11/22/06

I own nothing!

Authors notes: IM BACKKKKKKK!… and rusty… : )! Well, lets not dilly nor dally, lets get this show on the road!!!

LAST TIME

KNOCK KNOCK

Yamcha sat up checked his appearance and went to the door; he opened the door to see….

Bulma was driving when she remembered in order for her plan to work she would probably need help. who would help her? That's when she saw…

NEW

That is when Bulma saw the perfect person to help her carry out her little evil plan, it was none other than Vegeta driving next to her, and signaling her to pick up her cell phone.

Ringggggggg …. Ringggggggg …. Ringgggggg….

Vegeta: "Pull over woman, we need to talk."

Bulma: "Ok, I will, but only if you promise to help me out with a little something…"

Vegeta: "Alright woman, but it better not make me look like a damn fool, lets keep that title reserved especially for that freak of nature Yamcha…"

Bulma: "I was just wondering… do you still have Brolli's number? I think we can use him…"

Yamcha's front door

"What the fuck are you doing here?"

"Well, I was told that I would meet a hot chick for a blind date at this address… damn he didn't tell me you were This hot…baby is there a mirror in your pocket?"

"No… don't EVEN go there, I have used that line soooo many times."

"Fine then, what about…" Clears throat "Do your feet hurt? Cause you have been running around my mind all day baby."

"no not that one either…"

"Well, since I'm apparently no Casanova here are your flowers, are you ready, because I have a long, and romantic date planned for us baby… we should be leaving if we are going to catch the movie…"

"I'm not going anywhere with you Tien! Cant you tell its me, Yamcha?"

"Yamcha who? Did he already get his hands on you? I promise I'm not like that baby, just give me a try…"

"but…" Tien cuts him off, "Shh… No buts, just come along with me"

Tien grabs Yamcha around the neck like lovers do, he opened the car door, walked around to the other side, starts the engine, and starts heading towards Satan city where they would be catching the 8:00 showing of "The Notebook."

In Bulma's car speeding towards Satan Theater

"Hahahahaha, this is going to work out perfectly. Using Tien was a great addition Vegeta, I'm so happy that he is still pissed off about Yamcha stealing his girlfriend. I never would have thought of using that to get Tien's help."

"Well, woman, that's what I do, that's why I'm a Prince and you're my woman. So, shouldn't we be calling Brolli, and letting him know its almost show time?"

"Wait… Wait… Wait. Hold on a minute buster, did you just call me your woman? Since when was I your woman?"

"Since I kissed you senseless, and now you cant get me out of your head … I believe that is why you are now my woman."

"Nice way to ask a girl out Vegeta… sometimes you can be soooo…."

Vegeta silenced her with a kiss. This one was even more thorough, and deviously powerful. The way his lips, teeth, and tongue played with each and every nerve in her mouth almost made her pass out. Finally, when Vegeta had sampled his fill, he let her go, and just looked at her. She looked so beautiful with her cheeks flushed, her eyes wide, and the hint of a slight pant that had let him know that she loved being his woman just as much as he did.

"I believe that settles it. You're my woman, got anything else to say?"

Still feeling the dizzying effects of his kiss, she shook her head no.

"That's what I thought, woman."

"Shut up Vegeta, I'm going to call Brolli now…"

Satan theater

During the movie, Tien's arm rested against a teary eyed Yamaha's shoulders. When the movie had ended, Yamcha fully realized the extent of his change, he was crying like a little girl at a movie that he had taken so many bimbos to. The only difference this time was number one, no one was giving him a BJ, and number two, he was the bimbo, and many apologies to Tien, but their isn't going to be no BJ for him tonight…

Outside the theater

Silence Woman! You are going to get us caught. Its bad enough that the prince has to hide behind some banner like a common eavesdropper, so don't make it worse, and let Yamcha see us, and know we set him up!"

They watched as a tall, handsome, built blonde man walked up to Tien and Yamcha…

Outside the theater after the movie

"that was a good movie Tien, but I think I should head home…"

"sure baby, all you had to do was ask, I am ready and waiting.."

"I meant alone, I need some time to think…and stuff…"

Now Yamcha knew why women used the "I'm on my period card." this was weird enough without having one of his best friends try to have sex with him. If Tien tried one more move, then he would most defiantly, as far as Tien was concerned, be on his period… forever."

All of a sudden, Yamcha see's a familiar looking man, staring at him…

Tien notices the direction of his stare, and looks the guy up and down.

Suddenly … anyone to see…

Authors notes:

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IM BACKKKKK! Lol. I had to start out short and small. Sorry, but you have to cut me some slack because I haven't written in over a year! And, because of my piece of shit computer, I lost all of data. That is why I haven't written, I was too disgusted to write. IM SO SORRY TO MY LOYAL REVIEWERS! THIS IS FOR YOU!!!

Well, if you review this, maybe I just might finish it… now that I have a reliable computer…

PLEASE REVIEW!

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