FMA PARODY

CHAPTER 6: Cupcake/Smurf

Roy and ed are walking in the woods looking for scar ,or at least find a clue of him.

"Okay fullmetal, give me the map"

"map?"

"Yes, I gave you a map to put in your compartment in your automail"

"Oh that, I got rid of that"

"WHAAT!"

"yea, if I didn'tget rid of it,I wouldn't have enough room for my cupcake!"

"cupcake?"

"Of, course". Ed opens his automail and takes out a cupcake with sprinkles and pink icing ,and he threw it in his mouth and swallowed it.

"What the hell, we needed that map to find our way, but your foolish ass is always so damn hungry, now how will you respond to that?". Ed fell on his knees and started to cry. Roy felt sorry for him and says "Well I guess I can forgive you for the error of your ways." Roy walks away "come one fullmetal"

Ed lifted up his head and whispers "I miss you cupcake"

"I,m snap"

"I,m crackle"

"I,m pop"

"What?" ed turned his head "Oh my god it's the rice krispies guys! You are my favorite cereal people"

"Thankyou" they say in unisin

"Because you people are the only people who are actually shorter than me!"

"...you suck anyway!"

"what?"

"You think its easy being a keebler elf, it's hard to find a freakin girlfriend at this height, we hate yo' show anyway!" they all storm away

"ummm"

Ed is sitting in the office with a blindfold

"Umm Havoc, I know this is supposed to be a mystery date and all but do I need a blindfold?"

"Yea, but I promise the girl we got is really nice, and I promise your going to like her"

"Havoc!"

"Calm down I promise you'll like her, ok you can come in".

The girl sits down in a chair in front of ed "okay, she settled down ed ask her some questions"

"ok umm, whats your name"

"well my friends call me ginger"

"well you do sound kind of cute" says ed

"thankyou" she giggled

"what are you into?"

"well I like mushrooms, and I like the color blue"

"oh ok, Havoc can I tak eoff the blind fold now?"

"ok you can take it off ed" says Havoc

Ed slowly takes off his blind fold awaiting to see what this girl looked like "..."

"So whjat do you think Ed?"

"I,m going to freakin kill you Havoc, why are you trying to hook me up with one of the people from THE SMURFS?"

"Doyou know how hard it is to find a women shorter than you, and plus when I told other women you were 5,1 they turned it down so she was the only one."

"HAVOC!"

In a high pinch scream "AAAHHHHHHHH!" (Havoc)

Ed got hooked up with a smurf..heheh just say the next one will be better one word "Napoleon Dynamite" stayed tune