Nanatsu Doubutsu
Chapter Ten: Flow Error
A/N: After this, there will be new chapters. I can't say when, but I am hoping by then end of this week there will be a new one. I AM SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU WAIT SO LONG!!!
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Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket. Natsuki-sama in all her Furuba glory does. Or Smile Empty Soul and their songs. Or Evanescence and their songs. Or Inu-Yasha, which is owned by Takahashi-sama. Or Pamela Anderson. She owns herself. You'll see.
Claimer: I own the chibi, the language, and whoever else was created by my insanity that comes in here. And the beanie. I own the beanie. And Kuylen, Ghen, Gylu, and Senkou. They are my things. Places, ranks, state of health, and animals. I own them, and you must ask me if you want to use them in any way. And the curses from an earlier chapter. I own them too.
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"Let's watch the Halloween video again!" Tora screamed in all her boredom.
"Yay!" yelled five of the other chibi, throwing their arms in the air. Kitsu looked at Ookami, and smacked him over the head.
"Grr. Yay." Ookami said pitifully, raising his hands slightly.
In the video….
The view whirled around as such: table, ear, window, door, upside-down Hatori, foot, T.V., ear, ceiling, pink hair, door, upside-down Hatori, Tohru, and upside-down Hatori.
"I've got it!" came Usagi's voice, though she wasn't in view. "I have mastered the spam reporter!"
"Cam corder. And I'm upside-down." Hatori said.
In front of the T.V…..
"He's defying gravity!" Kitsu said, amazed.
In the video….
"Oh, oops."
Usagi flipped the cam corder and Hatori was standing upright.
"I like your costume, Tori-san! You look just like a doctor!" Usagi said.
"I am a doctor."
"Now, now, Tori-san! Don't get carried away!"
"Never mind." Hatori sighed.
"That's right! Kitsu never did have a mind!"
In front of T.V…..
"Hey!"
In the video….
"Hey!"
The view went to Kitsu standing at the bottom of the stairs with a towel wrapped around her head.
"Eep. Uh--err--Kitsu-chan! Um…what's wrong?" Usagi said, the camera looking at all the nearby exits.
"Where's the scissors?"
"I think Neko has them."
"Kay. Thanks!" and Kitsu walked away.
"Wait, what do you need scissors for?"
No response.
"Kitsu-chan?!"
Hatori ran up the stairs after her and the camera shook from side to side. It then turned around and saw Shigure in the most disturbing outfit, with the most disturbing hair, and the most disturbing make-up.
He was……
A clown.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!"
The camera dropped sideways facing the stairs and Usagi's feet were seen running up the stairs as she screamed as loud as her little bunny lungs would allow.
"I still don't like it!" Kyo voice yelled. "How the hell are we supposed to-GAH!!"
The camera flipped over several times and the bottom of Kyo's foot came into view.
"Who the hell left this here?!" he yelled.
"Kyo-kun?!" came a voice from upstairs.
"I'm not here!" Kyo hissed. He then ran for dear life.
"Hello, Kagura-chan!" Shigure greeted.
…………………
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!"
Kagura's feet were seen running up the stairs as she screamed as well.
"Huh." Shigure said. "Well, we have to save the batteries on this!"
And the screen turned blank….
The view returned pointed down at the floor than rose to see Ayame dressed in a very strange and somewhat disturbing costume.
He was……….
Inu-Yasha.
"Gure-san, where are you?! We're a matching set!" Ayame cried.
The camera shifted to the kitchen doorway to see Shigure in the most disturbing outfit, one so disturbing that the previous clown getup was heaven compared to this.
He was……….
Kagome.
"How do I look?" Shigure said, striking a pose regularly found in Playboy.
"Oh! So very sexy! So very sexy indeed!" Ayame said, giggling.
"Why thank you, Aaya! Haa-san! What do you think?" Shigure asked, looking into the camera.
There was no response.
"Oh dear! I think Haa-san may be in shock at the magnitude of your sexiness, Gure-san!" Aaya said, giggling some more.
Shigure blinked at the camera then shook his finger.
"Now, now, Haa-san! None of that! They may look real, but that doesn't mean you can stare!" Shigure said, pointing to his overly-stuffed chest.
"I don't know which is worse: the curse of the Zodiac, or the curse of you." Hatori said, shifting the camera to the stairs. "Whose first to show their costumes?"
"Kyon-san!!" Kitsu cried.
"No!"
"Yes!" Kitsu protested.
"Why the hell should I?!"
"'Cuz if you don't, I'll--!"
Whisperwhisperwhisper
……………………
Kyo then slowly, and reluctantly, walked down the stairs. White lines had been bleached on his black shirt and his cargos were ripped at the knees. He had been forced to wear an eye-patch and a line was drawn on his cheek with a peach marker to form a scar.
"Oh my! Kyonkichi makes a wonderful pirate!" Ayame stated in awe.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!"
"Yun-san is next!" came Usagi's voice.
"No I'm not!" Yuki protested.
"Yes you are! Aaya-sama must see!" Sakana argued.
"Nobody is going to see me in this!"
"Oh yes they are!" Kitsu and Neko said in unison. Lightning and fire grew from the floor to the exact height of Yuki. It took a human form, and when it departed, Ayame gasped with shock and giggled with glee.
Yuki was wearing a smaller version of one of Ayame's robes and his hair had grown longer. Save for the twitching of his eye and the murderous gaze he held, he looked exactly like Ayame.
"I knew it! I knew you looked up to me!" Ayame held out his arms wide and stepped towards Yuki to embrace his little brother in a—
"Touch me, and I'll rip out your spine."
"Tohru-kun next! Tohru-kun next!" The chibi chanted.
Tohru walked down the stairs in a beautiful and elegant gown. It was a soft white with rhinestones set in star patterns. A familiar ribbon was worked into her glittery hair. Her hands were held in front of her and she was blushing slightly from embarrassment.
"Tohru-kun! You're so pretty!" Shigure said.
"She's a princess!" Momiji cried. They turned to see him in a bunny suit. Tail and all, baby!
Hatsuharu stood behind him wearing his leather pants over his jeans. He also wore a red plaid shirt and a western hat. He was a mighty-fine, grade-A, cowboy.
Standing next to him was a small girl with tan hair and long bangs dressed in a tiger cub costume.
"Saa-chan!" Shigure cried.
"No, Gura-kun!" Kitsu corrected.
Kagura and Kitsu had become friends the previous day when they both realized they were both obsessed with Kyo, and had to unite to protect him from the forces of fangirls! But not to protect him from them, of course.
"Hey, y'all!"
Everyone turned to see Kagura in a, disturbing for Kyo, large dress seen in the o'l western days, way back when. It was light blue in color and the white under-dress's hems brushed the floor.
Kyo's eyes grew wide and twitched severely. No matter what, nothing would stop him from killing himself if Kagura so much as looked at him.
Kagura winked at him and turned to the stairs so she couldn't see Inu-Yasha and Kagome foil his plans of suicide.
Ayame and Shigure, which really wasn't helping his attempted suicide.
"Neko-chan! Why don't you come down here n' show of yer costume for s'all!"
"Hiss!!"
"Bye."
"Wha-? Gah!!"
A small ball of pom-poms and glitter came tumbling down. When she finally stopped, Neko sat there as a murderous cheerleader.
"I hate you, Kitsu."
Tshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshsshhhhh!!!
"Nuuuu!" cried Kitsu.
"I knew you did it on purpose!" snarled Neko as she whirled on Ookami.
"Damn! How many times do I have to tell you?! The match threw itself at the tape and light on the way." Ookami retorted.
"Phsaw. You just didn't want people to see you as Pam Anderson." Sakana said, typing away on her new laptop.
Actually, it was Shigure's. She stole it and hoped nobody would notice.
"Where's Kame?" Ookami growled, changing the subject.
"He's upstairs giving Todd a bath." Tora said, curling into a ball with her tiger tail waving in the air.
"I do it for the dru-ugs! I do it to feel--!"
"What the hell are you singing?!"
"Smile Empty Soul."
"Stop."
"Fine. How can you see into my eyes, like open doors?"
"Stop, dammit!"
"You said stop S.E.S., but you said nothing about Evanescence!"
"I hope you die soon, Kitsu."
"I love you too, Ookami."
"Shut up."
Kitsu smiled and hugged him.
"Love!"
"I…will…murder…you."
"Uh-huh. Whatever."
"I think he means it." Kame said, coming down the stairs with a tan fur ball the size of his fist on his shoulder.
"Oh, please! He said he would kill me when we went to Kuylen, remember? I was fine!"
Kuylen...Major city with lots of attractions.
Flashback!
"Somebody, help! That poor girl is being attacked by Ghen!"
Ghen...really nasty beasts. Imagine a pissed off Saber-tooth tiger, but twice the size and a lot uglier.
"So much blood….Where are the Gylu, already?!"
Gylu...authorities kinda.
"She's not moving!"
End!
"Yep! Fine!" Kitsu said. Ookami smiled.
"Fine?! You were legally dead for half an hour!" Neko screamed.
"So? All that matters is that I revived!"
"Yeah, after spending three weeks in Senkou! Senkou!"
Senkou...limbo/coma.
"It was fun." Kitsu said, not really getting the picture.
"I'm going to leave now." Sakana shut her laptop and left.
"Oy! Midgets!" Came a cry from upstairs.
"Nandaiyou?!" Kitsu yelled.
"Time for bed! And don't mock me!"
"'Kay!" The chibi rushed up the stairs, miraculously alive, and got dressed, rushed around, before collapsing on the floor with Kyo.
Later that night
"Hm. He's grown quite attached, don't you think, Syla?"
"…."
"I see. They may be your children Syla, but you can't always protect them."
"They're your children, too."
"Yes, well, that isn't important. What is important, is finding Usagi before they do. If this is to work, Syla, we need her. And I will also need your help. You will help, won't you Syla?"
She said nothing and he laughed.
"Hmm. You feel it, don't you? About the boy? He will prove troublesome with that little trick up his sleeve. Let's just hope he doesn't realize how much that can work for them. I leave that to you."
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A/N: This was supposed the be a fill-in which turned in to a real chapter (somewhat). I shall try very hard to get you a new chapter!! I will try!! ……OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS CHAPTER TEN!!!! PARTY!!!!!