Yes I own the Final fantasy series, MWHAHAHAHAHAHa……. No I don't that's Square Duh.
The Fey woods, early evening.
Vaan was sitting down near the campfire playing with a piece of meat he was preparing to cook when Balthier walked up behind him startling him.
"Hey kid, dinner not going to cooks itself what's the hold up," yelled Balthier.
Picking himself up and turning to face Balthier he gave him a dirty look before answering "Nothing just thinking"
Balthier took a seat on a log beside Vaan and asked, "What's wrong"
Vaan shook his head and said "nothing wrong I was just wondering what up with Fran, it seems like she never smiles or talk"
Balthier looked at Vaan quizzically than said "She's a Viera, she always like that kid"
Vaan then turned to face Balthier with a lopsided grin and said "Is there anything that would make here even flinch"
Getting Vaan's idea Balthier smiled as a thought came to his head. "Raw carrots my boy, they drive her wild, put one in front of her face she be like a Chocobo on greens"
Vaan then said "Are you serious"
Balthier then leaned into his ear and whispered, "Of course here what you do"Fran was sitting on her sleeping mat preparing it for the night when she heard a rustle behind here.
"Damned Marlboro cant they leave our camp alone for a few minutes"
Fran then prepared to get her bow to hunt the beast when she saw that the commotion was just a dead vegetable monster of some kind. Thinking for a moment on what to do she, then decided that she would throw it into the woods so it wouldn't stink in the morning. As she moved to pick it up the carcass moved across the ground. Fran was not stupid and knew some thing was going on. Moving fast speeds she grabbed onto the dead vegetable monster and jerked it really hard pulling a fishing rod and Vaan out the bushes along with it.Balthier was finishing putting the final touches on the stew when he heard Vaan come out the bushes. Not bothering to turn around Balthier asked so how did it go Vaan. Vaan being very upset and in pain at the moment threw the fishing pole at Balthier. Instead of hitting Balthier the pole landed in the stew almost knocking it over. Balthier turned around to face Vaan to see what the problem was and just started laughing when he saw the sight. Vaan had to black eyes and bruises all over his face. "Hey kid I wasn't I wasn't expecting you to be stupid enough to try it"
Vaan stared daggers at the laughing Balthier and prepared to walk off when Balthier stopped him between his fit of laughter, 'hey kid were the Carrot head I still need it for dinner"
Vaan shrugged his shoulder and spit out a tooth before replying "I don't know I was just trying to get away from your angry girl friend.
Balthier then kicked over the boiling stew with his foot and said "Well crap, so much for my famous Vegetable stew"Else were Fran was zipped up and sleeping inside her sleeping bag dreaming sweet dreams of her and Balthier looking for treasure. Wrapped tightly in her arms was the dead Magdolia Carrot Head Monster. Fran held the body like it was a prized toy, and every once in a while in her sleep Fran would nibble bit bits and pieces of the creature and smile. The End
The Fey woods, early evening.
Vaan was sitting down near the campfire playing with a piece of meat he was preparing to cook when Balthier walked up behind him startling him.
"Hey kid, dinner not going to cooks itself what's the hold up," yelled Balthier.
Picking himself up and turning to face Balthier he gave him a dirty look before answering "Nothing just thinking"
Balthier took a seat on a log beside Vaan and asked, "What's wrong"
Vaan shook his head and said "nothing wrong I was just wondering what up with Fran, it seems like she never smiles or talk"
Balthier looked at Vaan quizzically than said "She's a Viera, she always like that kid"
Vaan then turned to face Balthier with a lopsided grin and said "Is there anything that would make here even flinch"
Getting Vaan's idea Balthier smiled as a thought came to his head. "Raw carrots my boy, they drive her wild, put one in front of her face she be like a Chocobo on greens"
Vaan then said "Are you serious"
Balthier then leaned into his ear and whispered, "Of course here what you do"Fran was sitting on her sleeping mat preparing it for the night when she heard a rustle behind here.
"Damned Marlboro cant they leave our camp alone for a few minutes"
Fran then prepared to get her bow to hunt the beast when she saw that the commotion was just a dead vegetable monster of some kind. Thinking for a moment on what to do she, then decided that she would throw it into the woods so it wouldn't stink in the morning. As she moved to pick it up the carcass moved across the ground. Fran was not stupid and knew some thing was going on. Moving fast speeds she grabbed onto the dead vegetable monster and jerked it really hard pulling a fishing rod and Vaan out the bushes along with it.Balthier was finishing putting the final touches on the stew when he heard Vaan come out the bushes. Not bothering to turn around Balthier asked so how did it go Vaan. Vaan being very upset and in pain at the moment threw the fishing pole at Balthier. Instead of hitting Balthier the pole landed in the stew almost knocking it over. Balthier turned around to face Vaan to see what the problem was and just started laughing when he saw the sight. Vaan had to black eyes and bruises all over his face. "Hey kid I wasn't I wasn't expecting you to be stupid enough to try it"
Vaan stared daggers at the laughing Balthier and prepared to walk off when Balthier stopped him between his fit of laughter, 'hey kid were the Carrot head I still need it for dinner"
Vaan shrugged his shoulder and spit out a tooth before replying "I don't know I was just trying to get away from your angry girl friend.
Balthier then kicked over the boiling stew with his foot and said "Well crap, so much for my famous Vegetable stew"Else were Fran was zipped up and sleeping inside her sleeping bag dreaming sweet dreams of her and Balthier looking for treasure. Wrapped tightly in her arms was the dead Magdolia Carrot Head Monster. Fran held the body like it was a prized toy, and every once in a while in her sleep Fran would nibble bit bits and pieces of the creature and smile. The End