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"Good-morning." Chase greeted as House and Cameron entered the room. Foreman just lifted his gaze over the top of his patient files, without moving his head. Cameron walked to the coffee table and fixed herself a cup.

"Do we have a case worth my time, today?" House asked; skipping all formalities.

"Yeah." Foreman spoke up. "We have a seventy-four year old woman with an extreme pressure in her right knee, but nothing seems to be broken or abnormal. A forty-eight year old man with stiffness, swelling, and creaking in his left shoulder. And a twenty-seven year old woman with swelling on her chest, cramps, and asthma symptoms."

"Hmmm… an old hag suffering from knee pains, a guy whose shoulder hurts, or a girl with a swelling chest?" He paused and pretended to think about his choices. "I think you know who I'll be examining. Check the hag for Baker's cyst, and the guy for arthritis, you know where I'll be." He smiled and walked off.

"Ugh. What a pig." Cameron sighed.

Chase and Foreman simple raised their eye-brows looking at each other like they would've done the same as House. "Well, let's carry on then." Chase said while standing up and heading off to examine his patient.


"Good-morning. I'm Doctor House." Gregory said to his attractive young patient. "What seems to be the problem?" He said while taking a seat across from the tan skinned beauty in front of him.

"Well…" She began, while curling her black hair around her finger. "My breast's are getting kinda swollen and I'm having a hard time breathing."

"I see… Any allergies? New cat? Eat something strange?" He asked while standing to wash his hands.

"No, not really. I've had my cat for a couple years"

"An allergy can develop at anytime." She was cut off by our insightful doctor.

"…But she was hit by a car two weeks ago." She finished off, with an irritated tone.

"Hm. I see." He said. "Are you keeping the body in your house?"

"No!" She said looking at him in disgust.

He paused and stared at her for a minute. "Hm. Well maybe the problem isn't allergy related, since all the pollens have died out. I'm going to have to ask you to take off you shirt."

"What!? No one told me I'd have to do that!" She shouted. Horror came over her face as if she was being stared down by a rapist.

"Well, duh." He said sarcastically. "Where do you think the symptoms are pointing?" He asked while staring at yet another oblivious patient.

"If I'd have known that I wouldn't have worn my enhancers, and saved myself the risk of embarrassment!" she retorted.

"Wait, wait, wait. Did you say enhancers?" He asked while looking at her in the way you would a at a Do-do bird. "There is your problem. You have a latex allergy." He answered, while thinking all the less of her IQ.

"So you're saying I'm allergic to latex? Well what do you suggest I do?" She asked helplessly.

"Go for the silicone implants! They're so much sexier." He said sarcastically, while rolling his eyes.

The woman stood up and stormed out of the room with a scoff. But not before giving Dr. House a good slap across the face. As the woman stormed off, House realized that there in the doorway stood Cameron. She stood there with a look of justice on her face.

"What?" House asked helplessly.

"We ran the tests like you asked." She said as her facial expression changed to disappointment.

"And?"

"And you were right about both. Now you can go and boast about how you were right, and everyone else around you is a complete moron." House cocked his eyebrow at this comment. Just then Chase and Foreman were passing by, and happened to be passing their way. The two blocked the hall, and made it difficult for anyone to pass through.

"Some ones going threw her menstrual syndrome." House smirked.

Chase and Foreman knew that this was not going to end well. Both of them turned on their heals, not even bothering to try and break-up the on-going argument that had been taking place since last night. Both Foreman and Chase had put that way behind them, but obviously Cameron had not.


Thanks for reading! Please review. I hope you enjoyed it! I was wondering if my readers had any suggestions on where to take the plot next. I have a plan, but I would like to see what you guys can come up with, and see if I like it better.

Well, I'll have the next chapter up as soon as possible! Bye-bye!