Title: Dirty Puzzleshipping Jokes
Joke: Missing Card
Part: 5
Author: DaakuKitsune
Warnings: Dirty Jokes ((XD)), Teenage/adult humor, either mentioned or actual sex scenes, pervertedness all around, MPREG, Shota-con (which is actual boyxboy, not teenxteen, or manxman), shounen-ai and yaoi
Genre: Humor/Smut
Pairings: YxY ((XD))
Overall Rating: NC-17 ((cuz I says so))
Disclaimer: Own nuttin.
Description: Various dirty jokes I have heard at one place or another that I have improved into puzzleshipping.
Notes: Wheee! It's about time I updated something! -/smacks self/-

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Yuugi had just moved into a new apartment and decided to invite his grandfather over for dinner. During the meal Sugoroku couldn't help but notice how hott Yuugi's roommate, Yami, was. Sugoroku had long since been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this only made him more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Sugoroku started to suspect that there really was something going on with the two.

Reading his jii-chan's thoughts, Yuugi assured him, "Jii-chan, I know what you're thinking, but Yami and I are just roommates."

Sugoroku was still unconvinced and asked to be shown around the apartment. Yuugi happily complied, showing his jii-chan his room and then Yami's.

The only thing odd about Yuugi's room was that it was sparsely decorated. When Sugoroku asked his grandson about this, Yuugi just replied, "Well, I did just move in."

When they got to Yami's room, Sugoroku couldn't help but notice that not only was in more decorated, but Yami also had a king-size bed. When Sugoroku asked his grandson about this, Yuugi just replied, "I don't know, I never thought to ask Yami why."

Seeing that his grandfather was even more suspicious, Yuugi sighed and repeated, "Jii-chan, I told you, Yami and I are just roommates."

About a week later Yami came up to Yuugi and said, "Yuugi, since your grandpa came over for dinner I haven't been able to find the Black Magician card. You don't think your grandpa accidentally took it do?"

"I doubt it, but I'll write him a letter just to be sure."

So Yuugi sat down and wrote:

"Dear Jii-chan,
I'm not saying you did take a Black Magician card from us and I'm not saying you did not take a Black Magician card from us. But one had been missing ever since you came over for dinner."

Several days later, Yuugi received the reply from his grandfather which read:

"Dear Yuugi,
I'm not saying you do sleep with Yami and I'm not saying you do not sleep with Yami. But the fact remains if you were sleeping in your own bed you would have found your Black Magician card by now."

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