Chapter 7

Well im updating today and im gonna be gone on some overnight camp thing. Sorry for not updating sooner. Well I better address some things…

Mya-read this chapter you'll see one of them

DragonBreath-I dunno. Laser therapy or something like that.

OH yeah and when I was talking about chapter 6 being mind blowing, just read this chapter, which is also a chapter im proud of. Now read.

As we left off, Knuckles had enraged the gang extremely and they were about to eat him then kill him. Shadow pulled out a 9mm, Amy pulled out her hammer, Tails put on his helmet, Mya got her whip ready, Cream made a teletubbies gun, Rouge out a "vibrator", and Sonic got out the accursed boot from chapter 1.

"NOT THE BOOT!1" Knuckles pleaded

"Yes Knuckles, everyone knows this boot has brought bad luck to your life" Sonic said, going into a flashback

Flashback

One day, Sonic let Knuckles spend the night at his house, because Knuckles "accidentally" burnt down his house. (He was seeing what was flammable in his house and what wasn't. I know an idiot.) Anyway, while he was over there, he went to get a midnight snack. As he was going up to his room, Knuckles tripped over a boot. He then swore loudly, and then kicked the boot away. He then headed up the stairs, but then randomly the boot came through the wall, knocking him back down the stairs, breaking both his legs. He then pulled himself up the stairs to his room. As he opened the door, a hooker came out, and then the boot came through the window, hitting him in the face knocking him out. In the morning, when Sonic went into his room, he saw Knuckles on the ground, bloody, and teeth missing.

"So was it good?" Sonic asked

End Flashback

"Wait a minute that never happened." Knuckles said

"My security cameras caught the whole thing." Sonic said "The only reason you don't remember is because you had another concussion freeing the animals from the zoo."

"Hey that only happened twice." Knuckles said

"Knuckles that was the fifth time this week." Sonic said "They still haven't found the peacocks."

"As much as the word "peacock" amuses me, I believe we have better things to attend to" Shadow said in a bored tone.

"Your right. Let's finish this" Mya said. Right as she stepped forward, Amy jumped right in front of everyone.

"You…must…DIE!" Amy yelled then started swinging her hammer at Knuckles. "I can't believe you like me" Amy said, disgusted

"Like you?' Knuckles said, dodging blows "Please I would have a better chance of me and Sonic" Knuckles said

"Yeah that didn't sound gay" Tails said. Everyone then looked at him, then went back to Amy and Knuckles

"But if it wasn't me, then who was it that you were gonna say?" Amy asked

"Oh yeah that. I was gonna say Angelina. Angelina Jolie. I mean she is uber hawt."

"Yeah that's true. Remember in the beginning of Mr. &Mrs. Smith? She was so hot I had to call Shadow over to beat me to cool me down, seeing as Shadow doesn't like girls." Sonic said

"Actually faker, I get way more girls than you. The only girls you have is the annoying one, Tails, and that drunk guy at Hooters" Shadow said

"Oh yeah? Well remember when we were at Burger King?" Sonic said, going into another flashback

"Sonic, that was McDonalds, and for the last time, IT WAS A TALKING RONALD MCDONALD STATUE!" Shadow yelled at Sonic, ruining the flashback

"Then why did the police come to break it up?" Sonic asked

"Because you went behind the counter and asked for a whopper with a large frosty, threw French fry oil at the manager, and then mooned people through the drive through window" Shadow said

"I thought we agreed we wouldn't talk about it in front of the others" Sonic said

"IT WAS ON CNN IT WAS SO BIG!" Shadow yelled "THE ONLY WAY YOU COULDN'T FIND OUT IF YOU WERE TAILS!"

"IM NOT A RETARD!" Tails said. Shadow then threw tinker toys at Tails, told him this is America speak Spanish, and then went back to Sonic

"Um…aren't we forgetting something?" Sonic said to Shadow, pointing at Knuckles

"Oh yeah the idiot" Shadow said "Get ready to feel how you felt before when you were feeling bad"

"As much as that made sense, I agree" Sonic said, not wanting to get shot

"WAIT!" Someone yelled. This person was the hooker Rouge. She then flew over everyone, but Since the closet was so small she hit her head on the ceiling, then made a shelf containing Sonic action figures of the gang, with Amy in a maid outfit, and limited edition helmet on the Tails one, fall on her. She got hit hard, but strangely got up like everything was ok.

"You can't hurt him because well…this is kinda hard for me to say…but you better not touch him because…I LOVE HIM OK." Everyone then looked at Rouge shocked, for no one thought she would actually have the balls to say it in front of everyone.

That's Chapter 7. The ending shocked me too. I was all like OMG!1. Anyways, I need some ideas for future Chapters because frankly, im running out of ideas, and also I need some ideas for Knuckles and Rouge too. Thanks, Review.