It's Christmas Eve!
Fiona smiled playfully at this. "We don't have time to argue! It's Christmas Eve and we've got to get St Nick back to the North Pole so he can make his yearly deliveries!" she said. Snowgre agreed. "You're right Fi! Let's go!" he said. They then used their Ogrewician powers to bring Santa back to the North Pole. Shrek then tied up Charming. "You're staying here so when I get back, we can finish playing our little game!" he said as he used his powers and disappeared. Meanwhile Santa was getting the sleigh ready and Snowgre was helping him with it.
The bags of gifts were already loaded onto it. The sleigh then took off into the night sky. Shrek then showed up. Charming wasn't happy because of what Fiona's husband had done to him. He'd cut the ropes with his sword and escaped. He then disappeared. Snowgre was watching to make sure Santa was okay. He then saw someone shoot a harpoon into the sleigh and bring it down to the ground. He then got onto an engine powered skidoo. Shrek was on the back of it. Snowgre then pulled out a bag of clothes out of the glove compartment. It was a Santa suit. "Put these on quick! I'm going to get up as near as I can to the sleigh and you jump into it! I've a feeling Charming's behind this and we've got to stop him!" he said to him. Shrek laughed at this as he put the clothes on. Snowgre then pulled up close to the sleigh and Shrek jumped into it. Santa had jumped out of it but was in a replacement sleigh and was making deliveries around the world. Charming then dragged the sleigh into his mother's cottage. Shrek was hiding under the bags of gifts. He snickered at this at the thought of being able to give Charming a taste of his own medicine. Charming then began to unload the bags out of the sleigh. As soon as the last bag was out, Shrek jumped from his hiding place. "What are you doing here? You didn't hurt Santa, did you?" he asked. "No I didn't hurt or attack him! He's in a replacement sleigh halfway around the world now thanks to Snowgre." He told him. Charming then launched a magical attack on him but missed. "My turn!" Shrek said excitedly. Suddenly balls of SPAM appeared in his hands. "Not SPAM!"Charming said. "Yep. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Lovely SPAM, Wonderful SPAM!, SPAM, SPAM!" he sang as he threw SPAM balls at him. Charming was really worried. His nemesis was throwing balls of SPAM at him and singing the SPAM! Song from Monty Python. He then caved in. "Okay I'll stop! Just stop throwing SPAM and singing that song!" he begged. Shrek laughed at this. "I knew you'd see things my way!" he said as he helped him up but tripped him for fun but helped him up again. He then tied Charming to his arm with handcuffs. He then started walking singing Rocketman William Shatner style. Charming tried to break free. "No dice bub." He said. He'd fed the key to one of the Dronkeys.
They then climbed into the sleigh and took off for the swamp. The Dronkeys were pulling it. Meanwhile in the swamp Fiona was hanging up candles with the Christmas decorations. Puss then put some Christmas presents under the Christmas stump. There was a knock on the door and Snowgre came in. He then kicked off his boots revealing his furry feet. "Aren't you going to be cold senor?" Puss asked him. "No." he said as he opened his bag and put on more boots. "They're my slippers!" he told them. "But they look like boots!" Fiona said to him. Puss was drooling at the boots. "I get that all the time. They're slippers but they're designed as boots. They keep my feet toasty." He said as he helped Fiona with the cooking. Snowgre laughed as the sleigh landed in the swamp. Guests were already arriving and the party was in full swing! Shrek was amazed at this. Fiona smiled as he was still in the Santa outfit. "Do you like this honey? We set it up a while ago." She said as she kissed him on the lips.