The second Chapter is here!
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(Naruto's House)
"Hee, hee, hee," thought Naruto, "This is the most brilliant plan ever! It can't fail!"
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!
"All right Bunshins, here's the plan…
Action: Kiba
(Streets)
Naruto was frantically searching the crowd for Kiba. Finally he found him and started toward him.
"Hiya, Naruto."
"Hiya, Kiba."
"Where were you yesterday?"
"Where were you yesterday?"
"Don't copy me!"
"Don't copy me!"
"God!"
"God!"
"Shut the hell up!"
"Shut the hell up!"
Then Kiba got so mad at Naruto he punched him in the stomach.
'POOF'
"Damn it! It was a Kage Bunshin. Grr… Naruto!" shouted Kiba.
"Damn it! It was a Kage Bunshin. Grr… Naruto!" shouted a voice from behind him.
As Kiba was about to punch that one, Naruto released the Bunshin, and Kiba punched into a wall
"Naruto!" shouted Kiba
And in the distance an echo called back, "…-ruto..."
Kiba's face turned as red as Hinata's, when she saw Naruto, but now with anger.
Action: Shino Hinata
(Park)
Naruto finally found Shino in the
"Hey Shino" said Naruto.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Aww… Shino, you're really boring!" exclaimed Naruto
"…" Says Shino as he glares at Naruto.
"Ehh heh, heh, heh…um …bye!" says Naruto nervously as he runs away.
Then he saw Hinata.
"H-Hi N-Naruto- kun," stutters Hinata as she twiddles her fingers nervously.
"H-Hi H-Hinata- Chan," said Naruto as Hinata face got a little pink.
"Umm… Do y-you want to eat s-some ramen… t-together?" asked Hinata as brave as she could.
Naruto couldn't continue his act and shouted, "Yeah! Sure! Thanks!"
Naruto and Hinata started off for Ichiraku Ramen Stand. There, Naruto made a Kage Bunshin to find Neji and the real Naruto went to eat ramen.
(A/N: The Naruto that was going to Hinata and Shino was the real one.)
While Naruto and Hinata ate ramen, his Bunshin went searching for Neji. After lots of searching, he finally found him sitting in a tree. Naruto hid in the bushes to "scare" Neji out of the tree.
"It wasn't my idea," said Neji, "And I can see you Naruto."
"Aww… I wish I had Byakugan," whined Naruto, "Who's plan was it?"
"Kiba"
"Thanks! Bye!"
'POOF'
Back at Ichiraku:
"Oh! So that's who's behind all this," said Naruto to himself.
"…?" Said Hinata, "You could h-have asked m-me."
"Good point!"
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! (Naruto)
"All right. I'm off!" said the Bunshin.
Henge no Jutsu (A/N: Transformation Jutsu in English-dub)
The Bunshin turned into TenTen.
After Naruto's Bunshin in a TenTen form found Kiba, Kiba said, "Naruto, you can't trick my nose.
"Aww…man…" whined Naruto.
'POOF'
"I knew it," thought Kiba.
Back at Ichiraku:
"Aww…man…" whined Naruto, " I'll find a another way. Anyways, Hinata, how did you know that I like ramen?"
Hinata's heart raced, "I can't tell him I follow him everyday;" thought Hinata, "He'll think I'm a stalker."
"K-k-Kiba-kun smells ramen on you," said Hinata hoping he would not ask more questions.
"Oh," replied Naruto.
Then after lots and lots of thinking and eating lots and lots of ramen he said, "Well, I have to go. I don't think my Bunshins will want to carry out the next part of the plan. Bye Hinata. You're the best."
Hinata's face blushed pink.
At the Farm:
Naruto got a 2 big red buckets and started toward the cow pasture.
"This is for my prank, and I'm getting paid too," thought Naruto gleefully.
Then he sat down next to a big cow and waited and waited and waited.
"Oh you damn cow poop already, POOP!" shouted Naruto angrily. Bad idea.
The cow took eon look and started chasing Naruto.
"Ahh!!! You damn cow stop chasing me! Go eat grass!"
Finally Naruto made a few Kage Bunshins and the cow got confused so it stopped. The real Naruto, not noticing this kept running and running until he tripped over something.
"Hey! What tripped …" exclaimed Naruto, "Cow manure? Hooray! I found it!"
"You could have asked me kid. There's a ton back there," said the farmer as he pointed at a giant heap of brownish black stuff.
"Oh…" said Naruto kind of embarrassed.
At Kiba House:
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu
"What do you want?!?" exclaimed the sleepy Bunshin.
"Sleep" replied Naruto.
"Sure thing"
Then the Bunshin went to sleep and Naruto dumped cow poop all over Kiba's bed.
Inner Naruto: muhahahahahahehehehe!
2 hours 37minutes and 43 sec later:
"Ahh! Damn you Naruto!" shout Kiba.
"Huh?" said Naruto waking up.
Then Kiba punched Naruto and with a 'POOF' it disappeared.
"I'll get you for this Naruto!"
Was it good?
I know. there's a lot of lines.
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