Hello all and welcome to chapter three of Sonic in a closet. Before we get to the story, I would like to address some things…
Tailsie- I'm black too. Trust me I know what you mean. I'll try to limit the black jokes.
Sonic & Amy 4-ever 3333- Your suggestion will be used. I sort of put a twist on it though…
Mya the hedgehog- Your OC will be used
Tazkol the master of emeral-Burn in hell
With all that said, read the story
Chapter 3
Everybody was starting to settle down for the night. Luckily Tails was wearing a watch, and it said 11:00 o'clock
"Got to stay up four hours late today." Tails said "That's right count it. COUNT IT. FOUR. FOUR HOURS, IN WHICH I'LL…
"TAILS SHUT THE HELL UP!" Sonic yelled. Tails then lay on the floor and tried to make himself comfortable
"You can't hire a maid to clean your house and the closet, seeing as you have so much money to make Oprah look like a homeless man?" Shadow asked
"Well, I did have maids…" Sonic said, instantly going into a flashback
Flashback
This was when Sonic just got the house. He actually did have some sense, since Shadow lived with him and beat when there wasn't a new toilet roll. Anyway, Sonic hired some maids to keep the house clean. One of them was hot, one of them was fat, and the other was old and wrinkly like Big's jelly rolls. Well nothing ever got done because Sonic locked the fat one in the closet, made out with the hot one, and made the old one talk to a plant by making her think it was some old president, so then he wouldn't have any "distractions". Well in the end, the fat lady died, the old lady was given a lint ball to talk to, and the hot maid to this day is trying to get Sonic to pay child support.
End Flashback
"The moral to the story is, if you ever get a maid, make sure their ugly or old, because you'll find one day you might see an extremely ugly baby that makes Big's rolls look like Beyonce. Also to not hit and quit it" Sonic said
"Ok…well, goodnight." Said Shadow. Everyone was finally quiet, until Sonic started sleeptalking that is…
"Yes Jessica (Alba), we certainly would like you as vice president of playboy. But first but the whip cream in…"
Obviously, this was heard by none other than the pervert Amy Rose. She saw this as an opportunity tom take advantage of Sonic.
"Now's my chance" She thought. She instantly gets on top of Sonic, who obviously seems to like this, since he's dreaming. After about five minutes she gets off and finds out something is wrong…
"I could at least somewhat tell it was Sonic by his blue, but I can't see him at all. I hope this isn't…"
The figure gets up and starts talking.
"Wow. That was great. Even though all we did was lay on top of each other, I felt a connection."
The figure turns out to be none other than…
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"Big! What the hell! Eww…
"I held my breath the whole time. That's why (Wheeze) you didn't get sucked in or (wheeze) hit in the face by my man boobs. Now I can finally stop sucking it in.
As soon as he said that, people started getting pushed up to the wall. This caused one individual to wake up…
"Sonic, for the last time, I WONT HELP YOU ACT OUT ROOTS FOR THE CHRISTMAS PLAY!" This caused him to actually wake up and look around, seeing Big and Amy looking right at him.
"Uh…hello guys. Funny seeing you here" Shadow said, very embarrassed
"Could this day get any weirder? And what the hell is that noise!" Amy said, and then found the noise, coming from Knuckles ipod.
"We can use that to get out!" Tails said, very happy
"Tails, how long have you been awake?" Amy asked
"To see you and Big do some stuff, and Shadow yell out something about Roots. Anyway, if I rewire that ipod, we could possibly contact someone." Tails said. As soon as tails did that, which took about two minutes, he made it find the nearest signal to contact someone. They finally found a signal…but not the one their looking for…
(CLIFFY. Jk keep going)
"May I take your order" Said some random guy
"Hey Rick this is Big. Tonight I'll have 8 #2's, 5 #7's, 3 #9's, a small salad, a diet coke, and fries. No what, change that to 2 #3's…"
"Big you idiotic fat sack of crap SHUT UP. Anyway, we're stuck in a closet and we need help. Please call…" But before Tails could finish his sentence, the battery instantly died.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shadow yelled, which then caused everybody else to wake up. Then suddenly and randomly, the closet door opens and standing there is a pretty police officer
"My name is officer Mya. I'm here to rescue you…" But then she instantly tripped over Big's fat that he forgot to tuck into his belt and then fell in the closet with the gang.
"We'll talk about this tomorrow." Rouge said. Everybody then went back to sleep, not caring about anything. Once everybody is asleep, Shadow says...
"To you a damn long time" Shadow says to Mya
And now we know who Shadows source is. Too bad she's stuck in the closet with them. Anyway, What's their plan? Why did the Chaotix appear once in the story? Find out next time on…Sonic in a closet! P.S.-Whatever sicko actually thinks Big and Amy can go together puts puppies and kittens in a bag and throws them down stairs.
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