Title: Dirty Puzzleshipping Jokes
Joke: Newlyweds
Part: 3
Author: DaakuKitsune
Warnings: Dirty Jokes ((XD)), Teenage/adult humor, either mentioned or actual sex scenes, pervertedness all around, MPREG, Shota-con (which is actual boyxboy, not teenxteen, or manxman), shounen-ai and yaoi
Genre: Humor/Smut
Pairings: YxY ((XD))
Overall Rating: NC-17 ((cuz I says so))
Disclaimer: Own nuttin.
Description: Various dirty jokes I have heard at one place or another that I have improved into puzzleshipping.
Notes: x3 Another one cause these are going over so well! Not sure when the next update will be though.
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Yami and Yuugi got married, but they couldn't afford a honeymoon so the newlyweds had to stay at the Kame Game Shop. That night, Sugoroku's dinner wasn't agreeing with him and he had to repeatedly keep getting out of bed.
When he went past his grandson's room the first time, he heard screaming. The second time he went past his grandson's room he heard laughing. Finally, the third time he went past his grandson's room he couldn't hear anything.
The next morning when Yami left Sugoroku couldn't contain himself and had to ask, "Why were you screaming last night?" Yuugi blushed and replied, "Jii-chan, you always told me if something hurt I should scream."
"That's true." He said. He then narrowed his eyes. "Why were you laughing so much last night?"
Yuugi's face heated up even more as he replied, "Jii-chan you always said that if something tickled you should laugh."
"That's also true." Wondering if he really wanted to know, but finally deciding he might as well ask, he asked about the third thing that had been on his mind. "Why did it suddenly get so quiet last night?"
Yuugi's face was literally the same color as a tomato. "Jii-chan, you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full."
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