FMA PARODY
CHAPTER 2:FEMINEM GUY
"Roy this doesn't feel right..being with you" says Ed.
"Yeah this doesn't feel right to me either I need to get in uniform" replies Roy.
"Uniform?"
"Yep" Roy leaves his office.
"I wonder what's he doing?" Ed whispered, as he started to paint his nails.
Roy spontaniously busted in the room "HEE! HEE! HEE!" he yelled.
"The Hell?" screams Ed
"Hello Edward I'm micheal Jackson now does feel right? Do you want a kiss? HOO! I'm known as a rape artist" (Billy Jean is not my lover) HEE! HEE! HEE!sung Roy.
Riza kicks the door down "COOKIES!" she sprints down the hallway.
Roy shoves his face into Ed's "you..ate..my..cream filling."
"What?" yells Ed.
"My ho ho's!" Roy throws his desk chair "Where's the cream filling?"
"I'm never appreciated, I'm so mad! I'm leaving this parody and not coming back until chapter three!" Ed screams.
"You know your not feminem enough" says Riza.
"Hey where you come from?" asks Roy.
"I came from any damn place I wanted too!" yells Riza.
Sniff sniff "Hey Riza. Your breath smells like rage." says Roy.
"Here takes these pills they should make you fe...I mean manly" Riza gives him the bottle filled of medicine capsuls.
He grabbed the bottle "it says estro...estrogen..hmmm..sounds manly to me!" he engulfed the whole bottle.
FEW HOURS LATER
"God my nipples fill tender" says Roy.
Riza asks "have you done your paper work Roy?"
"Yes. And how was your day Riza?"
"Really" says Riza "thats none of your damn business."
Roy starts to cry "All I did is care!" He runs away.
"What?" says Riza in confusion.
"Awww well better jump out the window for a quick and painful death" Riza jumps out the window.
I know this one's more stupid then the other one but and if any one's offended about the Micheal Jackson joke