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Chapter 9 ...
"Ok, phase one- getting Remus into the 'prison'."
"Sirius..."
"Yeah?"
"How are you planning on getting Remus into your room without him noticing that he's being taken to your room?"
Sirius smiled, he always felt so smart when Harry asked simple questions like that.
"Well, the plan is to take some of this potion stuff, run around madly with wands looking scary, stun him and take him upstairs. Really easy, trust me."
"Oh right... Let's go then!"
Remus was waiting in the kitchen.
He knew Sirius and Harry would start their prank soon because Sirius had become excited and jumpy in the way he only ever was when he was planning something.
Sure enough his suspiscions were right and two men he didn't recognize crept into the room behind him. The taller man pointed a wand at his head.
"Don't move and we won't hurt you."
Remus only just managed to stop the laughter rising in his throat. The tall one was clearly Sirius. He had always liked using hugely cliched lines, Remus was never quite sure why...
Slowly, he stood up and turned to face his 'kidnappers' with his hands up, trying to look scared.
Sirius had a strange look on his face that Remus didn't recognize but he put it down to the whole of his face being different.
After a few grunts and threats from Sirius and some glares from Harry, Remus was tied up and stunned and carted off up to Sirius' room.
As they put Remus on the bed which had been tranfigured into a prison bunk Sirius was strangely quiet. Harry noticed and wondered what was wrong.
"Are you ok? you seem... distracted."
"Yeah, i'm fine. Let's get out of here. I want to have a shower before he wakes up."
Sirius was lyng when he said he was fine.
He knew Remus better than he knew anyone else and that whole thing had been way too easy. Remus hadn't even put up a fight or seemed even slightly worried.
He couldn't think of any explanation for that but he knew that there was one. It just wasn't natural to be able to kidnap someone like Remus without them even protesting.
A/N: short i know but it's not going to update for a week or so beause i'm going away so I wanted to put something up. please review!