Chapter 14: Memories?
Note: I do have a prank for Chiro, butsome memories popped in my head and I had to writethem down! This is based on real people, just not real names. These were when I was in 5th grade.
Funny 1
Mrs. B: Alright everyone settle down! Please sit down, everybody.
Joey&Jim: (Sits on their desks and everyone snickers)
Mrs. B: Very funny, boys. Now sit in your seats.
Joey&Jim: (sits in their seats and a fart sound fills the room)
(Everyone bursts out laughing)
Faia: Woopy Cousion!
Meeca: Classic!
Chikara: So old school!
Mrs. B: (Snickers) Alright boys. Enough monkying around!
Joey: That's not our jobs, Mrs. B!
Jim: Yea! That's Meeca's job! (Everyone laughs)
Meeca: (Glares at Joey&Jim) (Stands up, walks over, and stomps on their feet, hard) Shut it, you 2! If I'm a monkey, then your gorillas!
(Everyone laughs harder)
Funny 2 (This happened to Chrys when she was in middle school)
Meeca: One time when Chrys was in middle school one of the teachers called the vice princepal's family members and they gave the teacher some pictures of the vice princepal when he was 9 and one of those pictures he was wearing a dress! And that teacher put those pictures ALL over the school and boy thatwas imbarrasing for the vice princepal to be laughed at by everybody who went to that school. To bad I wasn't their to see it!
Monster Story
Chikara: Guys, guys, guys! (Runs up to Faia and Meeca)
Faia: What?
Meeca: Whaz up?
Chikara: Moster story update! Last night I saw an episode that had a girl who was being controled by a ghost! Her mother came into her room to see if she was O.K, but her daughter opened her eyes and she had pitch black eyes and only saw black figures! She pounced at her mother and she ripped--
Meeca: WAH! STOP IT! (Covering ears) Lalala I'm not listening!
Faia: Oi, go on!
Chikara: She ripped--
Meeca: WEEP! (Has tears in her eyes)
Chikara: Sheesh, Meeca. It's just a ghost story.
Meeca: Still! You saw it on T.V didn't ya!
Chikara: Yea, and it happened in the house right next to your's, I believe--
Meeca: NANI! (Clings onto a tree that happens to be right next to us)
Chikara&Faia: (Laughs tears in their eyes and they roll on the ground laughing)
Chikara: I was joking! HAHAHAHA!
Meeca: (Glares) THAT'S NOT FUNNY! You nearly gave me a heart attack!
(They keep on laughing)
When ever I come home or come in the same room as Chrys (This is happening now)
Meeca: (Comes into the living room where Chrys was)
Chrys: Hey, Squirt!
Meeca: (Glares) DON'T CALL ME SQUIRT! ((A/N: Woah! 'Sparx Deja-Vu!')) Besides, you maybe 16, but I'm just as tall as you!
Chrys: So, your still a Squirt.
Meeca: Argh! (Whacks Chrys upside the head)
In the car (My Dad's version)
Dad: (Waves at a car) (Reads signs out loud)
Meeca: Stop that! No waving! No reading signs out loud!
Dad: Oh! (Car passes by and he waves at it) Hi!
Meeca: Argh! (Bangs head against the manga book I'm reading)
In the Car (My Mom's Version)
(Music is playing)
Mom: (Is dancing in the car)
Meeca: Argh!
Chrys: Did we tell you! No dancing in the car!
Meeca: Yea!
Mom: Awwwwww, but it's fun.
Chrys: No, it's scary.
(3 minutes later)
Mom: (Singing with the music)
Chrys&Meeca: NOOOOOOO! STOP!
Mom: What?
Meeca: No singing! Going deaf! (Pretends to faint)
Chrys: Wow, you killed her. It's a merical!
Meeca: (Glares) I hate you. (Turns to Mom) And you! No singing, humming, whistling, or anything like that!
Mom: Awwwwwww, your no fun!
Chrys&Meeca: GOOD!
On the Phone with Gabby
Meeca: Hey, Gab'!
Gabby: Hey! Did you hear?
Meeca: Hear what?
Gabby: That there is going to be a fair!
Meeca: Oh, I hear!
Gabby: It's gonna be so fun!
Meeca: Ditto!
Gabby: Isn't Ditto a Pokemon?
Meeca: Poke-what?
Gabby: Pokemon!
Meeca: Whaz on Monday?
Gabby: Argh! Your impossible!
Meeca: What does Kim Possible have ta do wit' this?
Gabby: ARGH MEECA!
Meeca: (Laughs hard) Sorry, couldn't help m'self!
Rival against Rival
MingMing: I have the latest fashion in this evalope. (Holds up evalope) You have to pay me 1 dollar you get it.
(Every girl is trying to get it)
Meeca: Well, I hope the latest fashion isn't what your wearing, that would be a waist and a nightmare!
MingMing: Haha. Funny. But atleast it won't be what your wearing, Miss Mismatch!
Meeca: Your right. But atleast I'm not dull.
All: Ooooooooooooooooooooo!
MingMing: Dull? This blouse was from the best disiners in Paris.
Meeca: I've been to Paris, and I've never seen a blouse like that.
All: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
MingMing: And why were you at Paris? (Smirks)
Meeca: 'Cause one of my Aunts lives and works in Paris, so my family and me visits her.
All: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
MingMing: Well, well. You won't be saying that when I tick all of them out of their money for an empty evolope! (Grins) What do you have to say about that!
Meeca: (Smirks) One word: Run (Walks away)
MingMing: Huh? (Looks at the others and starts running with everyone else chasing her)
Meeca: Huh, I got MingMing in trouble without even tryin'! Life is good!
Music?
Chikara: Guys! I've got a new CD that is the hottest! You have to listen to it!
Meeca: Hottest music? I'll be the judge of that! (Takes the CD player) Deaf Shockers? What kind of music it this? (Puts ear phones on and turns in on)
Faia: Well?
Chikara: (Smiles big) How is it?
Meeca: (Stares off into the distance) Horrible! I mean, it sounds like it was sung by Chikara! (Hands it to Faia) Listen yourself.
Chikara: What are you talking about! Which song did you listen to! (Snatches the CD) (Puts earphones on)
Meeca: This song. (Takes to CD player and put in to the right song and secretly turns up the volume to very high) Here. (Turns it on)
Chikara: (Jumps 5 feet in the air from the loud music and yanks the earphones off) How did that happen! I put it so loud you had to be deaf by now! ARGH!
Meeca: Let's just say I have a trick for music. (Snickers) (Walks away) (Whispers) I turned down the volume before I listened to it. They have no idea!
End of Chapter 14!
Well, was it funny? Was it horrible?Are y'all mad that I didn't make this chapter about Chiro's prank? Do I need a live? Wait a minute! M.Meeca! Stop typing that I need a life!
M.Meeca: But It's true!
Me: Oh, whatever! So--
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