FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST PARODY
CHAPTER 9: IT'S BEEN ALONG TIME SINCE I'VE UPDATED, NO SEROIUSLY.
Ed was running around like a maniac screaming "She wants me!" because he used Roy's advice to treat Winry like crap and now she wanted to kill him. Roy, who looks like he hasn't slept in weeks, and Hughes walk in
"Is he on drugs or something?" Hughes had asked while painting his nails
"I don't know but what ever it is I want some." Roy yawned
"Here drink this" Hughes said, as he passed him a drink
"What is it?" Roy asked, as he looked down at the yellow liquid; it didn't smell too good.
"Something to wake you up" Hughes smirked.
"Ok" Roy shrugged not caring what it was.
"Bye!" Hughes had left.
It was about thirty minutes later and he was wide awake.
Roy was tapping his pen annoyingly on his desk, excited for no particular reason at all.
He looked at Riza and walked up to her "Riza, Riza, Riza, Riza, Riza" he continued, but was completely ignored.
"Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, gravy, gravy, gravy, gravy, gravy, gravy, gravy, gr-"
"WHAT!?" she screamed.
"Hi!" Roy laughed girlishly and ran back to his desk.
She sighed and kept working.
A girl with four mechanical limbs and with a cybernetic eye and one reguraly blue eye, with red heair and blond highlights "Tomo armigoto mister roboto domo! Domo! ME LIKE PANCAKES!! ME LIKE MEOW MIX GIVE ME DIN DIN MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW!!!" she screamed
Roy and Riza looked at her "Well that was the hight point of my life" she sighed as she jumped out the window once more. There was along akward pause.
"Okayyy...Where's my Vagina, Riza?" Roy asked.
"What?" she asked in a serious tone.
"You know he was in my office yesterday, I had to lecture him"
"You mean Ed?" She asked.
"No! His name is Vagina! You will address him as such!"
"Damn fine!" Riza defended.
"I want my Vagina in here call him now!" Roy demanded. "Now! Now! Now! Now!" Roy whined, as he stopped in his feet on the ground.
Riza sighed "Ed will you come in here please?"
Ed slowly descended from the carpet "What is it?"
"Vagina you're here" Roy smiled "Now where's Tits?"
"Vagina!? What the he-What a minute what do you mean tits!? I hope your not talking about my brother!!" Ed screamed.
"If your thinking I preferred your brother as a boob than no, I just referred him as a part of the female body" Roy explained.
"You will not call him that!!" Ed yelled.
"How about anis?"
"Hell no! You will refer him as a bitch you got that!? I am not dealing with you SH-IT today! You already almost got me killed about disrespecting that hoe, now you're calling me and my bro sexual terms!? I-DON'T-THINK-SO!!"
"AHH! YOU'RE EVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE!!" Roy cried "Gerbils attack!" he order
Fury animals covered Ed's small body one by one Ed screamed in undeniably unbearable pain "CRAP! CRAP! MY BODY IS BEING ABUSED!! I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT!" He screamed.
When the Gerbils were done they left leaving poor Ed twitching on the floor. "Hey, Hey Riza lets have sex on top of Ed like we used to do" Roy whispered.
"WE NEVER DID THAT!!" Riza screamed.
"Come on it'll be funny!!" Roy snickered at the fact of the stupid idea. Riza sighed "al right" They both took off there clothes and laid on top of Ed.
Ed slowly started to wake up feeling SOMETHING on his body "huh? What happened? Wha-AHH! AHH! AHHH!! GET THE FUCK OFF ME!! AHHHHHHH!! MY POOR EYES!! I'M JUST A CHILD!!" Ed cried. "NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS RIGHT!!!"
Havoc walked in the office "Hey chief I-"he looked at the horrifying scene in front of him "OH MY GOD, YES! HAVOC HELP ME PLEASE! SOMEHOW IN SOME WAY I'M BEING MOLESTED!!"
Havocs eyes narrowed "Uh-huh" he nodded his head and left, acting as if nothing was even happening.
"DAMN IT!!" Ed screamed
I know it was short I just been busy with some other things. Sorry. I'll make the other one longer as soon as I update and delete some of my older stories. No body cares about Roys Broken heart and the plot is good but not who it is being put upon. I hate it myself, honestly. I'm dissing on my own story. But I'm sorry for he long wait and also the sexual terms in this story sorry --