Chapter 6
Yeah I've decided to try to update weekly. Yeah, it brings joy to my heart too. Anyway, let's see if I have to address anything…
…wow nothing to address. Well then it time for the story!111111!111!11
First Sonic told the retard aka Tails to help him wake up Knuckles. Let's see how this goes.
"Ok Tails, to make the shock more effective, bring me some water." Sonic said
"Sonic I can't cause…we're in a closet" Tails said
"Oh well. We'll just spit on him. It should have the same effect" Sonic said
"Are you stupid! That will do nothing except make him sticky and gross" Tails said
"SHUT UP RETARD!" Sonic said. Then backhanded him into a wall "When I ask for your opinion, I'll but your helmets and kneepads on, push you down some stairs, then beat it from you. It will be worse than falling up the stairs, running into a park car, putting your fingers in an electrical socket, or whatever else you retards do."
Tails then got up, smacked Sonic to the ground, and then kicked him in the face. "Sonic, for the last 15 years or something, I've been right beside you on your balls. This time it's different. I'm going to find Shadow, and see what he was going to do to Amy."
"Why bother bother, the sicko is probably going to video tape it anyway" Sonic said
"I want to see it IN PERSON!" Tails said, then walked into the darkness were Shadow went. Sonic then stood there shocked at what happened, then fell on the ground. Rouge and Mya then went over to talk to him.
"You know, he might have been a retard…" Rouge said
"And he might have clung to you like a baby kangaroo…" Mya said
"But you gotta get him back" They both said at the same time
" I…I…I guess your right. He was truly the only person that understood, even though he hits himself" Sonic said
"Sonic, the boys not retarded" Mya said
"Yeah, he built a mini laser to get us out using an old pootytang tape and toilet tissue" Rouge said
"Oh, I see. Well then, lets just go get them already" Sonic said. They all started to head to the darkness until Shadow instantly came out, dragging Amy and a mad Tails
"Shadow!" Sonic exclaimed, taking a fighting position "Give her back faker" Shadow then threw Amy at Sonic, who tackled him to the ground
"SONNIKKUU!" Amy yelled, falling on top of Sonic. She refused to get off of him, so Rouge and Mya "lifted" her off. Obviously she didn't like that, so they broke out into a fight, with Amy calling Rouge "an all day hoe" and Mya to "dry off your back". This pleased Sonic a lot, Shadow took pictures of it, and the retard thought of him and Cream like that when their older. They were finally done a half-hour later, which was when three nail polish containers that came from Sonic's direction, and then Sonic asked Shadow why he brought Amy back out.
"Well as soon as we got in there, she started talking about how much better it would be if you were here. I just ignored it, then put the potato sack on as her, "clothing", if you must, then just got my "boys", ready in the background, for notes. Then she started complaining how I'm gonna make a sex tape with her and how my grandmother would be there, and random shit. So then I put tape on her mouth, but she licked off the sticky part, and then said stuff like how she wants you two to lose your virginities to each other and how she's gonna name your children Anic and Samy and stupid crazy stuff and how when they go to college the Viagra wont be working so you two will have to walk around the house naked and then…"
"I THINK WE GET IT!" Sonic yelled at Shadow, whose cheeks were extremely pink with embarrassment, and Amy must have hit magenta. Rouge could not have cried more, Shadow had no emotion on his face, Cream was confused and wanted her mom, Mya was trying to find leftover money to make a fake green card, Big was an idiot, Tails was still mad, and…I don't know about Knuckles.
"But then how did you get Tails back?" Sonic said, trying to change the subject
"Oh yeah that. When I was coming out, he was coming in. I told him to go back the other way. He tried to get past me, but then he ran into a wall and fell down some stairs. I wondered why his helmets or kneepads weren't on." Shadow said
"IM NOT A RETARD!" Tails yelled
"Retard" Someone yelled. This person was none other than the lovable Echidna none other than Knuckles.
"THERES WALDO!" Sonic yelled. Everyone, including the retard and Cream, gave Sonic confused looks
"Sorry I was in the moment" He said
"Knuckles how did you get better so quick?" Amy asked
"Well what happened was I was very weak until I found a mini laser. I used that to fix up my wounds and stuff and felt instantly better." Right after he said that, Rouge, Mya, Tails, and Sonic gave Knuckles ready to kill looks. "What's wrong?" Knuckles asked
"That laser…" Tails said
"…was to get us out" Sonic said, teeth gritted
"You mean we could have got out if the idiot Echidna hadn't of used it to make himself better?" Shadow asked, getting mad as well
"Yes" Tails and Sonic said
"Now guys, this isn't my fault. If I would have known…"
They all got closer and closer to Knuckles until they eventually backed into a corner.
"Guys…"
That's chapter 6. At first when I looked at it it looked good, but now…I'll just say it could have been better. Oh well. Please review.