Chapter 16: U.G.L.Y
(The hyperforce were fighting SK like usual)
SK: Give up, Hyperforce!
Sparx: We'll never give up to you, Bonebag!
Chiro: Monkey Fu!
SK: Ha! Your weak, Boy!
Antauri: And your ugly!
Otto: Woah! Go Antauri!
Gibson: Antauri, are you feeling alright?
Antauri: (Mutters) I spend too much time with Meeca and Blackrose...
M.Meeca: (Slids in) Need help, Antauri-chan!
Antauri: No.
Fea: (She and Flare slids in) Well, too bad!
Flare: We're helping!
Antauri: This will turn out bad...
Blackrose: (Runs in with Meeca walking in panting) Wait! We shouldn't settle this with violence!
Meeca: (Still panting) Yea! (Turns to Blackrose) We shouldn't?
Blackrose: No! Have you forgotten the plan already!
Meeca: What plan? (Thinks for a minute) Oh! That plan!
Blackrose: Oi.
SK: What plan you ugly humans!
Blackrose&Meeca: (Stiffens) (Looks at him with a demon-like face) WHAT DID YOU CALL US!
SK: You heard me!
Meeca: You shouldn't be talking, In-need-of-breath-mints!
Blackrose: Yea! Your the U.G.L.Y!
Otto: Yay! A songs comin' on!
Meeca: Your, darn, right there's a song comin' on! Hit it!
(Music starts and M.Meeca, Fea, Flare, Blackrose & Meeca start to sing)
M.Meeca:
OK! I'm a cheerleader now!
Chorus
U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly X4
I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teethe a gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes I do.
Fea:
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
Meeca:
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Flare:
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truch run over your face instead
Blackrose:
There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill
All:
You're ugly!
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly X2
Fea:
What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)
Blackrose:
You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
Flare:
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cabH
M.Meeca:
(So funny)
Flare:
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Meeca:
Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
Blackrose:
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Fea:
Yo mama says you ugly -
All:
You ugly!
All:
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly X2
Fea:
Get busy X9
Flare:
Yo mam says your ugly
Fea:
Get busy
Flare:
Yo mam says your ugly
Fea:
Get busy
Flare:
Yo mam says your ugly
Fea:
Get busy
Both:
Your ugly!
Blackrose: U.U.U.U.
Meeca: Now I feel like blondie
All:
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly X2
M.Meeca:
Quasimodo
Fea:
Camel breath
Flare:
Squarehead
Those 3:
Ugly!
Meeca:
Chicken legs
Blackrose:
Pig face
Meeca:
Chin like bubba
Both:
Ugly!
M.Meeca:
Fish lips
Fea:
Toad licker
Flare:
Poindexter
Those 3:
Ugly!
Blackrose:
Spaghetti arms
Meeca:
Limp butt
Both:
Freak shown -ugly!
All:
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly X1
All:
U.G.L.Y - Meeca: You could make an onion cry
All:
U.G.L.Y - Blackrose: Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.
All:
U.G.L.Y X6
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly!
Blackrose: NOW, do you think we're ugly!
SK: ...
Meeca: He's speechless!
M.Meeca: Cool.
Fea&Flare: (Cheers)
Antauri: I'm surrounded by idiots...
Blackrose&Meeca: Oh, come on, 'Tauri! Have fun!
Antauri: (Glares and mutters)
SK: Human are horrible singers...
Blackrose&Meeca: (Glares at him)
SK: (Anime Sweatdrop) Uh...um...OH! Look at the time! You best be leaving now!
Everyone: (Blink Blink) SEE YA!
Chi: Swee w'all in whe nwext chappie!
Nova&Meeca: DEMON!
Blackrose&Antauri: SHE'S NOT A DEMON!
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Well, there you have it! We made fun of SK Bonehead!
Blackrose: Alright!
Fea&Flare&M.Meeca: WE HAD A BLAST!
Me: Good. Next Chappie Chapter 16: Master Pranks Part 7!
Blackrose: We still halfta prank Chiro (again), Otto, & 'Tauri (again).
Meeca: Ooooooo, life is good!
Blackrose: You bet!
All: Please Review!