Thank you to my 1 review club, and they are. Kenya, trunksvegetafrodo, dbz
chicka and my best friend kagome of winter dances!
Now to my 2 review club! Pia Bartolini.
But a special thanx to the wacky reviewer. And the wacky review award goes to.. noodle loving Ruby! And to answer ur question.. I can totally understand you!! I hope your not disappointed!
Whistles and claps in the back ground!
Author's notes: ok I apologize! I m sorry it's going to have to be short; I have a lot to do as u read in the last chappie! Well on with the story...
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After shopping around they finally found Bulma's favorite shop 'La Sophia Jean'.
"Oh Chi, that is sooo cute!" Bulma yelled from behind a clothes rack.
"You think? I like it!"
By the time the three had paid for their items they were all very tired and hungry, so they took a right to the Food Court... And what they saw was disturbing.....
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"Well Bulma, there's Yamcha." Chichi gulped.
"Oh? Where does he get off, fucking making out with some bitch, in plain daylight - - - in the MALL no less? Oh hell no!" Bulma yelled, ferociously gritting her teeth.
By this time Bulma was mad but Chichi's next comment left her seething..
"Calm down B, just breathe, their might be a *reasonable* explanation as to why his tongue is down some skanky bitch's throat." Chichi said disgustedly.
"I'm going to kick his ass." Bulma stated angrily while cracking her knuckles.
"Wait up B, I'm coming!" Chichi exclaimed while cracking her neck.
Chichi and an enraged Bulma marched over to an oblivious Yamcha. After a few seconds Yamcha turned his head and finally saw her; and what he saw, looking at his current situation, nearly made him shit his pants. Bulma was coming his way with fire in her eyes, while he was sitting in the food court like a dumb idiot with some bitch named Kiki on his lap. Sweating bullets, he tried to think of a quick way out of this mess. (But we all know that with Yamcha having the small brain capacity that nothing's gonna come!) Before he could think of anything, Bulma was their glaring daggers and he didn't have one decent thing to say..
With out further notice their was a loud smack, then a low, but noticeable, thump and Yamcha was holding his cheek. (Their was a thump because his brain is empty.work with me!!!)
"What the FUCK are you thinking, Yamcha? I mean really; what didn't you understand when I told you NO MORE? I'm NOT taking this shit any more. We're through, over, done...no more, got it?" Bulma said impatiently with tears in her eyes
"But babe. it's not what it looks like! I love you, you love me, we're all happy! I won't cheat again, *promise*" Yamcha slyly said.
"Its not what it looks like hun? So let me guess.she tripped and FELL on your lap, stuck her tongue down your THROAT and called it a MISHAP? What kind of fool do you take me to be?" Bulma requested angrily.
"Go B!" Chichi yelled between laughs.
"Come on Bulma, you have forgiven me before for worse things." Yamcha pleaded.
"No I'm tired of this shit. GoodBYE! Are you coming Chi? I'm leaving." Bulma sadly choked out.
"You know what Bulma? The reason I cheat is because you're a bitch and I can't get any from your prudish ass!" Yamcha sneered and laughed.
Kiki laughed because Yamcha was laughing. (And because she's a stereo type blond.)
"Shut up bitch. before I MAKE you shut up." Chi threatened.
Kiki hid behind Yamcha while he laughed at her and at his earlier comments....but what he said next he'd regret it for the rest of his life.
"By the way Bulma. look at your boobs, then at Kiki's, yours are D's and hers are nice big DD's."
Kiki sneered and Bulma and Chichi glared at her in unison.
Chi chi angrily asked, "What are you laughing at bitch - your boobs are bought!" (go Chichi, laughs, claps, uses big foam #1 hand to smack Kiki. I boo as ring comes into view! Ha ha lol! I'm crazy!)
"Oh lay off it Yamcha, at least mine are *real*, you're just jealous that you couldn't touch mine. And by the way Kiki, bitch (slut, ho, whore, the list goes on.)slut what ever your name is. here's a hint, Yamcha's a little *small*, if you know what I mean!" Bulma choked out with a hint of sadness, but laughing at the last part.
With that Bulma walked out of the mall, back straight, next to Chichi with a forced smirk on her face. But in her eyes their was all the emotion she was feeling...if one looked more closely they'd see a tear running down her cheek as she walked, she tried to hide, it but to no avail because someone *did* see the hurt anger and defiance in her eyes...but who?
A lil help..
Was it a satisfied Yamcha, a caring Goku, or a certain flame haired hottie?
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Vote! 3 questions!
When should Bulma castrate Yamcha?
Should their be saiyans?
Should I update weekly, or spontaneously, when ever I feel like it?
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who ever guesses who it was right gets a surprise!
Author notes: I will try ASAP to get out more chappies but I need at least ten reviews! It would make me feel good! Oh flames count! Ok I did not do a disclaimer but here it is . I don't own anything except the story line, kiki, a few 1,000 fire extinguishers a flame retardant suit and a special surprise! No offense to blondes, notice I wrote stereo type blonds!
+++++++++chibi saiyan Sarah+++++++++
Now to my 2 review club! Pia Bartolini.
But a special thanx to the wacky reviewer. And the wacky review award goes to.. noodle loving Ruby! And to answer ur question.. I can totally understand you!! I hope your not disappointed!
Whistles and claps in the back ground!
Author's notes: ok I apologize! I m sorry it's going to have to be short; I have a lot to do as u read in the last chappie! Well on with the story...
(#)*(#)*Last time (#)*(#)*(#)*(#)*(#)*(#)*
After shopping around they finally found Bulma's favorite shop 'La Sophia Jean'.
"Oh Chi, that is sooo cute!" Bulma yelled from behind a clothes rack.
"You think? I like it!"
By the time the three had paid for their items they were all very tired and hungry, so they took a right to the Food Court... And what they saw was disturbing.....
^^^^^^^#######^^^^^^^#######^^^^^^^
"Well Bulma, there's Yamcha." Chichi gulped.
"Oh? Where does he get off, fucking making out with some bitch, in plain daylight - - - in the MALL no less? Oh hell no!" Bulma yelled, ferociously gritting her teeth.
By this time Bulma was mad but Chichi's next comment left her seething..
"Calm down B, just breathe, their might be a *reasonable* explanation as to why his tongue is down some skanky bitch's throat." Chichi said disgustedly.
"I'm going to kick his ass." Bulma stated angrily while cracking her knuckles.
"Wait up B, I'm coming!" Chichi exclaimed while cracking her neck.
Chichi and an enraged Bulma marched over to an oblivious Yamcha. After a few seconds Yamcha turned his head and finally saw her; and what he saw, looking at his current situation, nearly made him shit his pants. Bulma was coming his way with fire in her eyes, while he was sitting in the food court like a dumb idiot with some bitch named Kiki on his lap. Sweating bullets, he tried to think of a quick way out of this mess. (But we all know that with Yamcha having the small brain capacity that nothing's gonna come!) Before he could think of anything, Bulma was their glaring daggers and he didn't have one decent thing to say..
With out further notice their was a loud smack, then a low, but noticeable, thump and Yamcha was holding his cheek. (Their was a thump because his brain is empty.work with me!!!)
"What the FUCK are you thinking, Yamcha? I mean really; what didn't you understand when I told you NO MORE? I'm NOT taking this shit any more. We're through, over, done...no more, got it?" Bulma said impatiently with tears in her eyes
"But babe. it's not what it looks like! I love you, you love me, we're all happy! I won't cheat again, *promise*" Yamcha slyly said.
"Its not what it looks like hun? So let me guess.she tripped and FELL on your lap, stuck her tongue down your THROAT and called it a MISHAP? What kind of fool do you take me to be?" Bulma requested angrily.
"Go B!" Chichi yelled between laughs.
"Come on Bulma, you have forgiven me before for worse things." Yamcha pleaded.
"No I'm tired of this shit. GoodBYE! Are you coming Chi? I'm leaving." Bulma sadly choked out.
"You know what Bulma? The reason I cheat is because you're a bitch and I can't get any from your prudish ass!" Yamcha sneered and laughed.
Kiki laughed because Yamcha was laughing. (And because she's a stereo type blond.)
"Shut up bitch. before I MAKE you shut up." Chi threatened.
Kiki hid behind Yamcha while he laughed at her and at his earlier comments....but what he said next he'd regret it for the rest of his life.
"By the way Bulma. look at your boobs, then at Kiki's, yours are D's and hers are nice big DD's."
Kiki sneered and Bulma and Chichi glared at her in unison.
Chi chi angrily asked, "What are you laughing at bitch - your boobs are bought!" (go Chichi, laughs, claps, uses big foam #1 hand to smack Kiki. I boo as ring comes into view! Ha ha lol! I'm crazy!)
"Oh lay off it Yamcha, at least mine are *real*, you're just jealous that you couldn't touch mine. And by the way Kiki, bitch (slut, ho, whore, the list goes on.)slut what ever your name is. here's a hint, Yamcha's a little *small*, if you know what I mean!" Bulma choked out with a hint of sadness, but laughing at the last part.
With that Bulma walked out of the mall, back straight, next to Chichi with a forced smirk on her face. But in her eyes their was all the emotion she was feeling...if one looked more closely they'd see a tear running down her cheek as she walked, she tried to hide, it but to no avail because someone *did* see the hurt anger and defiance in her eyes...but who?
A lil help..
Was it a satisfied Yamcha, a caring Goku, or a certain flame haired hottie?
%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$
Vote! 3 questions!
When should Bulma castrate Yamcha?
Should their be saiyans?
Should I update weekly, or spontaneously, when ever I feel like it?
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
who ever guesses who it was right gets a surprise!
Author notes: I will try ASAP to get out more chappies but I need at least ten reviews! It would make me feel good! Oh flames count! Ok I did not do a disclaimer but here it is . I don't own anything except the story line, kiki, a few 1,000 fire extinguishers a flame retardant suit and a special surprise! No offense to blondes, notice I wrote stereo type blonds!
+++++++++chibi saiyan Sarah+++++++++