Chapter 10

Yes I know what you all are thinking. "Let's kick his ass for not updating in so long." Well I'm sorry, a lot of stuff has been happening, but I'll try to update more soon. Hmm, what do I need to address…

Linds the stupid-hands you cookie

Everyone else can have an alternative, oatmeal raisin bran cookie. Throws them at everyone else Now time…for Chapter 10.

Everyone else went back to sleep, except for one individual who was an outcast…

Shadow was sitting up in his corner, thinking about everything that happened that day. Rouge admitting love to Knuckles, opening the closet to some non-emo place, then Mya saying that she thought he was cute. Shadow thought of it as a long, weird, random day. He sighed, then looked at Mya. Beside Rouge, Mya was actually a fairly decent hedgehog. She had nice soft lavender hair (which Shadow felt), a good package (which Shadow felt and recorded him touching it) and had nice legs. He sat their, looking at her beauty, wishing was their any way for him to take a dip in her beauty. He laid his hand on her cheek (not that one you sicko's), and then started to get dirty thoughts, but tried to contain himself. Shadow tried his hardest to not do anything. He overcame his urges and controlled himself.

"Ahh…….." Shadow said. It actually felt like he was emptying all his bad thought and urges in some sort of tingling sensation. He then opened his eyes and instantly smelled something nasty. He noticed the smell, and the taste was the exact salty taste (O.O). He then looked down, hoping it didn't get on anyone or anything. Sadly, he was standing right over Mya when he…"expressed" himself, if you must. She was covered in it from the neck down.

"…Shit…" Shadow mumbled. He knew he had to make sure Mya didn't smell or taste anything or wonder why she was wet. Shadow knew he had to do this, or else his life, and manhood, would be destroyed. Shadow had to make sure she doesn't wake up. Finally, he got an idea to do it. He positioned himself behind Mya, and slowly nudged her awake. After about 10 minutes she finally woke up.

"Uhh...What time is it…" But soon instantly was cut off. She fell to the floor with a thud, making everyone stir in their sleep for a moment. Shadow had put her in the sleeper hole as soon as she woke up, knocking her out. Shadow knew he would hate himself for this later, but it was the only way. He then mentally (and physically if you know what I mean) prepared himself for what he was about to do. He then pulled off her skirt. She was wearing undergarments under that. When Shadow saw that, he instantly became bloodshot red in the face. He always saw that on TV, but never thought it would happen to him in real life. He was actually getting nervous. Shadow didn't really have a "moment", except on the Ark…

Flashback

Professor Gerald was walking into the main lab of the Ark, drinking his daily cup of coffee. As he walked into the lab, he saw something very disturbing. Black doom was taking very…"revealing" pictures of Maria. The Prof. didn't know how to respond at all. And there was Shadow, watching it all.

"DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! What are you doing?!?!?! She's 15!!! Gerald said

"Funny, she said she was only 12" Doom said, sounding very disappointed.

"And Maria…how could you? What kind of impression will this give on Shadow?"

Gerald said, angry

"A very sexy one" Doom said. Gerald then stared blankly at Doom, and then ordered him to leave. Doom refused, then Gerald hit the airlock on Doom. Doom tumbled onto his comet and rode off, and swore that he'll be back in fifty years, and that his grandson will be fat. Gerald laughed on the comment.

"A family member of ours fat. HA. Our family is known for competent, healthy, good hearted people. To ever think someone related to me will be none of those. I'll go insane. Gerald said, walking out of the room.

End Flashback

Shadow wondered why he had that extremely weird and random flashback, seeing as he had to almost die to find out his past. Shadow thought about it for a minute, then went back to what he was doing. He then prepared to take her shirt off. As he was taking it off, Shadow wondered why he wasn't taking any advantage of her or recording any of this, Shadow figured he does want to do something that will be enjoyable before they die, seeing as he can't die so he went off to get his camera. For some reason, he found it near Sonic and Amy's corner of the closet. When he got over there, he saw Sonic sitting in chains with a g-string in his mouth. Sonic started to make noises to get Shadow's attention so he could take it out of his mouth, and Sonic instantly started to gasp for air.

"GACK!!!!!!!!" Sonic gasped "Shadow I'm so glad you came over here. Amy stole your camera and made me make a sex tape with her." Sonic said

"Oh yeah, I would never guessed by Mya's whip, you in chains, Amy in black lingerie, and the g-string in your mouth" Shadow said, obviously sarcastic.

"Yeah well she did. I kinda liked it…I mean it was the worst I ever had." Sonic said, starting to sweat

"Don't you mean the first?" Shadow asked

"…SHADDUP!!!" Sonic yelled. Luckily no one woke up. "Anyway, could you unchain me? These chains are chafing my uber-sexy skin" Sonic said

"Ok" Shadow said, smirking "But first, Sonic?"

"Yeah?" Sonic asked

"Your body is like a porta-potty" And then instantly pissed on Sonic's face. He then proceeded to crap on him, but thought that was too insane for a T rated story, even for him.

"Shadow, what the hell is your problem?!" Sonic yelled quietly at him

"Sonic, this is a perfect chance for me to take advantage of you current state" Shadow said "Suck it" Shadow said

"W-W-What??!?" Sonic said, about to cry

"I said suck it you little bitch" Shadow said, putting it near Sonic's mouth. Sonic then refused, then Shadow stuck it in his mouth. Sonic knew he had too, or else Shadow would make him do the Numa Numa dance. Sonic sucked it long and hard, so he could convince Shadow he was swallowing. After about 10 minutes of sucking, Shadow took it out of Sonic's mouth.

"How did it taste?" Shadow asked

Sonic threw up "Like shit" Sonic said, then threw up again

"Good. I got it all on camera too." Shadow said holding his camera. "It was on when I came over here."

"Dammit Amy…" Sonic said

"Now you'll have to do whatever I want you to do, unless you want this tape to get shown." Shadow said, smiling.

Not unless I destroy the camera and the tape." Sonic said, breathing heavily

"That's not gonna happen. This tape is under 24/7 guard. Now tomorrow, when everyone wakes up, Mya will be in a very awkward state. You're gonna take the blame for the state she'll be in. If not, you'll be in a worse state than the one your in" Shadow said "Remember the that's so 80's show? You'll be in that, and take a ride in a dishwasher." Shadow said

"You sick bastard" Sonic said

"And it only gets better from here. You get blamed, everyone comes to respect me more, and you get blamed and raped." Shadow said, smirking again. "I just have to do one more thing" Shadow said, then he left back to his side of the closet. He didn't come back until about 10 minutes later, this time without the camera.

"Everything is set now. Your about to be the biggest laughing stock in the world after this." Shadow said. HE then instantly looked at the door of the closet, and saw a little light from the sun coming from under it. He smiled, then went back to his part of the closet. He got the best 2 hours of sleep he ever got in his life. Then the light came in, and woke everyone up.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!meows. Anyways, there's chapter 10. What surprises will the next chapter hold for us? It looks like I only know. Please review.