Chapter 2 of My First Job as a Homo
Lemons you people say? Difficult request, for I have never written a lemon before. Infact, this is my very first story. --whimper--
Disclaimer: Maniac Production- Only the plot. The characters arent mine.
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"Rich People Suck"
Riku lay in discomfort on his expensive, black, leather couch. What a boring day it was. Not only did he have nothing to do, but Sephiroth was late for their dinner outing.
What the hell was taking so long, anyway? Sephiroth was never late, and he couldnt help but feel concerned for his older brother. That was very uncharacteristic of Riku. He was never ever concerned about anybody beside himself. It was all about him. Always.
So, what was he doing, being worried about his elderly brother?
Maybe it was because of the fact that Sephiroth was all Riku had left. Well, besides his fame, fans, and cigarettes. For one thing, his mother had left exactly one week after he had been born and his father was always out on business duties.
After tiring of being cooped up in the house, Riku had demanded Sephiroth to work as his own personal manager. To his surprise, Sephiroth complied and to this day, remained his manager.
Yamamoto Riku was famous. Well, maybe back in Traverse Town he was but he really didnt think anybody here on Destiny Islands knew of his fame at all. Who cared. It was just a stupid island. Thats all it was. Even the people on this island were psychotic idiots.
Why, he had decided to enjoy himself and take a walk outside when he had literally run into this annoying little brunette dressed in a horrid yellow dress.
She demanded an apology from him for supposedly not watching where he was going and when he had refused, she had hit him with her jumprope! The nerve of her. Maybe Sephiroth would let him sue her for marring his perfect body. Bah, that would be far too much trouble.
The silver haired boy sighed and toyed with his hair while he silently watched the clock.
7:45 p.m.
Sephiroth was over an hour late. That sure broke the record. The most he had ever delayed anything was probably by 30 seconds.
Riku heard the door open and slam and turning around, came face to face with his older brother.
"Sorry I'm late Riku, I had a few problems to solve involving your movie shoot on Wednesday." As always, Sephiroth got straight to the point.
The younger man frowned. "What problems? You never told me there were problems, and I know there will most definatly be no problems."
His brother forcefully gave a sigh of irritation. He was not in the mood for explanations. "You know I can handle things, Yamamoto. Lets talk this over dinner, shall we?
Riku gave a nod, and together, they walked out the door.
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"What do you mean seafood is all you have? Havent you ever heard of cows or pigs? How the hell do you not have steak at a resturant? You say this is the finest place you have on this whole entire island? Well you know what? Your island sucks! I'll just have water please."
Riku sneered in disgust at the flushing waiters as they scurried off to the kitchens. He turned back to Sephiroth, who was rubbing his temples, sighing in frustration.
"You know how spoiled and bratty you look right now? You're making people stare. Why cant you ever be satisfied?"
"Because I am spoiled, and you know what bro? I really dont care if people stare. All the more attention for me. It is all about me you know. All the time." Riku smirked and looked away. "People like me cant ever be satisfied because the best isnt good enough for us. Now, what are those problems you were talking about?"
Sephiroth raised an eyebrow. "I was hoping to enjoy dinner before moving onto business but very well. You see, your original submissive has fallen ill and I will admit that I have had difficulty finding a replacement."
Riku growled in anger, slamming his hands on the table. "Bullshit! I specifically picked out that submissive myself! How dare he fall ill? You will never find a replacement as beautiful as he was. Have you even found a replacement at all?"
The older man glared at him. "Of course I've found a replacement! Dont you dare take me for a fool manager. You're lucky you have me at all!"
Riku just scoffed, not taking Sephiroth at all seriously. "So, whats his name? He better be atleast a decent looker."
"His name is Sora and we may need to.. fix him up a bit. I'm sure he will be a way better looker than your, 'specially chosen submissive'." Sephiroth smirked as Riku scowled.
"I took some pictures of him while we discussed his job offer. I knew you would want to take a look before you actually met him." Sephiroth pulled out a yellow envelope and after opening it, dumped out a pile of photos.
Rikus eyes narrowed as he looked through them critically. It had obviously been taken inside their limo. The boy, Sora, had cinnamon colored hair. Very shaggy. He definatly needed a haircut. You couldn't see his eyes too well, if at all. They'd have to do something about those bangs and glasses of his. The worst part was probably his choice of clothing. What the hell was he wearing anyway? It looked like a hatless poncho.
"Anybody who needs this much fixing up will be no match against my Cloud Strife. Far from it. What the hell were you thinking Seph? It is impossible to find a replacement more beautiful and feminine than Cloud. If only he hadnt fallen ill."
"Well, looks like he hasnt fallen ill after all!" Riku looked at him hopefully in confusion but frowned when he saw Sephiroth sneer.
"As I have just found out, the sickness 'excuse' was just a polite way of turning you down" Sephiroth smirked as he pointed to a tall blonde waiter.
Riku frowned, and turned around, meeting eye to eye contact with Cloud, his former 'submissive' and also, his current obsession.
"It seems as though he just doesnt want you to bed him."
Glaring, the younger man stood up and chased after the blonde waiter who was apparently, trying to run away.
"Strife, get back here right now! We had a deal, you bastard!"
Having longer legs and more energy, Riku grabbed the blonde before he had reached the safety of the kitchens.
"What the hell do you think you're doing, telling Seph you'd gotten sick? You dont look sick to me! We had to find a replacement for you!" Cloud just looked away, seemingly finding the floor interesting.
Riku sighed.
"Strife, dont you want to film the movie? With moi? Doing naughty and sinful things on the most soft and comfortable towels ever? Anybody would kill to be in your position right now."
Cloud glared at him. "Your such an arrogant bastard. I'm not a fuckin' slut and I have no intention of displaying my naked body on camera. The only reason I said yes last time, was to stop you from raping me after I said no!"
"I never did such thing! It was not rape attempt cause you obviously wanted it!"
"I did not want it at all! If I remember correctly, I was thrashing and kicking and screaming at you to get off. You seriously need an ego deflation! Listen to the words that are coming out my mouth. I. dont. like. you! Not everybody wants to jump in bed with you, cause even if you are beautiful, all you think about is yourself! Leave me the fuck alone, Yamamoto." The blonde shoved himself out of the other man's arms and walked away.
Riku glared at the retreating back. He would admit he liked the blonde but the mans stubborn behavior was getting slightly annoying now. He had thought it cute at first but not being able to get into the blonde's pants after four weeks of trying, was really pissing off his pride.
What the hell was that weird hissing noise behind him? Riku turned around and saw Sephiroth laughing at him.
Laughing!
Sephiroth!
at him!
Overall, this had not been such a good day.
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A pile of brown locks poked out from the mass of quilts and blankets. Sapphire blue eyes blinked and looked around tiredly with droopy eyes.
Two days had gone by and already and it was five am, Wednesday morning. The boy groaned, trying to convince himself that he had not agreed to take part in some movie he didnt even know about. Monday afternoon had just been a dream. No a nightmare. He would never in his right mind, go for something like that. Something so fishy and mysterious... but then again, the rich silver haired man had offered him 1.5 million dollars.
Sighing as he sat up, he looked around. Everything was still dark but he could faintly see the outlines of the few furnitures he owned. He made his way to the bathroom, careful to avoid bumping into anything as to not wake his sleeping mother.
The brunette turned the lights on and winced at the bright light. It took a few minutes for his eyes to adjust.
Looking into the mirror, he stared at himself. Blue eyes stared back and his hair was even messier than usual. Bed hair.
He looked under the sink and pulled out a box full of brand new combs. He absolutely had to look nice today. He was going to perform in the presence of rich people.
Sora pulled out a comb in determination to brush his messy locks. He ran it through his hair once and frowned when it instantly became stuck. Growling, he tugged at it and ignoring the pain that shot through the roots, he kept tugging and tugging untill the comb snapped in half.
Fifteen minutes later, found a crying Sora with heaps and heaps of broken combs surrounding him. Phooey, what a waste of three bucks.
The three bucks he had paid the barber for forty five combs.
His eyes watered at the pain he felt on the roots of his head, and finally, he started to wail.
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Riku stared at the small door in front of him, glaring in disapproval. Not only had Seph replaced Cloud with just an ugly kid, he had replaced him with an ugly poor kid.
He disliked poor people, oh yes he did. What was the use of them? His father had taught him that they were nothing but lazy asses who had no occupation besides being a couch potato. They were too stupid to study in school when they had had the chance and hadnt gone to college.
Yeap. Useless, ugly, poor, people didnt deserve to live!
Riku frowned.
Was that wailing he heard in there? Wtf?
'Oh bloody well, lets just get this over with..'
He knocked. He waited. He heard footsteps and then, he saw the door open tentatively. Out poked a small brown head.
Riku blinked as he stared into the most adorable pair of sapphire blue eyes.
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"Sora's POV"
I was just a little bit confused as I squinted at the figure in front of me. The man standing before me had the exact same silver hair and aqua green eyes as the man from two days ago. Yamamoto Seph.. Sephiroth was it? This must have been his younger brother who was supposed to film the movie with me!
I felt a small blush creep up my neck and two seconds later, I knew it was staining my face. Its this nasty habit of mine that I've had since I was real little. Mom says I got it from dad, who always blushed as red as a tomato. Why the hell was I blushing anyway?
'Oh.. maybe its the fact that the guy standing in front of you has the most amazing body ever. Either that or his amazing sea green eyes. You can choose, cause I personally dont care as long as I get the entire package in the end.'
I felt my blush become darker. Damn my alter ego. It kicks in everytime I dont want it to. Blehhh.. what do I do? What am i doing? Oh god, I havent just been standing here, staring at him for 5 minutes, have I? No no, impossible, five minutes would have felt like forever.. its just been a few seconds, so I still have time to not make an idiot out of myself. Quick! Invite him in!
"Err.. hi, Yamamoto san.. come in.. heh."
"Bout time you asked.. you rude bugger. Its been five minutes."
Five minutes? Is he kidding me? Oh, but hell, he looks so sexy when he smirks. No wait, what the hell am I thinking? I am not gay. I am not gay! I dated Kairi remember? Unless shes a he with boobs, then I am not gay at all. Nope! Wait, did he just call me a rude bugger? How dare he?
'It dint work with Kairi cause your not attracted to her or her boobs. Not gay, hah.. thats probably about as true as saying straight lines make a circle. What the hell is wrong with you? Idiot, I cant believe I'm stuck with you. Imbecile child.'
I sighed and offered the boy a drink. Looking around, he mumbled something about sanitation and refused. I glared at him and he glared right back.
Jeez, are all rich people this snobby? Well you know what then? I hate rich people! Rich people suck and should all go to hell. Yay! Burn burn you stoopid.!
"I dont got all day, kid. Hurry the hell up and get dressed."
I looked down at myself and blushed. No wonder it felt chilly in here. All that covered my bare skin was a pair of boxers. Oopsie? I coulda sworn I had dressed up already..
I gulped and ran off without another word.
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"Riku's POV"
I watched as he ran off, and couldnt help but feel amused. Were those baby tweety boxers? Well anyway, I guess hes not too bad looking.. in person that is and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
He is decent looking, without those ugly glasses but still, nowhere near as gorgeous as my blondie.
I looked around the house. It was very small. The living room was probably a little bit smaller than my room and I suspected that my bathroom was bigger than the room Sora was currently occupying.
Pity pity. I sighed and waited another seven minutes or so.
The small brunette boy finally returned and I raised an eyebrow at his pink face.
"Obviously you dont own much clothing, so what took you so long? Its not as if you can make yourself look any better, you ugly tard. You poor people amuse me." I was irritated and didnt really spare the boys feelings. True, his clothing looked like it was dug out of the homeless people's garbage can but I couldnt help but feel a little guilty after seeing his sad puppy eyes. Even Cloud didnt have eyes like that. Eyes that seemed to light up this grungy dump he called a home. They were like precious gems, too fragile to even stare at.
Pretty blue eyes.
Anyway...
"Lets get a move on, we're fifteen minutes late, thanks to you. Sephiroth is waiting for us and he despises peeps who arrive late."
Sora just nodded silently and started for the door, his head still bowed.
I took one last look at his house and thought: Poor people suck.
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Chapter 2 Fin. To be continued.
Revised and redone.
-Maniac