(A/N: I'm back! Another chapter! I almost had an early life crisis! I thought my mom had thrown out my full list of ideas, when she hadn't, but it turns out I didn't need it anyway, because I had my ideas on a pad, and I still had #26 up on the pad . . . And then my brother read my list! I was mortified. I think that was the first time I had ever blushed hard enough to be able to feel it! I'm over it now, gladly. And someone asked, I am too lazy to go check who, if Lily and James were going out, and there's really no way to say, if you want them to be, they are, and if you don't, then they're not, 'cos this list is really things that James's done that he got in trouble for (though some things he hasn't done, but just knows he shouldn't). And thanks to callernumber16onz100 (boy, does she pop up a lot) for helping me get the last idea, after many tries telling me things like those I already had, and for beta-ing this chappie. Hope you like this chapter. Please R&R!)

The Second 25 Things on The List

I am not allowed to try and sniff Lily Evans' hair, even after she has used her wonderful smelling strawberry shampoo.

I am not allowed to use my invisibility cloak to scare Peter because it makes him wet himself.

I am not allowed to go into girls' bathrooms, or dormitories for that matter, because it's an invasion of their privacy.

I am not allowed to tell Professor McGonagall that I hate Transfiguration because that would be lying, and everyone knows that you never tell a teacher that you don't like the subject they teach.

I am not allowed to dye all of all of the Marauders' (besides mine) clothes pink, and then their hair orange,

I am not allowed to run around the castle nude, because, apparently, running around in public nude is against the law.

I am not allowed to go outside during a thunderstorm, especially after curfew.

I am not allowed to convince Peter to become a drag queen.

I am not allowed to cut Sirius's hair, because he'll beat me up or ignore me for weeks.

I am not allowed to steal Lily's diary and read it to the whole Gryffindor common room, or read it at all.

I am not allowed to take away Remus's 'never ending' supply of Honeydukes Specialty Chocolate.

I am not allowed to cheat on a Quidditch game because it is against my morals.

I am not allowed to hang Amos Diggory's underwear from the ceiling just because he went out with Lily in 4th year, because I am trying to stay on good terms with him so we don't get into another fight.

I am not allowed to snog the giant squid (that's Lily's job).

I am not allowed to fill Lily's book-bag with frogspawn.

I am not allowed to turn Peter into a teacup while he's in his rat form.

I am not allowed to knock down bookshelves in the library just to see Pince's (and Lily's) reaction.

I am not allowed to try and see Lily Evans's underwear.

I am not allowed to blackmail Moony to do my homework for a month (though I can do it for just an essay or two).

I am not allowed to name my son (if I ever have one) Ashley.

I am not allowed to become an illegal, underage animagus.

I am not allowed to defend Lily when the Slytherins call her a you-know-what, because then she'll yell at me and say she doesn't need a bodyguard.

I am not allowed to piss on my favorite armchair in the common room so no one sits on it but me.

I am not allowed to show this list to ANYONE because I will be either laughed at or turned in.

I am not allowed to imagine sexual scenes involving me and Lily Evans, because I knows I'll just end up moaning out loud (or something to that extent equally embarrassing) and everyone will know.

There. Finally. Please Review.