Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FRUITS BASKET.

"OH NO! All of the Sohma's have turned into their animals! It's ALL my fault! What should I do?" thought Tohru. "Um! Must think! Oh, god, must think!" she thought as she went dizzy in nervousness and thought. A few minutes later the next thing she heard was, "Tohru are you all right?" by her friends. "Uhhh... Hai! I just got a little bit dizzy all of a sudden! I think….."

"You're so stupid Tohru! You always get yourself worked up so way to much over nothing! It's not good for your health!" Said Kyo in what seemed an angry tone. "Oh no! Uh, you guys didn't see any hoards of animals run through here, did you? Oh tell me you didn't please no!" said Tohru as she once again fainted. When she awoke for the second time, she heard a chorus of "Tohru are you alright," and, "What secret?"

"Uhhhh, um, the secret to…..uh, my rice balls! Yeah, that's it!" she said, shooting straight up.

"Settle down," said Yuki quietly as he covered her mouth, "We don't want you to faint again." He said with a little smile

"Ummm…okay," she said, flushed, as she turned from face to face when suddenly the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it," said Shigure. When he opened the door he found Kisa standing quietly at the door. "Welcome Kisa! Come take a seat at the table, Tohru is just finishing fixing us a wonderful meal!"

"Oh, shoot…I completely forgot about the soup!" said Tohru, the distress more than evident in her voice. She began to run to the kitchen when she ran into Shigure and he turned into Poochie again. Immediately the dog began barking and woofing as loud as he could while being as spastic as possible. Tohru on the other hand began doing a dance which included many discos, sprinklers, and other pisposh. Momiji than began singing Little Bunny Foo Foo. Then Kyo challenged to Yuki to a fake fight, which he refused. While Kyo was screaming taunts at him he casually asked the girls for stuff he could do to help earn student's votes for him when the president election came up. "AHHHHH!" thought everyone except Kisa. (Tohru's friends where in the corner dazzled at the weird spectacle. Oh come on, we've all been there before!)

Kisa went to open the front door since the mailman had appeared. In the process of reaching the door the mailman looked inside and saw what looked like a circus. Since he was distracted by the sight he stumbled on one of the stairs and ran into Kisa. At that same moment Shigure turned back into his human form.

All of a sudden everything went silent. The mailman's head went from Shigure's naked body to the tiger that was now in his lap. "Shigure! You pervert!" screamed Kyo with an anime-anger-vein. "Leave this room immediately and go get some clothes on."

"But, But, I thought the girls wanted a stripper, and Momiji was singing and Tohru dancing, and you two were busy so I thought I was the only option other than my fabulous looks! Plus who cares? You all know that Tohru, my wife, has seen me many times naked!"

"WHAT!" Screamed everybody in the room, including the mailman who just saw Kisa run off into the forest with her clothes.

"Why you… you… you… Pervert! You are going to pay!" said Yuki, Kyo, Ou-San and surprisingly Kagura who all opened a can of whoop ass on Shigure.

Thank you to my beta, Jessi-chan, a.k.a. fangirl712.