Chapter 12: A Day Gone Wrong
Note: I am gonna make a chappie of Chiro's prank, but I've gotta think of one first, so I made this chappie! Oh, and XM, I'm borrowin' Matt for funniness!
Otto: (Humming to himself) Almost done...
Matt: What are you almost done with?
Otto: My new invention! (Holds of something)
Matt: Otto, that looks like Sparky's fur in the morning...
Otto: (Looks at the machine oddly) Really?
Matt: Yea, so what does it do?
Otto: Dunno.
Matt: (Anime Sweatdrop) Well, that helps...
Otto: But it's suppose to do somethin' awsome!
Matt: How can you be sure if you don't even know what it does?
Otto: I can just feel it...DONE! Now I just have to push the button!
Matt: Push it! Push it! Push it!
(XM and Meeca come in)
XM: Push what?
Meeca: (Glares at Otto's machine) What the, heck, it that thing?
Otto: Dunno.
Matt: But we're gonna fine out!
XM: I've got a bad feeling about this...
Meeca: Oh, so I'm not been idiotic.
Chrys: Naw, you do that anyway.
Meeca: HEY! Out! Your not in the chapter! (Kicks Chrys out, literally)
Matt: Pushi it, Otto!
Otto: Got it, Cheif! (Pushes button)
XM&Meeca: We're doomed.
(Then there's a flash of light and when it fades--)
Meeca: HOLY SATURN!
(They appeared on a golden-like planet)
XM: Holy Saturn is right! We're on Saturn!
Otto: What's a saturn?
Matt: Do you ever read?
Otto: What's this 'read' of which you say?
Meeca: I'll show you of which it says! (Is held back by XM)
XM: Calm down, Meeca. Otto! Get us out of here!
Matt: Wait a minute.
(The other 3 look at him)
Matt: How can we breath?
Meeca: Say what?
Matt: Well, Saturn is a gas planet isn't it? There's no life, which means there's no air, so howyou 2 breath? I mean Otto and I are cyborgs, it doesn't matter for use.
XM&Meeca: (Blink Blink) (Looks at each other)
XM: He's right. We're definding the laws of fiisics (sp -.-;;).
Meeca: (Looks at the 3 like their crazy) My story. The laws of fisics don't apply.
XM,Otto,&Matt: (Blink Blink) (Shrugs)
Matt: Get us out of here, Otto!
Otto: Aye aye! (Pushes button, agan)
(Now their--)
Meeca: EEEKKKKKK! (Jumps on XM)
XM: (Has Meeca in her arms bridle style) (Looks at the ground and eye twiches) Calm down.
(They land in a land of gaint cock roaches...oh goody...)
Meeca: OTTO! GET US OUT OF HERE, BEFORE I KILL THESE ROACHES AND YOU ALONG WITH 'EM!
Otto: R-right! (Pushes button and nothing happens) Uh, oh...
XM&Meeca: What do you mean 'Uh, Oh'!
Otto: The machine isn't...working...
XM&Meeca: SAY WHAT!
Matt: What are you guys buggingabout? (Snickers)
Meeca: (Glares daggers) Do you want to next, Matty!
Matt: You don't scare me!
Meeca: (Grins evily) Oh, really. (Jumps out of XM's arms and picks up a roach and put it in Matt's helmet) ew...
Matt: (Eye twiches) GAAHHHHH! (Runs around like crazy) GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!
Meeca: Love my life. (Looks down, again) EEEKKKK! (Jumps back into XM's arms) I HATE ROACHES! DIEEEEEE! (Points a bazooka)
Otto: Oh, there we go! (Pushes button)
(NowtheirinTokyo,JapanonEarth! Huff, huff)
Meeca: (Jumps out of XM's arm) Oh, darn it! I didn' get to use my bazook' on 'em. (Looks up) Shoot.
XM: Cool! We're in Tokyo, Japan! Awsome! Finally! Otto did somethin' right! Right, Meeca! (Turns to Meeca) Meeca? OH, NO!
Matt&Otto: (Jumps 3 feet in the air) WHAT!
XM: (Points to Meeca) She's hugging the Manga/Anime store.
Matt&Otto: (Anime Sweatdrop) She's an embaressment to nature...
XM: (Takes out a crobar) I'll get her.
(Matt&Otto wince at the sound of XM crobaring Meeca off the store)
XM: (Pull the now crying Meeca by a dog collor and a leash) Got her. And now she can't get away from me.
Meeca: NOOOO! XM YOUR MEAN! NOOO! STOREY! I'LL BE BACK!
XM: Storey? You name a store storey? You make it sound like a book!
Meeca: It sales Manga doesn' it?
XM: (Shrugs) Otto take us out of here!
Otto: Aye, Aye, Cheif! (Pushes button)
(Now they were sent to...to...to...oh, no...)
(Matt&Sparx start drooling over some hot girls)
Meeca: (Glares)
XM: What a minute! Matt you get away from them! Don't make me come over there! Uh! Don't you dare stick your touge out at me!
Meeca: (Anime Sweatdrop) Uh, XM. I think their in a trance...
XM: What make you say...(Looks at them and sees that the girls eyes are hipnotizing them) Oh.
Meeca: You may do the honers.
XM: (Takes out a gaint hammer) My pleaser. (Whacks Otto&Matt in the head with a hammer and drags them to Meeca)
Meeca: You didn't have ta knck 'em out cold, ya know.
XM: I know. I just wanted to. (Grins big)
Meeca: (Anime Sweatdrop) O.K, lets get out of the freaky world! (Pushes button)
(Now they end up...you'll find out in 3...2...1...)
XM&Meeca: AHHHHHHH! (Runs from angry gorilla with Otto in Meeca's arms and Matt in XM's) ((A/N: Their still knocked out cold))
Meeca: How did we get into this trouble?
XM: Maybe when we landed on their leader!
XM&Meeca: (Gorilla's gain up on them) EEEEKKKKK! (Run fast till they leave a trail of dust)
XM: Let's get out of here! (Pushes button)
(Now they land back in Otto's workshop with them landing on each other, in order, XM, Matt, Meeca, & Otto)
XM: Can y'all please get off me...
Meeca: I would, but Otto's very heavy and I can't get up...weep!
Sparx: (Comes in and sees them) Did I come at a bad time (Smirks)
Meeca: Shut up and get Otto offa my back!
Sparx: O.K, O.K. (Takes Otto off Meeca's back)
Meeca: (Gets up and takes Matt offa XM)
XM: Thank, and FINALLY!
Sparx: What happened?
Meeca: Otto's stupid machine, that's what happened!
Middie: (Pops his head in) (Grins evily) Did you 4 have fun on y'all's little advenger with the messed up machine?
Meeca: Had fun my butt! First, we were transported to Saturn, then, to the land of the gaint cock roaches, then to Tokyo, Japan, and the dreded horror of XM prying me off story, and last! We went to the world of the dreded horror of the mind takin' girls! (Thinks a minute and glares at Middie) And it was all 'cause of YOU!
Middie: Finally figured it out, eh? Well see ya! (Runs away)
Meeca: GET BACK HERE YOU (censor)!
XM: (Flops down on Otto's bed and groans) All that, and for something Middie did...
Meeca: (Comes back in panting) XM (pant) do you have something I can put down Middie's throught?
XM: (Thinks and snaps her fingers) Matt!
Meeca: Matt? He won't fit down Middie's throught.
XM: No. (Pulls an alive cock roach out of Matt's helmet) He still didn't take out the roach you put into his helmet!
Meeca: Exellent! (Takes the roach and goes on a Middie Hunt) Oh, Miiiiiiiidniiiiiight!
Middie: What do--ACK! No wait stop! ACK CK CK CK!
Meeca: (Comes in with a BIIIIIIIG grin on her face)
XM: (Looks at Meeca in horror)
Middie: (Runs to FW)
FW: (Sighs) Middie, how do you get into these situations? (Whacks Middie upside the head and the roach, now dead, popped out)
XM: How did the roach die? Middie didn't chew.
Meeca: He died from Middie's bad breath. Anyone could die from that.
XM: Good point. We should check on Matt and Otto.
Meeca: Right. (Both leaves)
FW: (Returns to reading her book)
Midnight: (Groans) We does this always happens to me?
FW: Should you really ask that?
Middie: (Glares)
End of Chapter 12!
Hope y'all injoyed that!
Chi: Wait a minwte. How, cwould XM-Oneesama and Matt-chan be in the chapter at the same twime.
Me: Eh?
Chi: Twey the swame perswon.
Me: (Anime Sweatdrop) Uh, my story...believe the impossible!
Chi: Bwig Weido.
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