Chapter 4
Time for my addresses…
DragonBreath1- sorry, but big sorta involves a major part in my story. So I have to be hard on him.
That's it for today. Now for the story!
The gang finally awoke from sunlight shining right under the door. Everybody was cranky, except one individual who was a loser…
"What a beautiful day. Even though we're all stuck in a closet, I can see that ant in the corner humping that other ant is a good sign…"
This voice was none other than the rabbit high on helium cream the rabbit. "Mr. Sonic"
Cream asked "Will we ever get out of here?"
"Well Cream, my answer is yes, but if we don't get out of here, I'll make sure that you're the first one eaten"
Gee, thanks Mr. Sonic" Cream said, very oblivious
"And on a less serious note, who the hell are you!" Sonic said, looking at Mya
"I'm officer Mya. I'm a take charge kind of girl who knows her way around the the block pretty well." She said
"More like over the fence" Knuckles said to Sonic and Shadow. They both go into muffled giggles. Mya suddenly turned her attention to Knuckles
"What was that red-head? You got something to say you oversized Zit? Maybe my whip can make you talk."
"Officers can't have whips" Mya then pulls it out, smacks Knux across the face with it, leaving him and his manhood on the ground
"Got anything else to say?" Knuckles nodded his head. "Good. Now I want you to clean this floor…with your buttcheecks." Knuckles instantly gets to work, not saying a word.
"Anybody else got something else to say?" Everybody else nodded in unison. "Good. Now we should try to find a way to get out of here" She then takes out her whip, smacks Knuckles because she felt like it, then ordered tails to make something.
"But there's not really anything to make anything with" Tails said "It's only a rubber glove, a toothpick, a boot, a coat hanger, and billions of dollars in unmarked bills." Tails said
"That will have to do" Mya said "Now all we have to do is…wait, where did the money just go?" Everybody then looked at Shadow, then Mya, then Rouge, and Knuckles because he's an idiot.
"So we narrowed it down to four people." Sonic said, looking at the four of them
"Sonic, you just picked us because I'm black, Mya is Mexican, Rouge is a hooker, and tries to act black and listens to rap" Shadow said
"Let the questioning begin!" Sonic said "Shadow, if you didn't steal the money, then why are your shoes so big?"
"Because…I have all these kinds of foot diseases" Shadow said, embarrassed like.
"And Mya, everybody knows that you own an unsuccessful lawn mowing business" Sonic said
"No I don't…You just made that up you racist piece of crap." She said, very offended
"And Rouge, everybody knows about your 80 something children all over the world" Sonic said
"Sonic, I've never had sex before" Rouge said, and in the background, you could hear Knuckles breathe a sign of relief.
"Then why dress as a hooker?" Sonic asked
"Because the perverts that make our game have no lives and make love to their hands off pixels" She said
"And finally…Knuckles. Everybody knows how much you want to be black. You know what they say, "Goodbye fried rice, Hello fried chicken." Have you ever had fried chicken before?"
"Yes" Knuckles said "But what does that have to with anyth…"
"Which has just led me to whose guilty" Sonic said, cutting Knuckles off "But before that, Big, please move out of the way of the sun, I need light." Sonic said. Big then moves, and right behind him is all the money, except it's about $100.00 now.
"Big, did you do something with all the money" Tails asked
"Oh, that wasn't a light salad?" Big said. Everybody then pounced on Big, because his stupidity has reached an all time low (He can't get any stupider, can he?)
(About 2 hours later)
Everybody is now eating. Big is still alive, but at the moment they were about to kill him, the annoying piece of crap froggy popped out, and then they had frog legs. Then they cut off Big's tail and ate that too. Sonic was about to be eaten, but since everybody thought he might remember how to get out, and because Shadow would have killed everyone if didn't have just one person to beat, they decided to keep him.
"Man I'm stuffed. This is almost as good as taco bell" Sonic said
"Shouldn't we kill him?" Amy said, pointing at the bound and gagged Big. Before anyone could answer, the Chaotix answered
"Naw, we my need to fry up his blubber" Vector said
"Or for warmth" Espio said
"Or maybe we ca dip him in sugar, eat him, drink mountain dews while eating him, then eat some Krispy Kream doughnut's " Charmy said, getting knives ready and flying in circles. (I know, sugar high)
"Charmy, I think its time to come out the closet." Vector said. Everybody then shot death glares at Vector, and then Vector hid in the corner. Everybody then finished the scraps and took turns beating Sonic.
That's chapter four. I tried to make it as long as I could. I hope you all liked it. Anyway, review