CHAPTER 5
Something to address…
Dandylions-Sorry I've got all the O.C's I need
And I think that's it. Now it's Time for the story.
Everyone was bored, and they didn't want to eat the rest of Big yet, so they just sat there, waiting for something, like Mya showing a legitimate green card, or Big proving he didn't steal those Jenny Craig dinners. So they just sat there and waited, until Big accidentally rolled over the Chaotix, thus killing them. (They didn't really serve a purpose to the story, so I had to cut them off) As soon as they untied the ropes off Big and pushed him off them (mostly Knuckles), they found them crushed and dead.
"Aren't we susspossed to say something?" Amy asked
"I will" Knuckles said, clearing his throat "Chuck Norris owns your soul" he said
"Mr.T will own Chuck Norris and his so called "Karate Commando's" Shadow said
"Hey, let's not forget about James Woods" Sonic said, getting confused looks from everyone including the still retarded Tails and the Mexican and Cream.
"Anyways, I bet the one you fancy that Chuck Norris will own Mr.T" Knuckles said
"I also bet the one you fancy that Mr.T owns Chuck Norris." Shadow said
"Ok then. Ready…GO!" Knuckles said, and they started fighting each other. It was a good fist-fight, until Knuckles roundhouse kicked Shadow in the face, and Shadow did something from the A-team. Finally, after an intense battle, Knuckles gathered the power rings and called on Captain Planet, causing a tree to grow right under Shadow going into his…family jewels. Knuckles won, and then stood on Shadow.
"This gives me owning terms over you" Knuckles said. It was obviously the wrong thing to say to a black hedgehog, which sent him into a fit a rage, beating Knuckles into a near death experience. Luckily, since Amy was so nice, she fixed up Knuckles into a half near death experience.
"Before I beat you anymore, who is it?" Shadow asked
"It…was…A…A…"then Knuckles instantly passed out. Everyone then looked at Amy.
"WHAT?" Amy yelled, as surprised as I am right now. "I don't like Knuckles, well Shadow is kinda hot, but I have no feelings for Knuckles what so ever. This won't work at all."
"Well you don't have to worry about that, seeing as your mine now." Shadow said, licking his lips.
"But this isn't right, I love Sonic" Amy said, looking at Sonic
"Well, a bet's a bet." Sonic said, looking somewhat disappointed
"But…no! Sonic!" Amy yelled, before getting dragged to the other side of the closet, into the dark. You could now not see bright pink anymore, but just pure darkness
"You know" Tails said, approaching Sonic "I might be a retard, but you just let the only girl that might have loved you for your stupidity and semi-kindness." He said
"Thanks retard. Everyone knows you didn't really think of that, but anyway, I'm going to rescue her." Sonic said
"What? That's impossible. You can't do it alone." Tails said
"That's why I've got the electrical shock thingies doctors use to wake him up, give Rouge money for help and sex along the way, Mya can finally get paid in real money instead of pesos if we pull this off, and we need Cream's genius." Sonic said
"But, what about me, the true genius?" Tails asked
"Quit joking around Tails. I mean geez, a tree stump holding a dead baby can aid me better than you. Anyway, I need you to stay here and help the fat sack of crap bounce up against the wall to break us out. If we pull this off, we'll be bigger than Tom Jones." Sonic said
"Fine. Whatever." Tails said, totally pissed off
"First, I'll wake up Knuckles, touch Mya's rack, then we'll leave. In that order." Sonic said
A plan has been made. First to get Amy, then to get out. Will they actually get out? Will Big being a fat waste a gelatinous space actually come in handy? What will become of Amy and Shadow? Get ready for a mind blowing Chapter 6. It will blow you mind so much that it will want to make you watch something on the new G4 channel. Sorry it wasn't a very long chapter. Please review for me, and not only will I be happy, but might update sooner. Thanks and Review