WARNING: this story may be offensive to tater tots! If you are a tot, do not read this story.
ATTACK OF DARK TATER
Rukia: HEY, IM A TATER!!!!!!!
Ichigo: No your not! Hey, wait a minute, DID YOU GET IN MY CRACK AGAIN?!
Erick: shut up you two! I'm trying to write a story over here!
Wolf in the mist: (hugging Al) Huh, who what when, when, where, why?! Oh, can you get Ed down from there? (Points to corner where Ed is hanging above a pool of acid)
Erick: Ok we get! Can I start the story now!
All of the sudden Mamestubue Kowaso Mono swings down on a vine and grabs Ed of the rope making a noise like Tarzan.
Erick: THAT'S IT IM STARTING THE STORY!
It starts out with Ichigo running down the hallway trying to get to class on time.
"God damn it, I'm late for class! This is your fault Rukia!"
"How is my fault! You're the one who had to take that shit!"
"(Smiling) yea, it probably still smells in there! And it clogged every toilet in the school!"
"I can smell it from here!"
"I can't!"
We interrupt this story for a special news report! It seems every toilet in the country is clogged!
"Shut up you stupid news guy thing!"
"Yea, SHUT UP!"
Then the weirdest thing happened...
Rukia and Ichigo teleported into a giant…space tot!
They landed in a hallway in front of a door. They go through the door and then…
Dancing tater tots singing DARK TATER with the fairly odd parents theme.
Then a giant black tater entered the room. Ichigo screams TATER TOT and runs and starts nibbling on dark tater. Ichigo's stomach rumbles loudly.
"What the!???!! Get me a gas mask!!!" Dark tater says as Ichigo farts and shakes the whole space tater. Then dark tater takes off a kids' darth vader mask and it reveals the face of...
"TOM CRUSE! What are you doing here?!!?!?"
"WHO CARES! LETS FIGHT!"
All of the suddenly Rukia pulls out a light saber and starts fighting dark tater. They reach an end of a hallway with a hole in the floor.
"Before you die Rukia, I am your father!"
"No, your not!"
"I am your uncle!"
"No, your not!"
"I am your cousin twice removed!"
"I DON'T HAVE A COUSIN!!!!!!!!"
"You don't?"
"NO! MY PARENTS WERE ONLY CHILDREN!"
"OHHHHHHHHHHH! I get it!" Then at the last second Ichigo jumps on dark tater and starts eating him. Ichigo then takes an enormous bite and dark tater falls down the hole.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! Rukia, I love you!"
"EWWWWWWW!"
THE END
Wolf in the mist: does dark tater live? (still hugging a very scared looking Al)
Erick: no
Ichigo: that tater tot was good eat'n! Why did he have to die?!!?
Erick: you heard him! He said he loves Rukia!
Ichigo: But Rukia is my girlfriend!
Rukia smacks him on the back of the head
Rukia:IM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!