Portals into other dimensions and Rukia on Crack.

Rukia: I'm not on crack! I'm drunk!

Ichigo: Same difference.

Erick: Shut up you morons!

wolf: Little brother, that wasn't very nice! You abuse them in your fics so I would be nicer to them! Heh, just like I'm nice to Ed and Al.points to corner where Ed and Al from Fullmetal Alchemist are tied up and gagged

Erick: Lets get this party started!

disclaimer: Erick does not own anything fetured in these riddiculous stories... Thank god. But he does own a PS2... and a DS starts going on impossibliy long list of things he does own... He is a spoiled brat...

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Ichigo is walking to his next class in school, when Rukia runs past him saying;

"Hallow alert! lets go!" They end up in deserted building in the middle of Washington D.C.

"How the hell did we get here?! Oh, who cares, lets kick some ass! Huh, what the fk is that!" He points to a teletubbie shaped hollow."Rukia, What is that!?"

"A hollow, I think."

"Do you know how we got here? I mean one minute were in Japan and now were all the way in North America."

"No, I do not know how we got here!"

"I think its your fault." Rukia smacks him on the back of the head.

"IT IS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"OUCHY! You dont have to smack me, and why are you speaking in all caps?!"

"BECAUSE I WANT TO!" Rukia runs and starts beating up the teletubbie hollow off screen.

"Whoo, she is mad! Huh? More hallows incoming!" Three more teletubbie shaped hallows appeared, running towards Ichigo. One trips and falls on it's face and the other two stop to help it up. Suddenly, Barney appears out of nowhere and Ichigo screams like a five year old girl. But one of the hallows eats Barney, so Ichigo does the happy dance and the hallows join in. Then he begins to sing the 'I'm to Sexy' song thingy. "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts..." Rukia turns to him.

"GOD DAMMIT ICHIGO! SHUT UP! WE'RE NOT DONE HERE!" A portal opens up above Ichigo, dumping Edward and Alphonse Elric on his head, and thus shutting him up. "THANK GOD, I THOUGHT HE WOULD NEVER SHUT UP."

"WTF! We were fliming a movie!" Yelled Al, he looks at Ichigo. "Who the hell are you?! Where are we?!"

"Washington D.C." He mumbles.

"Wait you mean..." Fan girls burst through the doors. "BROTHER CODE RED!" Ed stares blankly at Al.

"What's code red?"

"wolf in the mist and her crazy friend found us again!"

"That means run, right?" In the backround you can hear wolf and her friend shouting their love of Fullmetal Alchemist to the world, and well as Edo and Aru as well...

"YES!" Ed and Al run past the fan girls into the deserted building an lock the doors. Wolf turns and sees Ichigo and screams: "Its Ichigo! GET HIM!" Wolf's clan turns their signs around and they say:

WE LOVE ICHIGO!

Ichigo screams and runs into a wall,knocking him out. He wakes up screaming:"FAN GIRLS! HELP!"He was surounded by fan girls trying to kiss him. One lands a fat juicy kiss right on his lips.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!! He runs for the building screaming and holding his lips."Ed, Al LET ME IN!"Ed unlocks the door and Ichigo runs inside and ducks for cover. After that he sits on a couch and looks at the coffee table.

"Why is there soggy cheerios on the table?"

"You dont ant to know." Then allof the sudden Rukia bursts in half naked with a bowl of cheerios on her head screaming:

"IM A LEEMER! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Rukia, what is wrong with you?"

"I FOUND SOME CRACK DOWNSTAIRS!" After that Rukia unlocks the door, and the boys scream:

"RUKIA NOOOO!" All of the fan girls rush inside and Ichigo, Ed, and Al run into the basement and lock the door.

"That was a close one!"

"We may be locked down here forever."

"Who cares, look!"

Icigo and Al look and see mountans of crack.

"HELL YEA!" After that they spent the rest of their life in the basement smoking crack.

THE END

or is it

dun dun dun da da

yep, its the end. for sure.yep.

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Erick: So what do ya think? Well tell me, the review button is right there.

wolf: has succsessfully kidnapped Al Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Al: HELP! BROTHER WHERE ARE YOU?!

wolf: Ja ne to all, and to all a good night!