Plunder Into Darkness

by Matthuah

Deku in a alternate universe where quirks were not existant but instead found by the way of magic, moving to a school in america after his graduation from his normal Japanese high school and goes about a adventure that shows how dark the secerts at his new school can be and what lurks in the shadows nearby. A work in progress story,NSFW

1. Morning At Hogwarts

Hello, welcome to my fan fiction, for context this whole story came from the heart and a dare, the entire fan fiction is made while I the author am completely drunk, I'm not allowed to create this story unless I am completely drunk. Also I cannot backspace at any time during creation, if you enjoy the story help and brother out and check out my P atreon . Com/ Matthuah

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"...she siad lipstick, okay..show me lipstick!" as the family feud buzzer sounds thesanchez family has lost family feud advancing the rodriguez family to the lighting round for 100,000 dollars. " jesus christ that snachez family is fucking stupid" said steve harvey to hisd PR guy as the lighting round was set up for the rodriguez family. "It wasnt pretty but these are slme of thebest rating s the show has seen in years steve," steve turns around indisgust, "AYO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU Say to me YOU FUCKING PIEC E OF SHIT" as stve chsarges the PR guy but is help by the stge crew from killing the PR guy. "Steve! Steve! The family is coming on get on stage!" stve calms down and walks onstrage while staring down his PR guy, "youre dead after this show you son of abitvh." Steve Harvey went on to do the res t of his show of fdami;ly feud where the rodriguez fucking lost really bad becauswethey suck. It was midnight and family feud had ended, the crwe went home and set the show ready for thenext show the following week, STeve HArvey went home and had agood snooze, the PR guy was put to sleep in a bed of dirt.

Deku with his new Roomate "Fred Vanvleet" wake up for school at hogwarts first year classes for young wizards, " come on Deku we have to get to class, we can't be late on the first day stupid idiot" said me, yeah thats right bitch im NBA champion Fred Vanvleet the 6th man of the year and young BUck for the Toronto Raptosr, im going to wizard class bitch. "Yeah youre right steady freddy lets get our stuff and get ready for class." Fred and Deku went to their firs twizard class at hogwRTS wit ht their new best friends Dikenbe Mutumbo, Harry Potter, kevin Hart and, Jimmy Kimmle. "Wow fred thers alo of people in this class today, im ascare d little baby bou friend i m scared " said Dweku, "its okay pussy boy fred van smeat is here to guide you through wizard school, i will protect you no matter wha… oh the bitch fine as fuck, fuck you deku i gottas go.." Fred left dweku to see spoke fine anime bitxches across the way, leaving deku alone in a packed wizard classroom, "so its your first day at wizard school guh ?" deku looked around to see a large muscular man that was easily 7 feet tall, its was Hornets center Bizmack Biyambo "you seem lost lemmwe help you." big Business led DEku to his new desk as fred came back from the grou p of anime girls with sevrals numbers and titty picsx. "Yop deku wizard school is pretty dope i,a be honest like i just go invited to a wizard anime psuuy party and im invited" deku pretty disgruntled look at fred and said " well am i invited?" fred and lookas at deku laughing " no you sim[p you get no puss y why would you get invited to a anime pussy wizard party you loser lmao." deku cries a little and gets on with the class while fred laughing pretty crazy like as proffesero snape walks into the classroom " SIT DOWN YOU ALL STUPID FUCKS ITS TIME FOR CLASS

" the class settles down for snape to start his class. "Nowwelcome to hogwarts you dumb fucls, now going foward i hop[e you all know that hogwarts fucking sucks, you could've gone anywhere else where for svhool, Penn State, ALabama, fucking boise sate but you came her e so get fucked. Now to start the first day we are gonna…" blah blah blah who gives a fuck about school, look aat that fat lose potterr ov er there simping over a bicth thats crazy. Anywa y sch9ool is wack and psuuy is the priority rn in school for wizards and nba champions. Im going to a pussy anime wizard orge parity without deku because hes gets npo pussy and hes a loser lmaooo. Deku went along to lsiet n to professor snape rsamble on about the current students are abunch of losers in chicago bulls snapbacks and i heart boobies belts while in themean time fred began to dream on about his future anime party tonight with D.Va from OVErwatvh and candace Parker. Deku started to feel a little lick from the simping and racist professors and left the class into the hallway looking for bathroom, deku walked around the empty hogwarts hallways looking for a bathroom before he saw a commotion down further inro the hallway. Deku hid behind a locker as he looked down the hall to see a smaller kid with red hair getting beat down like a little bitch by what looks like simon pegg and Brian Urlacher, "take this you stupid burn victim!" said the pro bowl linebacker, thew pair beat the red haifred kid to a pulp until a small childish voice yelledf out "hey leave him alone!!" the small childish voice turned out to be deku who wasnt expecting to say anything at all knowing how scared he was to sewe the jocks beating on the kid so bad, deku realizing what he did ran the other direction in search of both authority and a bathroom beacur the sickness that dfrobe deku out of the classroom in the first place was abou to come up.deku ran dowen the hall to find a largwer man, what looked like a proffeserp could hello deku in finding someon ethat cpoild help the red haired kid getting yhat shit beat out of hikmke. "Sir sir! I need help theres a kid gettin-" before deku could finish his sentenced the person he thought was professor turned aorunf, it was indeed the greatest president the united states had ever had, DInald J Trump, the most important and gracious god like person on campus here to solve all ofdf deku's problems. "What is it my gracious child, whatever you need i will help you." deku started to stammer and calm before talking as he was now in the presence of a god and felt much more comfortable. "There was a large football player and a anglish men beating up this-" DJP shuts dekju's mouth, "did you say english man? mY SPON I van no longer hello you, unless uits china i have no power in this school, good day." DJP the great evaperated into thin air and disappeared infront of deku's ver y eyes. A ver y confused deku tured to see both Brian Urlacher and Simon P{egg holding the rerd headed kid by his neck "is this the pussy uou were trying yo sabe??" said brian urlacherf haas he held the child in front of Deku. "you shouldver be doing this, what did he do to you??" saod deku as tears began to roll down his eyes "he didnt do anything to uyolu this isnt fair at all!" deku began to full on cry before lunging to attack the bullies, Deku was quickly backhanded into another reality for a solid 2 seconds befre fasing in behind the two bullies in entirely new clothes. Before the bullies even asked deku what hafd happened or where he went, they simply bicth slapped him again but a little softer. "Lets take these assholes to the woods, theyll nerve find the m there, good bye todoroki and green haired puusy lmmmaaaoooo" Brian urlacher and simon pegg nodded and grabbed both bodies as they headed for the nearest exit and a way to the student parking lot, their [plan was to throw the kids into the ancient woods outside of campus, a haunted woods full of wild game and beasts none have survived evben some og the mos texperinced wizards. The two grabbed their shit, paclefd the kids intoi the large white van they stole form the grand wizard dumbledore which for some reason he had and for another reason smelled alot like piss and chocolate. With everthuing packed on the grand scheme of the bully twins they were held up by another professor, large and state fella in a toronto raptors jersey, "can i askl whgerew you boys arre going this evening?" said hogwarts professer Ryam Reyonalds. "No whee special mr professor, just some lunch with my good buddy here lol" brian said really nervously. Reynolds looked aT both the boys real suspect but fely everything weasd okay, "okay boys but you have to bring me back a milkshake hahahahqh" everyone laughed as deku bagan to wake up and saw the group laughing "plz...help me plzz, theyre gonna kill me-" deku was quickly delt with by simon and his club as he continued to ;augh with the rest. Ryan Reynolds let the boysthrough as they began their drive to what would be the death opfd d3ku and new new friend. Deku with his large bump on his head looks dazed out the front windshield seeing the two monsters of men carrying out their dirty deeds out of sport, the child began to whimper quietly trying to at least have a moment to himselkf before he knew the end which was most definitely coming. Meanwhile back in the classroom, 10 minutes had passed since Deku left thew class room leaving Fred with a sense of unease "where did that loser go? Its been far too long, i should look for him." Fred left th class in search of his friend, what he thought would be simple search down the hall for his friend would soon turn into a beautiful and absolutely stupid adventure. Yas