A/N: I put how long it has taken me to update down to writers block. I heard a few days back that in the next book two really big characters get killed off… anyone got any ideas about who? If you do tell me because I really have no clue… hope it's Ginny (sorry to all those people out there who like her). Anyway, back to the fic.

The bits that are in these '' are Sirius' thoughts.

Chapter 7

Sirius had spent hours thinking of a prank to play on Remus and Severus. He wasn't totally pleased with the end result but he put his failure to come up with something amazing down to being rusty, and distracted.

When he had finished writing down all the details, he lay back on his bed and thought about everything that had happened over the last couple of days, everything that had changed.

The habit he had got into, of thinking about things, hadn't gone away since he left the veil and he was beginning to wish it had because some of those thoughts, he would rather not have had.

Most of those were about Harry.

The boy that Sirius had expected to see had changed into a young man without Sirius seeing any of it. That thought made Sirius feel guilty and miserable because it felt like he had let his godson down again by not being there. What made him feel even more guilty was that he found the new Harry incredibly sexy.

Whenever they were together Sirius would end up staring at him practically drooling. He didn't think Harry had noticed yet but if it kept on like that it surely couldn't be much longer before he did.

Sirius let his mind wander to what would happen if Harry did find out…

There was possible scenario A in which Harry would be thrilled and they would have mad, passionate sex (this was Sirius' favourite one).

Scenario B, which involved Harry being completely disgusted and moving out and never speaking to him again.

Or C, where Harry would phone the nearest loony bin and have him put in a straight jacket saying the years in Azkaban and the veil had driven him insane.

The odds of it being A were definitely against him.

'But it would be nice…'

'Godson'

'Yeah but it's not like I knew him when he was a kid and there's only about 14 years between us now'

'Godson'

'Ok I get it but I can't I just fantasize for a bit? Get it out of my system.'

'NO YOU SICK, SICK, SICK MAN!'

Sirius sighed aloud.

"I need help."

The next morning was the first day in months that Harry had woken up without a hangover. He ran down the stairs three at a time nearly knocking Remus over on the way.

Sirius was already awake.

"Hi Sirius"

"Finally, I've been waiting for you too come down for hours!"

Harry looked confused.

"Remember, we are going to prank Moony and the other thing?"

"The other thing?"

"Yeah well he finished all the bacon so he's been demoted from Snivellus to the other thing."

"Oh… ok then. So what did you come up with?"

"Right well this may sound a bit weird but hear me out… We are going to kidnap them!"

Harry blinked.

"…"

"Don't look at me like that. You said yesterday that there's still loads of deatheaters around right?"

"Well yeah but… I don't think Remus would be hugely concerned if we grabbed him and stuffed him in a cupboard."

"We're going to use the that stuff we picked up yesterday to make ourselves look like deatheaters and kidnap Remus. Then we are going to make the other thing do hugely embarrassing things to get him back."

"O…k… so where are we going to put Remus when we 'kidnap' him?"

"In my room"

"Don't you think he might notice its your room?"

"Nope I redecorated"

"When you say 'redecorated' you mean?"

"Its grey and damp and looks like a prison."

"Right… let's here this plan then!"

Sirius smiled. He knew Harry would come round.

A/N: in the next chapter there will be more details about this plan. Review and give any ideas about the deaths mentioned in the other a/n. thanks!