FMA PARODY
CHAPTER 3: CEREAL
"Roy?" asks Ed while drinking some coffee.
"What?" replies Roy while drinking some water.
"Why do you never drink coffee? It gives you quick boost of energy during the day it wakes you up!" Ed rants.
Roy just keeps drinking his water, as he turns his head the other way.
"It it taste really good with some cream and sugar and-".
"It also stunts your growth" Roy interrupts.
Splurgg! "What?" Ed yells while trying to wipe the caffine off his face.
"Hey! You know what will be good right now Ed? Waffles!"
"I pefer cereal, maybe frosted flakes."
"Thereeeee Great!" yells a voice out of know where.
Ed turns around and see a big strippey figure over him Splurrg! he goes again. "The Hell? Toni the tiger!"
Roy stood up and pointed to the giant tiger "you promised you wouldn't come back! I told you loved another!"
Toni the tiger responded "We had a bond Roy! I remember when you used to cover me with vitamin D inriched milk! But now you cover me with skinned milk Roy! Skinned milk!"
"I'm sorry" says Roy, "but now I love wit-with CAPTAIN CRUNCH!"
Captian Crunch comes from behind Roy "Get away you then plated frosted freak! He's my bitch now!"
Captian Vrunch and Toni started to fight.
"What?" says Ed
"Who?" replies Roy
"Where?" (Ed)
"When?"(Roy)
"How?" (Ed)
"Why?" (Roy)
"Snoop." (Ed)
"Dogg." (Roy)
"Roger." (Roy)
"That."(Roy)
"Kit."(Ed)
"Kat."(Roy)
"Big." (Ed)
"Fat" (Roy)
Riza comes out of no where "french fries!"
Roy looks at Riza like she was crazy "see look what you did! Riza you just killed the whole joke you disgust me!You know what? " Roy walks away.
"You know what? what?" asks Ed, then a horrible smell comes out of knowhere and everybody starts to cough and die.
"ACK..DAMN! Whats that horrible smell?" Ed falls over "mom is that you? I see the light should I walk into it? damn you Diana Ross."
"Fren..ch fries" says Riza.
"Hehe yes die on my deadly fumes" says Roy "that people was a fart."
Sorry it wasn't as funny as the last but I hope you enjoy it though