A/N: Okay!!! So this was pretty quick, but I was motivated so.... Smile. This one is for ASKInfinity. I hope this is okay. And thank you, Hitokiri Battousai!!
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Fashion Sense
"Kenshin, we need to talk."
Eyes widen in distress.
Millions of possibilities for the topic of conversation rush through a certain unworthy one's mind.
"People in town have been talking..."
Amethyst eyes look down in shame and sorrow.
"...About your wardrobe."
"Oro?!?!"A non too subtle knock to the Rurouni's head.
"Kenshin! Are you listening?"
"Hai, Miss Kaoru... what about sessha's clothing?"
"That you wear the same thing... That your pink gi has a more vivid personality than you and your unique red hair. And that, given enough time, it will start to speak. You need more than one gi, Kenshin! People are making fun of the man who wears pink... and frankly, I've had enough!"
"But.." gentle eyes show fondness towards the old gi, "this gi and sessha have been through a lot." A stern face. "And it is NOT pink." A more calm, serene facade. "It's magenta."
Sad disappointed eyes look away.
"Oro????"
"Alllll riight. You're starting something inhumane. Pretty soon all men in Japan will be wearing pink kimonos, pink haoris, pink tabi.... all because you wouldn't get new clothing."
A tap on the nose.
"Do you really want to be the one who ruins it for generations to come?"
"Maaaa, maaa. There is no need to be so grave... that there is not. Sessha doesn't think that men are going to copy sessha." Nods to support his statement.
Hands on hip. "You really think so?"
Boy trots by wearing a pink haori....
"Oro....."
Kaoru shoves package into unsuspecting arms and walks off.
"Oro?"
Unwraps it.
"But... sessha can't wear this kind of fabric... it gives sessha ... well....umm..... And this one is too small. And this one has yellow in it! Miss Kaoru! Miss Kaoru!"
The Rurouni rushes after the tanuki in a panic.