Fullmetal alchemist parody

by cutemonic fox

Roy think's he's a villian Hughes thinks he's a hero and Ed thinks he can fly!what kind of crap have they've been smoking funny FMA randomness ,warning might cause you to crack a few ribs and fall out of your chair

4. Chapter 4:you people make up a title

FMA PARODY

CHAPTER 4:YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE MAKE UP A TITLE

"Lieutant Hawkeye? What is the report on the homunculis promblem?"asks Roy, while walking down the hallway."Well sir there hasn't been-" Riza was interupted when Roy tackled her into a corner.

"What the hell?" yells Riza.

"Shhhhh!"

"Don't you shush me!" whispers Riza.

Roy covers her mouth until the dark figure goes pass them and keeps walking.

"Why are you trying to hide from that man?" asks Riza.

"I,m doing that to protect you! Do you even know who that is?"

"PROTECT ME? And no I don't know who that is".

"It's" he looked left and right, "Kobe Bryan.You know he always did like his women young."

Riza gets up "you know what? You juppacabra, I can protect myself" brushes off her shirt and a dark figure suddenly arrizes behind her "AAHH THE RAPIST!" yells Roy.

"I Love you all!"

"AAAAAGH! It's worst then Kobe Bryan it's-it's Barney!I told you giant purple pimple I older now!" yells Roy.

Barney Bitch slaps Royy so hard he fell on the ground, making a squeling noise onthe way down."Look here your ass you will start watching my show again! I don't care how old you are you will watch it!" he threatened.

Riza bends down to Roy "are you going to take that roy, you should fight back" she whispers.

"Yes! Yes I will!" Roy puts on his glove on ."You will not haunt me in this parody anymore!"Snap! flare!.

"AAGGGHHH, MY GLOVE,MY GLOVE IT'S INSIDE OUT IT BURNS WITH THE GREAT INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND SUNS!" Roy starts to run around in a circle.

Edis sprintingdown the hallway "AGGHHH!"

"Why are you running Ed?" asks Riza.

"I DON'T KNOW!" replies Ed, he recedes in the closet, "now I,m trapped in the closet." (XD! R-Kelly!)

Inuyasha walks in"what the hell I,m not supposed to be here anyway." Then Kagoma comes in "Yea. What are we doing here anyway?" Riza spots Kagome, "YOU!"

"Shit! I thought you we're dead!" she starts to run."I don't die that easily now give me my money bitch!" Rizastarts to shoot at Kagoma.

"I'm not only going to kill you for the money! I'm also going to kill you for always acting like a damn wimp in almost every damn episode of Inuyasha! You always count on that damn dog to do everything! I'm also killing you for one more thing!"

"What!" yells Kagome

"I'm killing you for having black hair!"

"Roy has black hair too!"

"I know! But he is sexy! So he gets to live!" she starts to shoot.

"Well this parody sucked." says Inyuasha

---

XD! Couldn't help it!