Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic. If I did, I certainly wouldn't let 4kids show it. Now read
After about 30 minutes if trying to get out, everybody took a rest. It got even hotter, Big's fatass took up a lot of room, and everybody was wondering who would be eaten first. Just as it got quiet, Sonic started randomly singing…
"WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE…"
Knuckles also joined in because he felt alone
"(dun dun dun) BABY DON'T HURT ME (dum dum dun dun) BABY DON'T HURT ME, (dum dum dun dun) NO MORE…"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" Shadow yelled Andy Milinokis style. They both instantly shut up. They knew to never mess with a black hedgehog. Finally it was quiet, until once again…
"Won't we run out of air in here" Rouge asked. Everyone then looked at tails.
"Well…um…I don't know" Tails said, looking down at his feet. Everyone then started to panic, and Knuckles was in the process of committing suicide with a banjo.
"WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?" Shadow yelled
"Shadow, your frikin 50 years old and immortal. You survived two crashes from earth for Pete-sake. Suck it up bitch" Rouge said threateningly. Shadow then hid under one of Big's jelly rolls.
"Besides, everyone knows Jimmy Neutron said you couldn't run out of air in the closet" Cream said. People then started to praise Cream, give boot sacrifices, a peace offering was almost made by Shadow and Sonic, and Rouge almost gave up prostitution over this new found information. Some people didn't like the smart Cream though…
"This is as bad as Shadows new game" Sonic said (well old but new)
"WHAT? Are you f'ing kidding me? Everything after SA2 was horrid. Sonic Heroes was for dead babies." Shadow said
"But your game is after SA2. The only reason Sega gave you a gun is to promote animal abuse, and to "try" to a get a more mature audience, and still got the same six year olds. I mean, the only reason people actually buy the game is to see more of Rouge's prostitution." Sonic said
"Yeah well…you're ugly." Shadow said
"At least I don't blend in with my surroundings" Sonic said
"Oh hell naw…A black joke. That's it!" Shadow said, pouncing on Sonic. They both fought until the Chaotix broke it up. (It's about time that they got in the story)
"You guys need to chill" Said Espio
"Well tell him not to be dissin my people" Shadow said
"That's it. Sonic you go to that corner of the closet, Shadow you go to the other corner" Vector said demandingly
"You can't make me do that. It's my closet." Sonic said
"Yeah and im black" Shadow said. Vector then made Bigs jelly rolls talk about having sex. Sonic instantly goes to the corner of the closet and Shadow was about to kill himself, but reassured himself of the stuff he's going to do when he gets out. Most of them involved torturing Sonic, some knuckles and tails, molesting Rouge, then making Amy his baby momma.
"Just wait till I get out" Said Shadow: Once my source comes through, then you all will see"
Uh oh. Shadow has plans to get out. Who is this source? Why is Big the butt of all my jokes? Will they ever find a way to get out or get out? Tune in next time, for Sonic in a closet!
Next time on sonic in a closet:
"We can use this to get out!" Tails said
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