4-19-03
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Authors notes: I got 5 reviews for the last chapter, this makes me very happy! Ok im sorry I haven't updated, but im making the promised time. Last Thursday my aunt died. She was more like a mother. I dove in a depression. and I had 2 learn a solo for her service. So u can see why I haven't updated... sorry 4 wasting your time with this useless authors note..
Review corner:
Mushi-azu: thanx 4 reviewing
Kagome of spring dances: I can kill Yamcha if I want! :: sticks out tongue::
Carrie: that's a good idea, I will prolly use it!
Aznsidecutiepie: I will try my best!
Goku's blue angel: hey! What's wrong with self advertising? Haha. Well... your right about the Yamcha thingy.
WARNING: UNDERAGE DRINKING AND SOME POORLY DONE STUFF.
Last time:
chi chi left and now that the pictures had all been ruined Bulma laid content on her bed. Grabbing a bottle out of her nightstand she examined it carefully.. smiling at what was going to happen to Yamcha once the contents of the secret brew and him met. With a smirk that could rival Vegeta's best, she said "Yamcha should know better than to mess with a scientist, especially Bulma briefs!" with that she drifted off to a peaceful slumber.
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the weeks had passed quickly, but not quick enough for Bulma. For as you see this week was when the plan was put into action. Bulma had to make sure that everything was up to par. So far everything was just right, to help her pull of her prank she had three accomplices, chi chi, 18, and believe it or not Vegeta.
This was the day...Bulma woke up with a smile, slowly she made her way to the bathroom to take a nice hot shower and go over her plan one last time. After clearing her thoughts Bulma dried off brushed her teeth and ran to the ringing phone.
"hello" Bulma sweetly asked
"hey b! today's the day!" chi chi exclaimed
" yes chi, calm down." Bulma said trying to control her laughter
" what's so funny?" chi chi asked
"ummmm, I was just thinking, if your this psyched over the prank, how are you going to react when its carried out?" Bulma stated
laughing she answered "oh, I will be worse, way worse!"
" hold on chi my other line" Bulma said
checking her caller id Bulma saw it was 18.
" hey 18, did you get Yamcha to agree?"
laughing she replied " I sure did, u should of seen his face when I came to see him in the hospital... it was even funnier when I told him you wanted to talk"
"ok, so its all set then"
with fake enthusiasm 18 said " yes sir!"
laughing Bulma said " good.. Well chi is on the other line I got to go. see ya"
when Bulma heard a click then the dial tone she decided to click over to chi chi.
" im back chi"
" I can tell b"
"ok well I got to go, I will see you later"
" bye b"
"bye chi"
with a click she lowered the phone on the charger.
" ok, now I only need to find that short here it is!"
Bulma found the outfit especially for her meeting with Yamcha.
" ok I can do this I have 30 minutes to get ready and 10 to get to his house"
after she was finished and decided she looked slutty enough she called Vegeta.
" hey, im ready"
" ok im coming over now."
---------- Vegeta's car in front of Yamcha's----------
" ok Vegeta, one more time, I talk him into a friendly drinking contest, I pretend to call a friend to join us, of course Yamcha is going to like the idea because he thinks its going to be a girl, but instead it will be none other than you. Ok I will distract him enough for you to fix two of his drinks and one of mine, then you will make an excuse and leave. Got it?" she asked
with a nod he spoke " yes, I will meet you a block away after and drive you home"
handing him the vial she exited the car and straightened out her skirt that looked more like an over sized belt. Now she was ready. She walked the slow path to the door and knocked three times. Waiting a few minutes she was about to knock again when Yamcha opened the door.
" hey babe"
"hey Yamcha, can I come in?" she asked
"sure" he said while stepping away allowing her access.
" well Yamcha, I want to apologize for what happened to you, I feel bad I do. Ummm. I was wondering...do you still want to be friends?"
" but babe, cant you give me another chance?" he pleaded
With practiced sorrow in her voice she spoke "not yet Yamcha, I need more time I hope you understand."
"yes, I do." He slowly said with fake emotion
" hey Yamcha, is that 24 pack still here?" she asked
" yea, why?" he asked skeptically
"well I wanted to start things right by us getting drunk out of our minds, what do you think?" she said with a seductive smile
" sure" he stammered
" ok go get it while I call a friend to bring some more" and she playfully added "join in"
" alright" ye yelled running up the stairs
picking up her cell she dialed Vegeta's number and told him its on. Five minutes later Yamcha was getting bored and asked Bulma when her friend was coming, and she kept telling him in a few. After a while both of them were relieved when there was a soft knock on the door. Yamcha went and opened the door and was scared when he saw Vegeta.
Yamcha stammered " b.b.Bulma.. I .. is.. is. this you..your. fff..friend?"
"Yes, Yamcha don't worry, he wanted to turn over a new leaf."
"ok.. Well I guess we should talk" Yamcha said while straightening his shirt
Bulma started passing out beers. After 3 beers Yamcha was already tipsy.
" oh Yamcha Vegeta I have a great idea! Lets have a drinking contest! Who ever drinks three beers the fastest will win. agreed? She asked while winking at Vegeta
after it was agreed they opened the beers and right before they took a drink Bulma ushered Yamcha over to the kitchen and gave him a hug and said she was having fun and asked for a lemon. With Yamcha being tipsy he just nodded and pretended to hear. In the living room Vegeta had fixed Yamcha's two and one of Bulma's. What he wanted to know is why she wanted him to fix hers two. After Bulma got the lemon her and Yamcha walked in and got ready to drink. Vegeta pointed to the beer farthest from her, that signaling her fixed one.
Bulma giggled and said " on your marks get set... drink"
Vegeta went through his the fastest. Yamcha had his eyes closed working on the second fixed one while Bulma slyly took a second vial out of her bra and put it in her fixed one. She "accidentally" knocked over Yamcha's third one and said she couldn't finish hers and gave him the fixed one. Vegeta pretended like he was going to barf and ran out of the house.
With a hiccup Yamcha giggled out " I guess he cant handle his beer"
" I guess not" she replied while sipping her beer.
---------- later----------
a knock at the door was heard and a plastered Yamcha ran and tripped while trying to get it. Bulma got up and tried her best to act drunker than she was and opened the door, what she saw made her smile, it was the newest member in the prank.
" hi Yamcha, am I interrupting anything?" the girl asked
" no you didn't, im just leaving anyway. Bye Yamcha later!" Bulma waved and yelled while stepping through the door.
Just as promised Vegeta was down the block in his car waiting for her.
" what took so long?" he asked
smiling she said " chi chi's friend took a little bit longer than planed to get there, but she made it"
" oh ok" he said
looking at her he asked " besides the laxative, what was in the other vial you gave him?"
looking like a deer in the headlights she whispered the answer to him. He was grinning ear to ear after that. Shaking his head he laughed started the engine and started off to Bulma's house.
After the door was closed and locked the girl told Yamcha she had to freshen up. When she got out they started getting hot and heavy, a lick here a nip there, they moved to the bed room, all the while removing each others clothes(ewwwww) when suddenly Yamcha got a REALLY bad stomach ache. In his birthday suit he ran to the bathroom and barely made it before.. Well you know.. After ten minutes of waiting the girl told Yamcha through the door that she had to leave and would see him later.
Vegeta and Bulma pulled up to capsule corps Bulma looked over at Vegeta and went in to give him a kiss on the cheek, he turned his head and captured her lips. After the shock wore off she started getting into it. he nibbled on her lips while licking them never breaking contact, she opened her mouth and used her tongue to explore his mouth. Finally they broke apart panting. Bulma smiled and got out of the car.
Closing the car door she whispered " good night prince Vegeta"
With a sigh he said " good night onna, you know. your one evil woman"
Smiling she said " yes, I know."
After a while Yamcha felt relieved and sighed " I guess its just you and me" me said looking at his hand.
He decided he could use a shower anyway. When himself and Mr. hand were about to get acquainted, he screamed a scream that could wake the dead....
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so why did Yamcha scream, did it have something to do with the second vial? You will see that and more next time I get off my lazy ass and update!
authors notes: omg how I hated writing some of this chapter. I tried to make it longer. And last don't worry I do not support under age drinking.
Well review, I like reviews.
Thanx
Chibi
Authors notes: I got 5 reviews for the last chapter, this makes me very happy! Ok im sorry I haven't updated, but im making the promised time. Last Thursday my aunt died. She was more like a mother. I dove in a depression. and I had 2 learn a solo for her service. So u can see why I haven't updated... sorry 4 wasting your time with this useless authors note..
Review corner:
Mushi-azu: thanx 4 reviewing
Kagome of spring dances: I can kill Yamcha if I want! :: sticks out tongue::
Carrie: that's a good idea, I will prolly use it!
Aznsidecutiepie: I will try my best!
Goku's blue angel: hey! What's wrong with self advertising? Haha. Well... your right about the Yamcha thingy.
WARNING: UNDERAGE DRINKING AND SOME POORLY DONE STUFF.
Last time:
chi chi left and now that the pictures had all been ruined Bulma laid content on her bed. Grabbing a bottle out of her nightstand she examined it carefully.. smiling at what was going to happen to Yamcha once the contents of the secret brew and him met. With a smirk that could rival Vegeta's best, she said "Yamcha should know better than to mess with a scientist, especially Bulma briefs!" with that she drifted off to a peaceful slumber.
---------- ( NEW )----------
the weeks had passed quickly, but not quick enough for Bulma. For as you see this week was when the plan was put into action. Bulma had to make sure that everything was up to par. So far everything was just right, to help her pull of her prank she had three accomplices, chi chi, 18, and believe it or not Vegeta.
This was the day...Bulma woke up with a smile, slowly she made her way to the bathroom to take a nice hot shower and go over her plan one last time. After clearing her thoughts Bulma dried off brushed her teeth and ran to the ringing phone.
"hello" Bulma sweetly asked
"hey b! today's the day!" chi chi exclaimed
" yes chi, calm down." Bulma said trying to control her laughter
" what's so funny?" chi chi asked
"ummmm, I was just thinking, if your this psyched over the prank, how are you going to react when its carried out?" Bulma stated
laughing she answered "oh, I will be worse, way worse!"
" hold on chi my other line" Bulma said
checking her caller id Bulma saw it was 18.
" hey 18, did you get Yamcha to agree?"
laughing she replied " I sure did, u should of seen his face when I came to see him in the hospital... it was even funnier when I told him you wanted to talk"
"ok, so its all set then"
with fake enthusiasm 18 said " yes sir!"
laughing Bulma said " good.. Well chi is on the other line I got to go. see ya"
when Bulma heard a click then the dial tone she decided to click over to chi chi.
" im back chi"
" I can tell b"
"ok well I got to go, I will see you later"
" bye b"
"bye chi"
with a click she lowered the phone on the charger.
" ok, now I only need to find that short here it is!"
Bulma found the outfit especially for her meeting with Yamcha.
" ok I can do this I have 30 minutes to get ready and 10 to get to his house"
after she was finished and decided she looked slutty enough she called Vegeta.
" hey, im ready"
" ok im coming over now."
---------- Vegeta's car in front of Yamcha's----------
" ok Vegeta, one more time, I talk him into a friendly drinking contest, I pretend to call a friend to join us, of course Yamcha is going to like the idea because he thinks its going to be a girl, but instead it will be none other than you. Ok I will distract him enough for you to fix two of his drinks and one of mine, then you will make an excuse and leave. Got it?" she asked
with a nod he spoke " yes, I will meet you a block away after and drive you home"
handing him the vial she exited the car and straightened out her skirt that looked more like an over sized belt. Now she was ready. She walked the slow path to the door and knocked three times. Waiting a few minutes she was about to knock again when Yamcha opened the door.
" hey babe"
"hey Yamcha, can I come in?" she asked
"sure" he said while stepping away allowing her access.
" well Yamcha, I want to apologize for what happened to you, I feel bad I do. Ummm. I was wondering...do you still want to be friends?"
" but babe, cant you give me another chance?" he pleaded
With practiced sorrow in her voice she spoke "not yet Yamcha, I need more time I hope you understand."
"yes, I do." He slowly said with fake emotion
" hey Yamcha, is that 24 pack still here?" she asked
" yea, why?" he asked skeptically
"well I wanted to start things right by us getting drunk out of our minds, what do you think?" she said with a seductive smile
" sure" he stammered
" ok go get it while I call a friend to bring some more" and she playfully added "join in"
" alright" ye yelled running up the stairs
picking up her cell she dialed Vegeta's number and told him its on. Five minutes later Yamcha was getting bored and asked Bulma when her friend was coming, and she kept telling him in a few. After a while both of them were relieved when there was a soft knock on the door. Yamcha went and opened the door and was scared when he saw Vegeta.
Yamcha stammered " b.b.Bulma.. I .. is.. is. this you..your. fff..friend?"
"Yes, Yamcha don't worry, he wanted to turn over a new leaf."
"ok.. Well I guess we should talk" Yamcha said while straightening his shirt
Bulma started passing out beers. After 3 beers Yamcha was already tipsy.
" oh Yamcha Vegeta I have a great idea! Lets have a drinking contest! Who ever drinks three beers the fastest will win. agreed? She asked while winking at Vegeta
after it was agreed they opened the beers and right before they took a drink Bulma ushered Yamcha over to the kitchen and gave him a hug and said she was having fun and asked for a lemon. With Yamcha being tipsy he just nodded and pretended to hear. In the living room Vegeta had fixed Yamcha's two and one of Bulma's. What he wanted to know is why she wanted him to fix hers two. After Bulma got the lemon her and Yamcha walked in and got ready to drink. Vegeta pointed to the beer farthest from her, that signaling her fixed one.
Bulma giggled and said " on your marks get set... drink"
Vegeta went through his the fastest. Yamcha had his eyes closed working on the second fixed one while Bulma slyly took a second vial out of her bra and put it in her fixed one. She "accidentally" knocked over Yamcha's third one and said she couldn't finish hers and gave him the fixed one. Vegeta pretended like he was going to barf and ran out of the house.
With a hiccup Yamcha giggled out " I guess he cant handle his beer"
" I guess not" she replied while sipping her beer.
---------- later----------
a knock at the door was heard and a plastered Yamcha ran and tripped while trying to get it. Bulma got up and tried her best to act drunker than she was and opened the door, what she saw made her smile, it was the newest member in the prank.
" hi Yamcha, am I interrupting anything?" the girl asked
" no you didn't, im just leaving anyway. Bye Yamcha later!" Bulma waved and yelled while stepping through the door.
Just as promised Vegeta was down the block in his car waiting for her.
" what took so long?" he asked
smiling she said " chi chi's friend took a little bit longer than planed to get there, but she made it"
" oh ok" he said
looking at her he asked " besides the laxative, what was in the other vial you gave him?"
looking like a deer in the headlights she whispered the answer to him. He was grinning ear to ear after that. Shaking his head he laughed started the engine and started off to Bulma's house.
After the door was closed and locked the girl told Yamcha she had to freshen up. When she got out they started getting hot and heavy, a lick here a nip there, they moved to the bed room, all the while removing each others clothes(ewwwww) when suddenly Yamcha got a REALLY bad stomach ache. In his birthday suit he ran to the bathroom and barely made it before.. Well you know.. After ten minutes of waiting the girl told Yamcha through the door that she had to leave and would see him later.
Vegeta and Bulma pulled up to capsule corps Bulma looked over at Vegeta and went in to give him a kiss on the cheek, he turned his head and captured her lips. After the shock wore off she started getting into it. he nibbled on her lips while licking them never breaking contact, she opened her mouth and used her tongue to explore his mouth. Finally they broke apart panting. Bulma smiled and got out of the car.
Closing the car door she whispered " good night prince Vegeta"
With a sigh he said " good night onna, you know. your one evil woman"
Smiling she said " yes, I know."
After a while Yamcha felt relieved and sighed " I guess its just you and me" me said looking at his hand.
He decided he could use a shower anyway. When himself and Mr. hand were about to get acquainted, he screamed a scream that could wake the dead....
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so why did Yamcha scream, did it have something to do with the second vial? You will see that and more next time I get off my lazy ass and update!
authors notes: omg how I hated writing some of this chapter. I tried to make it longer. And last don't worry I do not support under age drinking.
Well review, I like reviews.
Thanx
Chibi