted. She practically dove over the table to get to them.

"I-I-It's abou-out Su-un-day." Kitsu said through her tears.

"T-th-the te-en-th." Kame finished.

"Huh? What about the tenth?" Yuki asked.

((Yes, this story stays with current times. In the St. Patrick's Day chapter, it said that we had been with the Sohmas for like, two weeks or something. That's because I've had this idea for a while and I had to bring it up to date. Plus the time in between posts. Shall shut up now.))

"Mu-mu-muma!" Both of the children let their tears flow freely as the hugged each other. Usagi and Neko gazed at the floor and Ookami had his arms around his knees, making only his sad eyes visible; Tora also began to cry.

Sakana was reading Manga.

"Your...mother?" Tohru asked quietly. She gazed down and also began to cry.

"What about your...your mother?" Yuki asked.

"Sh-she-she—gaghkk!" ((That's the best choking sound I could do.))

"Kyo-kun!"

"You stupid little brats!" Kyo yelled. He held Kitsu in one arm and Kame in the other...with a head-lock...while he was standing.

"Kyo-kun! What-!"

"Aaaaaahhhh!"

"Shigure!"

"Violated bubbuuuuuuulllllll!"

((The squirrel returns! Hoo-ha!))

"Kyo! Let...go!"

"Never! It is my silver-haired rat-boy! Bwuahahahahahahaa!" Kyo then began petting the head of a very emotionallyscarred Yuki.

"Buckaw!"

"It's the chicken!"

"Kame! Stop using illusions! And you! That is no place for a squ-whoa! ...I haven't felt this violated since Aaya came over."

"Get the hell off of me, Kyo!"

"That's not me, you damn rat!"

"Millions of peaches! Peaches for me! Millions of peaches! Peaches for free!"

"All I wanna do! Is have some fun! And I've got a feelan, that I'm not the only one, yeah!"

"Stacy's mom! Has go-ot it going on!"

"I'm blue, daba dee daba dai, daba dee, daba dai, daba dee daba dai."

"These chicks don't even know the name of my band!"

"In the end, it doesn't even matter! I tried so hard, and got so far! But in the end, it doesn't even matter!"

"Evrahbody's got, sumtin ta hi-ide except for me and mai monkay!"

"Okay! Everybody now! One...two...three!"

"I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie wo-orld! You can brush my hair! And take me everywhe-ere! So fantastic! My boobs are made of plastic!"

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A/N: This has to be a short chapter. I must get to work on the other Furuba stories and the sequel to Nanatsu...Crap! But yes, there is a sequel...maybe. I'm not sure. God, I don't feel so hot. It feels like a migraine but it's not. I feel hungryish but I just ate. My eyes hurt but they don't. I'm thirsty...I think. So confused! And nauseous...please review! And give me presents! I demand squirrels!

Hatsuharu: Eh? turns head to side

Kitsu: You shall turn your head to the side and look sexy while doing it!

Hatsuharu: ...

Kitsu: Inside joke. Review! (Wish Kame happy birthday too!)