Nanatsu Doubutsu
Special Edition
A/N: Uploading Original.
Okay, this is a little late, but Sakana, Neko, and I got a little...err...distracted. But it's here now so, yay! Let's get going, shall we?
Review Responses:
AshleyPorter: Anywho, that thing got deleted and placed with a real chapter. ¤¤gives plushies¤¤
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Kira: I feel better now. Thanks. ¤¤gives plushie¤¤
Usa-Chan: You're always evil. And yes, she is unfair! Grrr...
Duct Tape Kitten: Don't worry; we're all freaks deep down. Except I'm a freak inside and out. Well, here's another chapter!
Kaeru Soyokaze: Eeeeeeeeek! Kawaii! ¤¤hugglz¤¤ Eeeeek! ¤¤gives a littler of pugs¤¤ Genki!
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Kusanagicat: Eek! ¤¤gets kicked¤¤ Meany...and don't kill yourself! And yes, his jokes were very wrong. Fwee! Baby squirrels! ¤¤very happy¤¤ Here! ¤¤gives 100 chibi Kyon-Kyon plushies¤¤
Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue. Me glad agreement reached. Me also glad me no had to use 'extreme measures'.
Claimer: The plot, lines, and characters are mine!
A/N: Also, this has nothing to do with the storyline. This is just something completely random and has no connection to the Nanatsu Doubutsu flow. Also, I know I've said this before but, there shall be a chapter on Halloween! Can you guess the theme? Yep! And it's perfect for Ritsu to come in...heh heh heh...
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"Me no comprehend." Kitsu said. She sat calmly and stared up at the solitary purple eyes of Yuki.
"What I'm saying is...well you see...um..."
"Why is it so hard to say why the squirrel isn't moving?" Kitsu turned her head to the side. Both were in Shigure's study while everyone else was sitting out back.
"Well...Squirrel-san has...gone to a better place."
Kitsu gasped.
"I know it's hard to understand, bu-"
"He went to Disneyland!"
"Huh? No, he-"
"How dare he! We were gonna go together!"
"Kitsu-"
"We were going to do the hula." Kitsu sniffed and wiped her eyes. ((Inside joke! And this is where it drifts off...))
"Um...Kitsu-chan?" Yuki asked, a sweat drop going down his face.
"Yes?" a voice behind him said. Yuki whirled to see a sixteen-year-old girl with long, titanium-silver hair. She had ice-blue eyes and wore a black, knee-length dress with a blue-tank top.
Yuki looked from the girl, to Kitsu, to the girl again. Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, Kitsu, girl, all in the space of one second.
¤¤Twumpff¤¤
"Eeek! Yuki-san! Nooooooooooooooo!" both the girls screamed.
"The shock must have shocked him!" Kitsu said.
"No, really?" the girl said flatly. "If I'm still like this when he wakes up, he'll flip again."
¤¤Bzztpooffidy!¤¤
Smoke surrounded the girl and when it cleared, she looked entirely different. She was now a fourteen-year-old girl and almost waist-length brown hair. She had brown eyes and her skin was slightly tan. She wore a white T-shirt with a dragon pattern and blue cargo-jeans.
"This is better!" she said, looking herself over.
Kitsu considered the situation, and then held out her hand.
"I'm Kitsu, who the hell are you?"
"The real version of you!"
"...Huh?"
"You're a character based on me! Just in chibi form." ((That's right! It's-))
"I'm...the authoress!"
¤¤DUN, dun, DUUUU--¤¤
"The what?"
"Curse you! You ruined my dramatic introduction!"
"Kitsu!" a voice cried from downstairs. "What the hell's going on up there!"
"Nothing, Kyon-san!" Kitsu said. She turned back to 'The Authoress'. She seemed giddy.
"K-Kyon-san?" 'The Authoress' giggled a little and ran out the door.
"Wait!" Kitsu ran after her.
"Nnn..." Yuki pushed himself of the ground and looked to his right and out the open door. He then looked to his left, and yelled.
"Noooooooooo!"
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"Kitsu! There you are; what the hell was...who the hell are you?" Kyo asked 'The Authoress'.
"I'm...The Authoress!" she struck the weirdest pose she could, (one hand on her hip and the other point upwards while one leg was behind her head), then stood normally, looking around the room.
"The Authoress?" the Sohmas asked in unison.
"Yep! Which reminds me, there can't be two of us." She turned to Kitsu. "It would cause an anomaly!"
"Yeah!" Kitsu said. "A face-lime conundrum!"
"You mean a space-time continuum."
"Yeah, that. Well," Kitsu turned to the others. "BaiMoo..." Kitsu waved as she faded from view.
"We have to go too..." the rest of the children faded.
"What the hell's going on!" Kyo yelled. He was angry, frustrated, and contemplating ways to kill someone, anyone. Basically, he was just being himself on a good day.
Suddenly, a light-green smoke rose from the floorboards. It grew to five feet, and then dispersed. There, in the place where Kame had been, was a fourteen-year-old boy with light tan skin and brown eyes. He had short black hair and was wearing a black shirt, a blue-cloth vest with fire at the hems, and denim cargo jeans.
"Who the hell are you!" Kyo yelled.
"Eeeeeeeee!" 'The Authoress' screamed then threw herself at the boy. "Mi-kun!" ((pronounced 'my-coon' by the way.))
"Wha-gaaaaaaah!" the boy yelled out before he was tackled to the ground.
"Oo! Hearts!" Shigure laughed and giggled as he and Ayame ran around the two new teenagers and began playing with the hearts that appeared above them. Well, 'The Authoress' actually.
The boy looked at Yuki and Hatsuharu. "Help!" he choked out.
The two Sohmas took his arms and attempted to pull him away from 'The Authoress', only to be attacked in a fury of hisses, bites, claws, kicks, chopsticks, and plushies.
"My Mi-kun! Mine!"
"Yes, don't interfere with love, Yuki-kun, Haa-kun."
Both the boy and 'The Authoress' stared wide-eyed at Shigure.
"What?"
"Well it's obvious you love him!" Shigure said smiling. He poked at 'The Authoress' and seemed giddy.
"Oh, yes. Quite right. Deep love." Ayame smiled at the frozen boy as he elbowed him teasingly in the side.
"What!" the boy yelled. If suddenly appearing somewhere and being tackled by a girl who then attacked two boys with plushies didn't scare him, this sure as hell did.
"Yep! I love him! Very much so, at that." 'The Authoress' smiled at Shigure. Almost smiling...too happily. She then glared murderously at him and slowly pulled out a butcher's knife.
"As a friend, you sickos!"
"Eeeee!"
"Um...Yuki, do you think we should—Yuki?"
"Yeah! Kill the bastard! Send him to hell!"
"...Yuki..."
"Diiieee!"
"Yuki! Put the knife down!"
"Mi-kun!"
"Kiarra!"
"Mi-kuuuuuuuun!"
"Kiarra, what're you--Gah!"
"Bird..."
"Die, you evil snake! Bwuahahahahahahaa!"
"Nooooooooo!"
"Eee! I was just kidding!"
"Sicko! Friend! Friendfriendfriend!"
"Must escape..."
"No! Mi-kun, don't leave me!"
"Bird...!"
"Eek! Kyo-kun, no!"
"Die, birdie!"
¤¤Chk chk. Boom!¤¤
"Squawk!"
¤¤Thump!¤¤
"Wait, where the hell did Yuki and Ayame come from!"
"..."
"Kiarra...who are these people?" The boy asked.
"Oh! They're the Sohmas! And I go by Ryuu."
"I thought you were Kitsu." Yuki said, still holding the knife to Ayame's neck.
"No, Kitsu was based on me. And I'd pull that knife back if I were you." Ryuu said.
"Why?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
A crash sounded as a fourteen-year-old girl with black hair leaped through the paper door. She ran at Yuki, and then slammed him to the ground, beating him with a fan.
"Eh! Saka-chan, no! If you keep it up Satchi will—"
"YUUUUUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
A second girl jumped through the roof and landed on top of the first. She began stabbing Sakana ((the girl with the fan)) with metal chopsticks with red tassels.
"Ow! Sonova bitch!" Sakana threw her arm back and smacked Satchi ((stab-happy chick)) with her fan. Satchi fell back and landed on top of a yellow bunny who had transformed in all the commotion.
"Owwie! Waaaaaaa!" the bunny cried as Satchi glared at it. It cried harder when it was smacked over the head with metal chopsticks.
"Miiiiiiiiiiijiiiiiiiiiiii!" a fourth girl ran threw the front door ((quite literally)) and smashed Satchi into the wall. She had short black hair and a carrot in one of her hands. She began smacking Satchi with her carrot.
"Eeeeee! Stop touching me!" Satchi pushed the girl over and she landed on top of a tiger kitten who was making its was over to Tohru before becoming le striped pon-cake.
All the new comers stared wide-eyed at the flat kitty. Usa ((carrot-smacker)) seemed to loose all color in her face. Tohru and the Sohmas immediately found out why.
"Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssaaaaaaaaaa!"
A fourteen-year-old girl smashed through the wall with a claw attached to her hand. She had short light-brown hair and murder in her eyes. She let loose a cat-like roar and slashed at Usa.
Usa screamed and just barely dodged the attack. She tripped backwards and crashed into both Sakana and Satchi. Kimiko ((slash-attack)) didn't seem to care if she slashed one or twenty. She charged forwards and slashed at them again, only to trip at the same moment the other girls did. All their weapons went flying at one particularly pissed orange-haired boy.
The force of the sudden blows ((the power was increased because the weapons are magical)) pushed Kyo against the wall. The fan and carrot were reflected and hit Hatsuharu instead.
Both boys fell unconscious and badly injured on the floor.
The four girls, now in a large pile, were all pale. They looked horrified beyond belief and fear was clearly written in their faces and eyes. They slowly turned their heads to face Ryuu, who had been relatively quiet.
Until now.
Ryuu's hair was floating about her as the aura of fire grew more and more at an incredible rate. Her eyes were perfectly black and her nails had grown into six-inch long claws.
"Ry...Ryuu?" Kame ((Mi-kun)) asked quietly and uncertainly.
"I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!"
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"I...can't...do it!" Ryuu screamed suddenly. Everyone was in one place or another, charred, unconscious, or singing.
"What can't you do?" Satchi asked.
"Continue this chapter! I was gonna add more to it 'cuz it's really late but I can't do it!" Ryuu screamed.
"Then end this damn thing!" Kyo yelled.
"Okay! Anything for my Kyon-Kyon-sama-chan!"
"I'm not you're—"
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Ryuu: I know it's late. I tried to post it, I really did, but I couldn't--wait. This is perfect! I know what I'm gonna do for the next chapter! Stay tuned! For next time its...HALLOWEEN! (and no, Kiarra isn't my real name)