Shizuka: A Kunochi Faerie tale


-To my loyal readers-

This chapter took a bit longer becuase, I'm planing to open another Naruto OC fan fic.


Hana No Chi- Hey everybody, well I'm gonna have Shizuka-sama(Lady Shizuka) and Majo no Sakura (Sakura the witch) do the disclaimer and junk.

Sakura- DON'T CALL ME A WITCH! AND WHY ME ! I have to do it with that that transsexual thing...(Sakura pointed at Shizuka)

Shizuka- Ha! Ivy-chan not calling you a witch is as saying Sasuke-tori-san isn't gay, and I'm a female you sorry excuse for a weak gold digging slut of a kunochi wanna-be.

Hana No Chi- I back up every single word Shizuka-sama has said!

Sakura- WOULD YOU SHUT UP YOU, WHORE! (Sakura threw a kunai at Shizuka)

Shizuka- Be quite you gold digging Slut...(Shizuka used Yosenchi to block the kunai)

Hana No Chi- Cat fight!...awww great I have to do the disclaimer...sigh what a drag... I don't own nothing of Naruto sadly or most of the songs in my stories, and only owns my OCs, plot, made-up places, and whatever other junk I put in the story and I doesn't care about flames there just opinions now if you excuse me I have a fight to watch...

( Hana turns into a chibi, and was sitting in a movie theater chair, with popcorn in one hand and soda in the other, and Hana starts to watch Shizuka kick Sakura's ass.)

"Blah" (talking)

' Blah' (thinking)

Blah (Some language the Naruto crew can't understand but is translated for the readers or a letter)

Blah (Someone singing)

(A/N: Blah) Authoresses Notes

(A/N:The Rookie Nine are 13 and Gai's team is 14)

(A/N: It might get a little confusing, if it does PM me and I'll explain it)


Let's have a recap of the last chapter...

Shizuka's back was against the bolder, she slowly began to fall sliding against the bolder and behind her was a sickly dark line of blood from her head, since the impacted was so hard against the bolder her head had a wound, obviously. She just keep on falling until she reached to her knees, and that's when she fell like a little rag doll being thrown without a care in the world.

"Shizuka-chan!" Naruto yelled while he ran over to Shizuka & kakashi did , too. She was just laying there and that's when you hear her talk as if she hasn't spoken in a long time. "That's the best you got...Haruno?".

Kakashi whispered something to Shizuka. "Shizuka-sama I apologize for Sakura's behavior I promise this will not be happen ever again" "it's alright Kakashi-san...she's the only one that ever even dared to hit me and did...I feel as if I'm a normal kunochi and not the ruler of a country, this is how I wanted to be treated my whole life, like a normal kunochi" Shizuka said while she tried to get up and was only able to stand for a second, then she fell but got up again.

' I was wrong she's weak, Sakura was able to beat her...she flew through 37 trees and crashed into a bolder, and she still is trying to get up...how pathetic..' Sasuke thought while he walked over to Shizuka. "hehehehehe...you don't know how wrong you are Uchiha..." Shizuka said while she finally was able to stand up and she did something that made everyone flinch & twitch, she cracked her neck to one side and you can hear the crack perfectly and and then she did it again but to the other side. " You don't have any idea at all..." .


Sasuke's eyes went wide in his mind and he thought ' Did she just read my mind!'. "No the gold digging sluts did..." Shizuka said sarcastically while she rolled her eyes. " Now back to you, Pinky" Shizuka said while she got up slowly, but stumbling a bit, and coughed out some blood.

"DON'T CALL ME PINKY YOU TRANSSEXUAL FREAK!" Sakura screamed at Shizuka and inner Sakura agreed with a 'CHA!'. "Sakura-chan don't make fun of Shizuka-chan, please!" Naruto said trying to stop the conflict from becoming a war. "Shut up Baka!" Sakura said while she threw a rock at Naruto.

Shizuka had disappeared in the form of a hologram, then she appeared in front of Naruto. She caught the rock and squeezed it enough to make it crumble. Shizuka's bangs covered her eyes and all she did was let her arms fall to her side while dropping the remains of the rock, and she said in a very low agitated voice. " You can insult me, smack me, hurt me, burn me, and make my life a bigger piece of crap than it is already, but NEVER hurt anyone near me...Bi$..." Shizuka said while she looked up and had the look of blood lust in her eyes.

Shizuka then disappeared again in the form of a hologram, but her kimono was still there and it fell. ' WERE DID SHE GO!' Sakura thought while she looked around for Shizuka...she wasn't to the right or left...she wasn't in front of her or in back. Shizuka then appeared over her, but all she was wearing was a sarashi over her chest, (A/N: It's bandages that female fighters wear over either there chest or wrapped around the legs to make it look like shorts) and a pair of gray bloody shorts, and the regulation shinobi sandals in grey that reached her knees, but these had black wire around them.

' What's with the wires?' Sasuke wondered. " CRAP!" Sakura screamed while she tried to move away from Shizuka and becoming her landing pad, and she did but Shizuka landed and she put her hand in a certain place on the ground and she started to spin with her hands, and her legs twirling around in a fast speed.(A/N: you know how Sanji from one piece kicks the people when he's surrounded? It's like that.)

"What's she doing Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked while he watched her spin faster every turn. " Just watch, Naruto." Kakashi said while he watch the fight with interest. Then a kunai that was attached the back of her right foot with chakra flew into Sakura's direction, but she blocked it with her own kunai and threw a shurinkin at Shizuka.

Shizuka then blocked it with her left arm, having a deep gash in it. Shizuka bit her own lip hard and then she started to run towards Sakura and doing some hand signs for a jutsu. " Suzume Suzu Jutsu (Sparrow Bell Jutsu)". Then two white Sparrows came flying down, they had a bell tied to there necks, then they pined Sakura to a tree.

Shizuka just walked up to her and she gave Sakura a cold and dead looking glare. " Are you going to listen to me now when I tell you something...wretch...". Sakura started to shake her head franticly while she was about to cry. "Good wretch... Mi...Ai...you can leave now..." Shizuka waved the birds with one hand to the south, so they flew away and Sakura fell to her knees, Naruto ran over to her, then Shizuka started to walk to were Naruto was, she picked up her kimono, she wore it like a coat, and she put her fans back onto her back. Shizuka just started to walk away.


Well that was chapter three, next story to be updated is... IFDCK! (If Dreams Can Kill) and once again I'm planing to take out another story that I'm going to call " Nana trouble" it's in the favor of Cascada fans who love her music, and people who like comedy! So don't miss the next chapter of Shizuka: AKFT!


Getting to know the team!

Part 3


So please Reveiw! and I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

-Hana No Chi