Chapter 8
Yes I know I haven't updated in a while. I'm sorry. I feel depressed right now for some reason. Oh well. Also I had major writers block writing this chapter, so don't be surprised if you don't laugh. Time to address…
Shikamaru's Butterfly- Ill try to get Big back in the story if I can
That's it. Well, while I'm dying my hair black, read the story.
Everyone was shocked. No one expected Rouge to say that. No one responded. Everyone just stood their, mouths open. The silence was broken when Shadow fainted. Everyone then turned their attention to him. (We'll get back to then in a minute. Trust me.)
"OH MY GOD! WHAT DO WE DO?" Mya yelled
"Don't worry, I got this" Sonic said, pulling put a giant baby thermometer out of no where
"Do you carry that around with you?" Knuckles asked
"Yes…No…Maybe" Sonic said. "Well this will tell us" Sonic said, then forced the thermometer up Shadow's butt. Shadow then instantly woke up, screaming so hard his balls came out his mouth. After the pain and getting it out, he then looked at Sonic.
"Sonic, how would you like to have TOES FOR TEETH" Shadow yelled, then stuck his foot straight up Sonic's ass. Sonic yelled in pain, and then Shadow slapped him in the back of the neck, so his cheeks wouldn't tense up, and Sonic could experience full pain. After an uncomfortable hour for not only Sonic, but also everyone else their at the time, (he was threatening them with a rake), he took his foot out of Sonic.
"First off I'm just gonna tell you to know your place. Second, I want you to be in a children's movie." Shadow said
"Ok" Sonic said weakly "It won't matter look at Sonic X"
"With Tim Allen" Shadow finished
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sonic yelled. He was at the point where he was going to suffocate himself with the boot.
"It's either that, or you and the dancing bear" Shadow said, getting a custard pie and a tube of lipstick out of nowhere.
"CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE POINT OF THE CHAPTER!" Rouge yelled "Thank you. Anyways, Knuckles I've always loved you. From the bottom of my heart. When I gaze into your eyes. I want to sit with you at some Fourth of July parade on some hill, watch the fireworks, the make love to you endlessly on that hill." Rouge said. Everyone just gave her blank stares, seeing as that none of them were prepared for that.
"Wow Rouge. To think all this time I wanted you for your body, I really truly see for the first time that you are a caring sensitive person. I want you and your body" Knuckles said, and with that Rouge and him started to passionately make-out. Of course this pleased Shadow who was video taping it.
"You know Sonic" Amy said, starting to walk towards him, and then started playing with his quills "Maybe you and me one day could…" And started to whisper endlessly into his ear. Sonic went from disgusted, curious, nail-biting, happy, and finally back to normal.
"As much as I enjoy seeing…any girl in that position, I can't, for my reasons…" Sonic said, with shifty eyes
"Why?" Amy asked, lip poked out
"Because once, I saw this fat girl skinny dipping, and yes, she was fugly, and that has damaged me for life." Sonic said
"In other words" Shadow said, still video taping "He can't get laid because he's afraid of girls, and goes home and watches pootytang all day"
"You know what" Sonic said, angry "I'm tired of you. You're worse than David Hasslehoff becoming a rapper. (He really is becoming a rapper)
"And yet he'll still be better at life than you" Shadow said "Hassle the Hoff. Who comes up with a name like that?"
"j00r mom" Sonic said
"On roids" Knuckles answered, still making out with Rouge
"You know what, I don't need you all, go screw yourself's" Shadow said, walked to the door, and opened it. Outside was a land with many rainbows, ponies, unicorns, fairies, and all the stuff you'll find in San Francisco. (Only some people will get this I bet). Shadow then shrugged it off, since he was and emo and only thought of cutting himself and raping a certain hedgehog (this hedgehog will not be named until possibly later in the story). Everyone except Rouge and Knuckles looked at Shadow mad, then he pulled out the rake and everyone went back to what they were doing. Sonic and Shadow placed bets on Knuckles and Rouge on who would hit their "moment" first. Amy was plotting something that involved spray on butter and Sonic, Cream was trying to teach Tails how to walk, Mya was watching Cream and Tails, and Big was eating the sock in his mouth. They wondered if anything else would happen, so then Sonic and Shadow placed another bet, which was…who can pee up the wall the highest. They then prepared for the contest.
Ugh. Writer's block. You gotta hate it. Anyways, I give credit to skitzoism for that idea. Anyways every chapter gets harder and harder to write. I wish I had an uncanny ability to write a funny chapter every time (coughsMecha Scorpioncoughs), but sadly, I don't, so I still just give you what I can. Just go ahead and tell me how it was. I know this chapter wasn't funny, so I will know what to expect I guess. Please review.