Chapter 9

THE EMO STAGE IS OVER!YAY! I'm finally out of my emo stage, so I'm not depressed anymore. And there is nothing to address, so its looks like TIME FOR THE STORY!

Sonic and Shadow prepared for the contest. Amy tried to frisk Sonic to get him ready, but Sonic pulled out a tape of Shadow on the toilet. It was so violent, graphic, and revealing, that even HBO at 1:00 am couldn't show it. Amy got a second degree burn off the tape, and Sonic wasn't physically hurt, but as soon as he touched the tape, he crapped on himself, even though he had never seen it before in his life. Shadow readied himself the only he knew how to. He took out the biggest kitchen knife he had, and slit his wrist's, then put war paint on, and slit his cheeks as well. They both prepared themselves. Knuckles would be the official starter.

"Now when I undo Rouge's Bra, you all can begin" Knuckles said. This obviously had not pleased Rouge, who beat him like Ike on Tina Turner. But even before Rouge started to thrash Knuckles, Shadow was already recording on his camera.

"You now remember that I where the pants in this family." Rouge said to Knuckles, still angry. "I'll tell you all when to start. When I kick Knuckles in his Johnson, you all can begin. Ready, set…" Rouge said, winding up, as well as Sonic and Shadow getting ready. But this was stopped suddenly…

"WAIT!" Someone yelled. This was surprisingly the retard Tails.

"You all can't have this contest. Not only is it gross but…you all don't have anything to squirt with." As soon as he said that, he was instantly squirted by Sonic, and Tails fell over landing in boxes containing William Hung cd's.

"Shut up retard. That's why no one likes you because you take the fun out of everything." Sonic said

"Why you dirty motherf…" Tails said, the instantly flew into the box again

"Hey this is actually pretty fun." Shadow said, trying to aim again

"MY EYES! THEY BLEED FROM THE INSIDE!" Tails yelled, squirming around on the floor.

"Well I don't know about you all but I'm gonna hit the hay" Mya said with a yawn

"Don't you mean the dirt?" Sonic asked. A few moments later Sonic was on the ground in pain.

"We all might as well. Sonic, Shadow, you all can do this contest some other day. Let's get some sleep." Rouge said. Everyone then went to their respectable corners.

At night…

"Rouge listen. I'm sorry about earlier today. I didn't mean to embarrass you like that…" Knuckles said, but was cut off by Rouge's fingers

"Knuckie don't strain yourself. I'm sorry about beating you to an inch of your life then attempted to castrate you" Rouge said. They both went into a kiss fest the remainder of the night.

In another corner…

Sonic was sleeping peacefully. He was dreaming about eating chilidogs out of Beyonce's mouth. He was instantly woken up by water thrown on him.

"What the…" Sonic said, and then found himself in chains with a bowling ball holding him down. He then looked up at a dark cloaked figure.

"Sonic" The dark figure said "I want you" The figure revealed itself to be Amy Rose. She was in black lingerie with leather snake boots and Mya's whip.

"Prepare for the wildest, roughest, sexiest ride of your life" Amy said very seductive, then went in for Sonic

"Oh crap…" Sonic said, trying to brace himself

In another corner…

Shadow and Mya strangely were in the same corner together. Shadow didn't want to be in the same room as her because he thought she was dirty, and Mya didn't want to be near Shadow because…he's Shadow. They both sat facing away from each other, in silence. Finally Mya said…

"Shadow why are you so mean to me? We were friends when I first cam to get you, but now we're not. I mean Sonic doesn't even get off as bad as I do." Mya said. She tried to reach out for Shadow but just found it was an assortment of shoes, red socks, and Star Wars action figures.

"Shadow?" Mya said, confused, then sat up to find him. She found him near his feet with his camera

"Oh yeah this is gold…HEY! MYA! OPEN YOUR LEGS BACK UP!" Shadow yelled, not realizing what he just said "Opps what I meant to say was…" Shadow said, then instantly got slapped. (It would have been the whip, but Amy "claimed" to have to teach a lesson to Sonic.) She then approached Shadow, and got in his face.

"Your lucky I think you cute, cause if your not, you would be dead right now." Mya said, then went to lie back down. Shadow was stunned by the whole event.

In another corner…

It was Tails, Cream, and Big in this corner. Tails was still talking to Cream, but facing Big.

"Cream" Tails said "No one like me. Is it because I listen to Radio Disney?"

"No Tails" Cream said "Its because everyone thinks you retarded, what ever that means."

"Cream, do you think I'm retarded?" Tails asked

"Tails what does that mean?" Cream asked

"Its when you repeatedly hit yourself and stick your fingers in an electrical socket." Tails said

"But Tails, I don't always hit myself and I only stick my fingers in the plug a few times. Does that make me a retard?" Cream asked

"No Cream, your actually very smart" Tails said

"Thank you Tails. Your smart too. Mr. Sonic just doesn't see it." Cream said. They both sat there for a minute, but then they started leaning towards each other. The only problem was Tails was facing Big's stomach, so then his belly button instantly engulfed Tails head in an instant, and started to suck him in. Cream opened her eyes when she didn't feel anything.

"Uh-oh" Cream said, and went to go get him out. Cream could tell a long night was ahead of them.

That's chapter 9. Now that I'm out of my emo stage, I'm finally back to writing what I love. I wont be able to update for a while, because school start's for me next Monday. Chapter 10 will be a favorite of mines, btw. IT might not have as much randomness though. Well that's it for now, review.

P.S.-the 100th reviewer gets a cookie