Title: Dirty Puzzleshipping Jokes
Joke: Deeper
Part: 2
Warnings: Dirty Jokes ((XD)), Teenage/adult humor, either mentioned or actual sex scenes, pervertedness all around, MPREG, Shota-con (which is actual boyxboy, not teenxteen, or manxman), shounen-ai and yaoi
Genre: Humor/Smut
Pairings: YxY ((XD))
Overall Rating: NC-17 ((cuz I says so))
Disclaimer: Own nuttin.
Description: Various dirty jokes I have heard at one place or another that I have improved into puzzleshipping.
Notes: Currently I have only 2 jokes that I just remembered out of the blue for some reason. If I hear more, I'll add them, so there is no specified number of parts.
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Yami Deeper was not amused. He had been forced to stay after school to attend a parent/teacher/principal meeting, and now his parents, the teacher and the principal had left him in the room to attend to some 'business' he wouldn't understand.
Yami's guess was that they were having an orgy.
There was a small knock on the door and Yami was surprised to see his boyfriend, Yuugi. Wearing very short black leather shorts, a very tight black leather top (that showed off his creamy stomach) and sandals.
Yuugi told Yami that he had come to visit. Yami smirked and asked Yuugi what he planned on doing during the visit. Yuugi closed the door and said he had planned on having rabid boy sex.
Yami jumped Yuugi right there and then, pulling his own pants off in the process. He then pulled Yuugi's shorts off and proceeded to have his way with Yuugi right there on the office floor.
It was when Yami had pushed himself fully into Yuugi that the door opened.
There stood the teacher, the principal, and Yami's parents. Yami's mother fainted at the sight.
"Deeper!" Yami's father yelled.
"Deeper!" The teacher yelled.
"Deeper!" The principal yelled.
Yami grunted. "I'm trying!"
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