Teen Titans: Just Plain Stupidity

Episode 3. Strawberry Goop Monster

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans.

The titans, BlueDragonGirl1 and BlackDragonGirl04 ran out of the kitchen/living room, which was covered in strawberry poptart filling and went to rescue Silverfire from whatever unspeakable evil had made her cry out. They ran down the hallway lined with many doors, which BlueDragonGirl1 and BlackDragonGirl04 had walked down earlier, and stopped short behind Silverfire, only to find . . . . .

"Lance!" Silverfire squealed as she pounced onto the cat demon halfling, wrapping her arms around him.

"Jeez. Just ignore me why don't you," a girl with black streaked blonde hair and blue eyes said.

"Oh, hey Kia," Silverfire greeted still hugging Lance.

"Um . . . . .Silverfire," Robin said. "Who are these people?"
"This is Lance!" Silverfire announced.

"Choking," Lance gasped as his face began to turn shades of different colors. Silverfire let go of Lance and he gasped for breath.

"And I am Kia," the girl introduced herself. "Kay's dark side," she added evilly.

BlackDragonGirl04 turned to BlueDragonGirl1. "Who's Kay?"

"Silverfire's real name," BlueDragonGirl1 replied.

"How many names does this girl have?" BlackDragonGirl04 asked. BlueDragonGirl1 shrugged.

"I repeat, I am Kay's dark side," Kia repeated.

"Your point?" BlackDragonGirl04 asked.

Kia growled. "I AM KAY'S DARK SIDE!"

"Kia, I think they heard you the first time," Silverfire said. Kia mumbled something obscene under her breath. "So Lance," Silverfire said wrapping her arms around Lance again. "What brings you here?"

"Ack! Get a room," BlackDragonGirl04 gagged.

"Um . . . . .I was bored," Lance replied.

"Humph! Why do they get to get all mushy and I don't?" Kia pouted. She pulled a locket out of her pocket and opened it. She sighed. "Oh Lanser."

"Hey, who's that?" BlackDragonGirl04 asked grabbing the locket out of Kia's hands.

"Wha! No! Give that back!" Kia demanded.

"Whoa! Who the hell is that!" BlueDragonGirl1 asked. "That guy is really ugly!"

"Hey!" Lance said offended. "Lanser is practically my twin!"

BlueDragonGirl1 and BlackDragonGirl04 looked at him then back at the picture. "Was that before or after Extreme Makeover?"

Beast Boy and Cyborb looked at the picture and their eyes bugged out.

"Dude! Maybe you should consider disowning your brother," Beast Boy suggested.

Lance grabbed the locket out of BlackDragonGirl04's hands and looked at the picture. "Holy!" he yelped. "What did you do to my evil half Kia!" He shoved the picture of a guy with braces, swollen zits and acne all over his face and wearing thick framed glasses in front of Kia's face.

Kia snatched the locket out of his hand and held it protectively to herself. "I didn't do anything to him," she said honestly. "This is just the picture that came with the locket when I bought it. I still need to get a picture of you evil half to put in it."

"Ok," Lance said a little bit wigged out.

"Sister," Starfire asked Silverfire. "Is this Lance your lifemate?"

"HUH!" everyone said.

"Yeah, you sure are getting a bit frisky with this guy," Cyborg said.

"It's because I'm depressed," Kia said. "Lanser isn't here and I have no one to make out with." Kia began to cry. "So, it makes Kay all mushy!"

"Damn it!" Lance yelled. "If I bring Lanser and Lan here will Kay get off of me?"

Kia instantly stopped crying. "You'll bring him here. Really?" She wrapped her arms around Lance. "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you Lance!"

"Great . . . . .can't breath," Lance gasped. Kia let go of him and he pushed Silverfire away from him. He pulled out a labtop out of no where and opened it. "Two whacked personalities coming right up." He began to type on the keyboard.

"Don't forget about Kianna, Lancy-poo," Silverfire said.

Lance stopped typing and stared at her. "Anything, just do not call me that." He pressed enter and waited.

Nothing happened.

"What the heck!" Lance said as he pressed enter again and again. "Why won't they transfer?"

"Here let me try," BlueDragonGirl1 said grabbing the labtop out of Lance's hands.

"Hey wait!" Lance protested. "I don't even know you. Give me that back!"

"Hello, my name is BlueDragonGirl1," BlueDragonGirl1 said introducing herself. "Aola, me llamo Azul Dragon Chica Una." She added in spanish in case Lance did not truly understand english. "Now you know me."

"Yeah but . . . . ." Lance began as BlueDragonGirl1 began to type random things on his labtop.

"Don't worry," BlueDragonGirl1 assured him. "I know what I'm doing."

"No she doesn't," BlackDragonGirl04 said shaking her head.

Suddenly, the labtop screen began to glow.

"Uh-oh," BlackDragonGirl04 said. "Here we go again." The light grew brighter and suddenly engulfed them.

"Dude! Who brought the sun to the earth?" Beast Boy asked covering his eyes. Finally the light diminished.

"Whoa! What was that?" Robin asked.

"AH! Get them off!" BlueDragonGirl1 yelled.

They looked over and saw BlueDragonGirl1 lying on the ground with three other people piled on top of her. A guy with brown hair and blue eyes wearing long blue pants and a red shirt (Lan), a guy with brown hair, black eyes wearing black pants and a black shirt (Lanser), and a girl with blonde hair and green eyes (Kianna).

"Yay! Lanser my love has returned to me!" Kia swooped down and pulled Lanser up in an iron grip hug.

"Where are we?" Kianna groaned as she sat up.

"You are on top of me!" BlueDragonGirl1 said. "Now get off!" Kianna jumped up off of BlueDragonGirl1 dragging Lan with her.

"Opps! Sorry," Kianna apologized. BlueDragonGirl1 mumbled something under her breath and got up.

"Well, that was interesting," Raven said mostly to herself.

"Now what?" Beast Boy asked.

"Tameranian friendship breakfast!" Starfire announced.

"NO!" everyone yelled except for Lance, Kia, Kianna, Lanser, and Lan whom had no idea what was going on.

"Wha?" Lance asked. Silverfire grabbed him and everyone ran inside the tower locking Starfire outside.

"Friends?" Starfire asked looking around clueless to where everyone had gone. "Where did everyone go?"

(Inside the tower)

"Is she still down there?" Beast Boy asked slowly opening the shades to peek through the window.

"I think so," Cyborg replied. "Hopefully, she won't be smart enough to break through a window to get in."

"Why exactly are we hiding from her?" Lanser asked walking up to them with Kia hanging from his neck.

"Dude! Have you like ever tasted her cooking!" Beast Boy asked. "It'll make you want to spend the rest of your life in the bathroom!"

"That bad huh?" Lanser asked.

"Yeah!" Beast Boy and Cyborg both yelled at him.

"I can cook," Lan said happily.

"NOOO!" Beast Boy and Cyborg screamed running out of the room.

"What?" Lan asked.

"Ahem," Robin cleared his throat. "You see, ever since they tasted Starfire's . . . . . .um. . . . ."cooking" they've never trusted another guest cooker."

"But Lan is a great cooker!" Kianna said. "I bet he cooks better then your sister Silverfire."

"I wouldn't doubt it," Silverfire replied.

"Well, I don't know," Robin said.

"Just because I cook it doesn't mean you have to eat it," Lan pointed out. "Please let me cook!"

Robin sighed. "Alright," he said.

Lan silently cheered to himself and ran for the kitchen.

"He's going to get quite a surprise when he gets in there," BlueDragonGirl1 said.

"GAHHHHH!" they heard Lan yell from the kitchen.

"Looks like he found our mess," Silverfire said.

They made their way to the kitchen. When they stepped into the kitchen they found a gigantic strawberry poptart filling monster holding Lan upside down by his legs.

The strawberry filling monster opened its mouth and strawberry filling exploded out of its mouth covering Lan in sticky goodness.

"Uh . . . . .what now?" BlackDragonGirl04 asked.

"Titans go!" Robin yelled.

Episode Three: End

BlueDragonGirl1: Hope you like this episode. I wrote it when I was on the charter bus heading for Nashville Tennessee on my school's band trip. R&R! Thanks to those of you who've reviewed!