A new chapter. A different idea. Just because I couldn't think up another 25 things and I wanted to update. I decided that if 3 people say they like a thing, then I'll do a chapter on it, even though only 2 people liked this one... I hope you like it.

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The Drag Queen

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33. I am not allowed to convince Peter to become a drag queen.

It all started one day in 3rd year. Remus was reading a book. And in the book was a man who was, to put it simply, a drag queen.

This man did many funny things, at which Remus laughed, because, well, he found them funny.

At one point, the Marauders (minus Peter, who at the moment of our story, had gone to the bathroom) where in the common room and Remus was reading his book. He laughed at a funny thing the drag queen did. James and Sirius, being James and Sirius, wanted to know what he was laughing at. So he told them all about the drag queen and the funny thing he had done at the point in the book that Remus was at and laughing at.

And then Peter came back from the bathroom.

"Hey! Peter!" James cried to Peter who was at the portrait hole, on the other side of the common room. "Get over here quick!"

Peter rushed over.

"What's happening that makes me needed so?" Peter asked when he reached his friends.

James smirked. "Have you heard of a drag queen?"

"No . . . should I have?" Peter asked hesitantly.

"No, that's okay. We can explain it to you." James said. "A drag queen is someone, normally a mam, who dresses up as someone of the opposite gender for fun. It's really cool."

Sirius and Remus snickered. Peter looked at them suspiciously.

Both of them instantly began to whistle and twiddle their thumbs as if they had not been doing anything.

Peter did not look convinced, but looked back at James anyway, willing for him to continue.

"Maybe you ought to try it some time. For kicks," James suggested.

Peter raised an eyebrow at him. "Will you do it with me? I mean, if it's so cool, you guys must wanna do it to. Just for kicks."

Sirius and Remus laughed. "Busted!" Sirius exclaimed.

James scowled. "You two are supposed to be supportive," he complained.

"We never agreed to anything. And we thought it was funny how Peter schooled you. We're allowed to laugh," Remus replied.

James glared and stomped away leaving Remus, Sirius, and Peter laughing in the common room.

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Right. So 'just for kicks' I wrote this. There may be more chapters like this, I don't know. But the next chapter is coming up soon, which is another list (sorry, for those who really liked the way this chapter was) and I hope you guys like it as much as you seem to have like the other ones. And thanks everyone who has ever reviewed and still likes this enough to read. And review again. And review anyway even if you have never reviewed!