Chapter 7: Master Pranks Part 1!
Hello, everybody! Meeca here, but call me Neko-Keade! I'm here with my team of pranksters! 1st Blackrose also known as N/A-Lover!
Blackrose: Thank you, Thank you! Oh, and N/A stands for Nova/Antauri!
Meeca: Yea, next is Fairy Whisperings A.K.A MT!
FW: Which stands for Middie-Tourturer! Thank you!
Meeca: Next is lover-writer A.K.A N/S-Lover!
LW: Nova/Sparx-fan thank you!
Meeca: Next is my older (whisper) evil (Normal voice) sis; Chrys, A.K.A EvilDemonGlenda!
Chrys: I'm the princess of the demon world with eligant bueaty and fan-tastic magical powers!
Meeca: O-kay...Well that's my team of pranksters and now it is time! And I just have one thing to say.
PT (Prank Team): What!
Neko-Keade: Does anybody have, like, a plan? Heh heh heh...
PT: (Anime Fall)
MT: Hmmm...I sugjest middie fun!
Neko-Keade: (Blink blink) Anybody got other ideas?
(Silence)
Neko-Keade: O-kay then...Mission: Middie Embaressment a go!
(At the scene)
(Note: Everyones wearing black)
Neko-Keade: Ready, EvilDemonGlenda!
EDG: Ready, Neko-Freak!
Neko-Keade: Call me Neko-Freak again and your gonna be--
N/A-Lover: Shut it you 2, and get to work!
EDG&NK: Yes, ma'am!
XM: Hello, I'm gonna be a narroater (sp...) from now on in this story! Xiaolin Monkey A.K.A XM, of course. Now back to the action! It seems Neko-Keade&EvilDemonGlenda are quietly, if youcall bickering quiet, to Middie's room and they FINALLY make it without a sound. Now, Middie is asleep hugging...hey Neko-F what is he hugging?
Neko-Keade: Don't call me Neko-F! Call me Neko-K if you must! And as for Middie, he's hugging a...a...a...
EDG: (Eye Twiches) That is soooooooo disturbing...
Neko-K: (Nods) Uh huh...
XM: What? You can't leave our readers in hanggin'!
EDG: He's hugging a doll of...hello kitty?
XM: (Blink Blink) That...is so wrong!
Neko-K: True-- (Takes a picture) But it's purrrrrrfect for blackmail!
XM: O-kay...anyway, Neko-F is gonna put water balloons on the ground around his bed, and put whipcream in his hands. EDG is gonna put a gaint water balloon of pink fur (Purnement) dye over his bed, and for extra fun, steal his hello kitty doll and hold it hostage! Oooooooo! Will this be funny!
EDG: Now tell them how this is gonna work!
XM: Well, Middie-Tourtorer told us that whenever someone tickles his nose he whips both hands on his face, that's wear the whipcream comes in. The gaint water balloon with drop on him and make him jump out of bed, and that's when the ground water balloons will come in. And as for the hello kitty hostage, well that's EDG's plan.
(Both walk out of room)
Neko-K: Kids please don't do this at home, 'cause, the pernament dye with stane them forever, the ground waterB.s with hurt their feet, the whipcream, well don't ask, and as for the doll hostage, well don' know 'bout that...
EDG: Ladies, gentalemen, & O.Cs, be amused by Middie's screams of torror!
(On cue a girlish scream comes from Middie's room along with splashesand the screaming of 'Where's Ms. KittyWiddie!')
XM: O-Kay...that was pretty wrong...Oh! Middie's steppin' out, and he looks...looks...HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Falls out of seat laughing)
N/A-Lover: N/A-Lover to Neko-Freak. Ya there? Over
Neko-K: This Neko-Keade, N/A-Lover-who-is-gonna-get-beattin'-for-calling-me-Neko-freak, Mission: Middie Embarressment is complete, I repeat, Mission: Middie Embarressment is complete! Over and out!
(With N/A-Lover, N/S-Lover, & MT)
N/A-Lover: Guys, the mission has been completed!
N/S-L&MT: YES!
(With EDG&Neko-Keade)
Click
Neko-K: Ooooo! This'll be some great blackmail! (Hold a picture of Middie)
Middie: You 2 are dead! (Pounces at them but stops as EDG smirks)
EDG: I don't think you would want to do that.
Middie: Oh? And why shouldn't I just pounce on you and rip yall into shreds?
Neko-K: Yes sister dear, why shouldn't he just do that? (Hides behind EDG)
EDG: (Smirks) Because I don't think you would want 'Ms. KittyWiddie' to get hurt, now would you? (threatens the doll with a bazooka)
Neko-K: Should I ask where you got that?
EDG: Your closet.
Neko-K: When did you go into my closet?
EDG: You might never know.
Middie: Alright! I'll do anything! Just don't hurt Ms. KittyWiddie!
EDG: O.K! Don't hurt us!
Middie: Deal!
(EDG throw the doll to Middie and he runs into his room)
Neko-K: Ms. KittyWiddie?
EDG: Hey, it's not half as bad as 'Byou'(by-you) (Holds up a bear that has alot of stitched holes on it)
Neko-K: Hey! Claws off! He's mine! (Snatches the bear away from her) My Byou!
XM: O-Kay that was weird...oh, well! That's our show for now, but don't worry! Our next lil victom will be non-other then the secound-in-command A.K.A Meeca & Blackrose's bro; Antauri!
End of Chapter 7!
That was fun! But why did Chrys put Byou into this!
Blackrose: You mean you didn't type that?
Me: Nope, evil Chrys did...She typed that part...
Blackrose: How long have you had that bear? (Stares at it) If it is a bear.
Me: It is a bear and I've had it since I was 1 day ol'! I still luv him! Poor him, he's had sooooooo much surgury...all that stitching...
Blackrose: Pull yourself together and lets say it!
Blackrose&Me: Please Review!
Note: Next chappie: Master Pranks Part 2!