Shizuka: A Kunochi Fairy tale

-To my loyal readers-

This chapter took a bit longer because, I final got my lazy ass off the desk, and wrote then new fic.

Hana No Chi- Hey everybody, well I'm gonna have Shizuka-sama(Lady Shizuka) and Naru-kun do the disclaimer and junk.

Naruto- Yay! I get to do the disclaimer! I get to the disclaimer! I get to the disclaimer with pretty Shizuka-chan! (Naruto hugs Shizuka)

Shizuka- U-um...ok... ( Shizuka is currently very blushing)

Hana No Chi- So you like it when you do the disclaimer with Naruto? ( Suggests in perverted way)

Shizuka- N-no! ( Shizuka blushed harder)

Naruto- Eh? What wrong Sizuka-chan? You feel sick? Well I do the disclaimer then for you, Hana doesn't own nothing of Naruto thank god... oh and most of the songs in her stories, and only owns her OCs, plot, made-up places, and whatever other junk she put in the story and she doesn't care about flames there just opinions now if you excuse me I have to make sure Shizuka-chan is ok...

( Naruto get's very close to Shizuka's face, felt her forehead, but Shizuka still blushed, while Naruto announced to the world she was ok.)

"Blah" (talking)

' Blah' (thinking)

Blah (Some language the Naruto crew can't understand but is translated for the readers or a letter)

Blah (Someone singing)

(A/N: Blah) Authoresses Notes

(A/N:The Rookie Nine are 13 and Gai's team is 14)

(A/N: It might get a little confusing, if it does PM me and I'll explain it)

Now Let's have a recap, shall we?

Shizuka then blocked it with her left arm, having a deep gash in it. Shizuka bit her own lip hard and then she started to run towards Sakura and doing some hand signs for a jutsu. " Suzume Suzu Jutsu (Sparrow Bell Jutsu)". Then two white Sparrows came flying down, they had a bell tied to there necks, then they pined Sakura to a tree.

Shizuka just walked up to her and she gave Sakura a cold and dead looking glare. " Are you going to listen to me now when I tell you something...wretch...". Sakura started to shake her head franticly while she was about to cry. "Good wretch... Mi...Ai...you can leave now..." Shizuka waved the birds with one hand to the south, so they flew away and Sakura fell to her knees, Naruto ran over to her, then Shizuka started to walk to were Naruto was, she picked up her kimono, she wore it like a coat, and she put her fans back onto her back. Shizuka just started to walk away.

Shizuka turn around, and looked back if she was far away enough from them, she then started to laugh like an idiot, rolling on the floor saying something about Sasuke's face looking like a lemon, and Sakura turning into crap. She then reached into her "bra" and pulled out a super tiny bottle shakily, took out a pill and ate it, she then started to calm down. " You're crazy..." Sasuke said from behind a tree. Shizuka jumped and turned around, suddenly hating trees very very much. She smirked at Sasuke. " So what the hell's the big deal if I am crazy? I need to take pills, like you need to go to a psychologist three times a week to talk about how your brother molested you in your sleep when you where a younger."

This had instantly earned a fight from Sasuke, since he went into ninja mode, and gave her an upper cut to the jaw, sending her rolling down the hill...

Shizuka's POV.

Gay Lord gave me an upper cut to the jaw, damn did it hurt, I tumbled down the freakin' hill...ouch... over some rocks...stupid lawn gnomes...glass...and crack? Ok this place is freakin' screwed up, even the Valley of the Dilutions makes more sense than this place! Damn... here he came trying to kick me, I rolled over to the other side, he tried stabbing me with a kuni at my thighs, but I opened my legs wide (A/N: think of how Lee did against Mr. Bones while Lee was in ' drunk mode'), pushed my hands against the ground, and lift all my weight up against my body, letting me stand up once more...wait...were was Gay Lord? Not to the left...right...front...back or in the sk- never mind I found him, I was standing on top of him, and to make it worse -for him- I was jumping up and when I was looking for him, and guess where my feet were? On top of stomach and groin, ouch is all I'm gonna say...

Sasuke's POV.

Holy Crap this hurts... that bitch is standing on me and hoping! Now my pride hurts a lot more than it should... I'm going to get her for this...

Normal POV.

Shizuka hoped off of him, and landed on the tree, sit on it Indian style. " So do you want to give up know or not? I know you're going to need that thing to burst out little babies, but charging at me like a crazy rapist won't make it easier for you" She grinned/smirk. Sasuke glared at her, while she just blinked. " Well someone is PMSing..." she said with little thought and stupidly. Sasuke just got up angrily, and ran at her, she just hopped off the tree to the ground, and before he could get off the tree, he was hanging there on the branch, and guess what Shizuka did? She pulled down his pants! " Gee I thought you were more of a black boxers dude, oh well there goes that theory." Shizuka laughed out at him with a teasing voice, it was true, Sasuke was wearing white boxers that had little gold crowns all over them.

Sasuke had little pink on his face, but smirked, time for revenge... He had let go and landed onto of Shizuka, she yelled out in pain, but he grabbed her left arm, and twisted it holding it against her back, grabbed a kunai in his empty hand and cut off the bandages from behind thinking he'll see exposed skin, but in it's place there was more bandages, looking like the ones before.

He slashed at it again, more bandages, he slashed at it again, same stupid results, but when he did it this time, he got what he wanted, he suddenly was hearing something -more like someone- growl, oh oh it was Shizuka...she pushed him off with her other arm, and they started to roll down the hill, Sasuke trying to hold her back, while she tried to punch him, but sadly our little emo boy won, pining her down by the wrists, she was red in the face, feeling a little dizzy, not noticing it was raining -hard-, She tried moving, trying to push him off, but stop, since she knew it was futile.

Shizuka followed where his eyes were going, at her chest. She narrowed her eyes at him. " why did Kakashi-sensei call you Shizuka-sama?" Sasuke asked, his face was still pink though. " I'll tell you if you look at my face, and not at my damn chest." Shizuka sighed, she hated him already, that was fast. " Well well, I didn't know you were so fast on a lady, Sasuke-kun" speaking of the devil, Kakashi was under a tree, watching them, teasing him. Sasuke's face turn a little pinker, looked the other way, but you could see his eyes role to Shizuka's direction, mainly her chest.

" Yeah I'll love to be on the ground and get raped by an emo guy, but I got a meeting, so yeah I'll take my leave now." Shizuka murmured, while she disappeared doing a hand sign with her free hand that she was able to release from Sasuke, so there she l left a the scene of a pants down Sasuke, a laughing Kakashi, and some discarded bandages left behind by Shizuka...

Well that was it everybody, kinda crud but do remember: my brain has been poisoned by school work so yeah, that's pretty much it, well review or no more updates! Hm...i suddenly want to read Kakashi-kun's book...bye everyone... Oh Kakashi-kun!!!! ( goes off to find him and his little book)

P.S.Next up for Update is... Pink Twins!!!

-Hana-chan