FMA PARODY

CHAPTER 5: DAMN THIS IS STUPID

Roy is sitting at his desk being lazy bum on crack "I got to take a (bleep)" roy looks around, "what the (bleep)...who ever is pressing that mother (bleep) button need's to stop!".

"Aww calm down sir, it's part of the new contract" says Riza, as she walks in the office "what contract, I haven't heard of such a document."

"Well she sighed, "since in the last parody that (bleep) kagoma said the "S" word in rated teen story, our cuss words have been limited. We can only say damn, ass, and bastard."

"So we can't say (bleep),(bleep) and (bleep)?"

"Yep we can't say (bleep), (bleep),(bleep), (bleep) or (bleep)" replies Riza.

"We can't even say (bleep)?"

"nope we can't say (bleep)." Riza said ,while shakin her head back and forth. "But the world can't go on if we can't say (bleep)", whines Colonel. "I,m sorry Colonel but the narrator suggested it."

"What? Your listening to a thirteen year old who still eats kids meals at I-HOP!"

"Sir I suggest you stop because-" Riza was interrupted when she saw Roy get struck by lighting out of knowhere.

"STOPPP, AW (bleep) I,m sorry! I believe! Please stop! I can't feel my metacarpals!"

The lighting stop but Roy's continues pain didn't. "Damn that girl has a short temper", Roy gets hit by lighting again."Dear god Roy..if you have something to say the say something-" Riza was interrupted (again), when Hughes bust in to the door"you know what would be good right now? stealing from poor people!".

Riza looks at Hughes in shock "do you have facial hair?"

"No those are just pencil markings, but they do look realistic the network thought it would make me look more manly, God I look sexy. "Hughes strikes a pose.

Hughes looks a Roy as he see's him get mauled by a dog "DEAR GOD! I SAID I WAS SORRY!"

"Uhh...why is Roy-"

"He said something bad about...the boss" interrupted Riza.

"Oh...damn he is stupid."

"He sure is, but roy got what he de-" riza was interrupted (again), by a voice "I will fight evil with my kindness hahahahahahah" Riza turns around. "What the (bleep) Goku!"

(Really fast) "Yes I am goku, the one only goku hahahahha watch me blow something up!EIYYYAAA! BOOMM!"Goku blows up the office. Riza kicks Goku between the legs "AHH!My dragon balls!".

Goku falls on the floor, "Listen you old ass nineteen-eighty limited animation looking ass needs to stop interrrupting me!" cocks gun, "you got that , I only appear on the anime rarely, so don't interrupt me!".

"Roy was right your breath does smell like rage" says Goku

Ed runs in the middle of the rubble "look I,m a fairy! Fear my fairyness!"Hejumps on a tree and jumps right off "look I,m a fair-". Ed's words were stopped when he hit the ground "look...I,m concrete!"

"The world? This parody is not making any sense!" screams Riza.

"Hey look Patrick! anime people" says a voice.

"Yeah Spongebob! I can feel there animated goodness" says another voice.

Roy got up "Spongebob, Patrick! what you guys doing here?"

"We came to see you of course" says Patrick "but before we go can I feel your sleeve?" \

"I guess so patrick."

Patrick starts to rub Roy's sleeve "Awww..it feels so real! can I have it?"

"Uh no.

"Spongebob comes up to Roy" I will see you tonight" Spongebob growls at Roy. " Spongebob I already told you I found somebody better"

"Who? M.C. Hammer? thats not what you said last saturday at your house!".

"You promise you wouldn't tell!" Roy starts to cry, then Hughes comes out of knowwhere and yells "I am fatherman!"

"Not right now hughes I,m not in the mood" Roy crys'"

Hughes turns into a bananana "Its peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter time! Peanut butter jelly time! Now where he at? Where he at? Where he at? Where he at? Now there he go! There he go! There he go! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter Jelly! Peanut butter jelly!"

Roy sobbed "I'm sorry its not working this time Huhges" he walked away.

Hughes continued "Its peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with baseball bat! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!"

metacarpal-Any bone of the hand between the wrist and fingers

I know this really dumb but I,m pretty sure you've read stupider hehe zap!

Roy: stop I already told you I was sorry!

me: I know... but I just couldn't pass it up!

Roy: Your so evil and so freakin short tempered

me: short tempered...instead of the dog mauling you I,m going to get Barney and let him rape you

Roy: NOO PLEASE!

me:ok then...but stay tuned for the next chapter! bye