FMA PARODY

CHAPTER 7:HOOPERBLOGGIN

"Riza look! look!" pestered Roy. Riza looked at Roy and annoyance and started to rub her stomach "Riza are you looking? ar-are you looking?" ,Roy started to duck behind the desk. Riza started to walk out the office "Wait Riza! Look wait! wai-wait look!"

"WHAT?"

Roy started to move his body up like a snake "I'm a geine in a bottle baby" he sung

"Yeah whatever...ow"

"Hey! Whats wrong?"

"My stomach hurts and I have a toothache"

"Really? Havoc!Fury! Breda! Falman! Get in here!"

They all run in there "what?"

"We can do it now!"

"Are you sure we're ready?" questions Fury

"Of course we're ready!" Havoc exclaimed.All the subordinates get in line "OK! READY GO!"

"Headache, stomach, diarreah, hey! Peptobismal!" they started to shake they ass at the end of diarreah "Headache, stomach, diarreah, hey! Peptobismal!"

"Oh! Oh! Oh!remix!" yells Roy

Fury jumps out of the line and he puts a microphone up to his mouth. "When I'm feeling lonely. Sad as I can be. All by myself on a uncharted island in an endless sea. What makes me happy? fills me up with glee! Those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw my shiny teeth and me. My shiny teeth that twinkle just like the stars in space! My shiny that sparckle, adding beauty to my face! My shiny teeth that glisten just like a christmas tree!"

"You know they walk a mile just to see me smile!Woo!Shiny teeth and me!"

"Shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!" they sung in unisen

"Yes their all so perfect. So white and pearly fresh gargle rinse take afull breath mints for shiny teeth and me! My shiny teeth so awsome just like my favorite song! My shiny teeth I floss them so they'll grow up to be real strong! My shiny I love them and they all love me!"

"Ha!Aahaah!"

"Why should I talk to you when I got thirty-two? Woo! Shiny teeth and me!"

"Shiny teeth!Shiny teeth!"

(Background song)

"My shiny teeth that twinkle just like the stars in space! My shiny that sparckle, adding beauty to my face! My shiny teeth that glisten just like a christmas tree!"

"Aah!Aahaah

"You know they walk a mile just to see me smile! Woo! Shiny teeth me!

"Shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!"

"Shiny teeth and me"

"Shiny teeth!Shiny teeth"

"Ah shiny teeth me!"

Fury and the guys put there heads down after the song was done "WOOT! Bravo! Bravo! Homina! Homina!" praised Riza "That was good, but how does this help my problem?"

"Thats what makes it funny! It doesn't!" laughs Roy

"whatever, so how long have you've been working on this?"

"We've been working on this since Havoc stuck laxatives in your food!"

"You the one thats making my stomach hurt? I'll kill you!"

"Hey we should play charades!" suggested Havoc, he went to go get some brown hard back books from the shelve,tossed them all over himself and layed on the ground "ok...what am I?"

"A walrus" guest Riza.

"A brown crayon?" says Roy.

"God! No I'm a terd! Don't you know a terd when you see one?" Havoc jumps up and gets in Roy's face "Whats the matta which you? Your the worst charades player ever!"

"Hey!Stop yelling at Roy!" screamed Riza.

"Stop yelling at Havoc!" yelled Roy.

"Well stop yelling at me! For yelling at Havoc! For yelling at you!" she schreeched

"Well stop yelling at me! For yelling you! For yelling at Havoc! For yelling at me!" Roy yelled

"Well stop yelling at me! For yelling at you! For yelling at me! For yelling at Havoc! For yelling at you!" she screamed

"Hey! Stop yellling at Roy! For yelling at you! For yelling at him! For yelling at-- blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!" continues Havoc.

"THATS IT!" yells Roy.

Roy attacks Havoc "Aggh bathroom!" screams Riza. running out the office to the bathroom. Falman, Breda andFury are standing there watching them fight "guess what?" saysFalman.

"What?" they both answered

"I can't open my eyes."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I blink and you don't even know it"

"Ok then blink"

"See I just blink"

"Are you serious? We didn't even see you!" they said

"But I did"

"Whoooaaaa" they bothsaid in amazment

"Hooperbloggin!" scream Hughes out of know where.

"Hooperbloggin?" they questioned.

"Yeah! Hooperbloggin it's the new word for the new foshizzle my hizzle"

"Are you serious? It's the new word down in the south shizzle?" says Fury.

"Foshizzle! foshizzle!" answers Hughes.

"Ok. Ok I'll gotell my folkizzles" says Fury.

"What did he say?" ask Breda

"No idea" Roy answered.

Riza bust into the room "Guess what?"

"What?" they all questioned.

"CHIHUAHUA!"

"Chihuahua?"

"Yeah!"

(To hear the chihuahua song go to my profile and click on chihuahau at the bottom)

"Guess what?" asks Havoc

"What?"

"Crack,diarreah, and bithches"

"Hehe...bithches" says all the guys

"WHAT?" screams Riza, she pulls out her gun and starts to shoot everywhere

"DEAR GOD! STOP HER!"

I know I promised Napoleon Dynamite but I promise the next one, he'll be there...MEAT PIES PLEASE!