Luigi was fast asleep inside the S.S. Toaster. He was having a nightmare where Waluigi was shoving him in a dirty toilet when Flapjack woke him up.
"We arrived near the Jelly Jungle at the Pudding Continent, Mr. Luigi" the Waffler said. "Unfortunately, the Rumblebump Volcano is miles away from water, so you'll have to walk on the rest of the way.
The plumber took his gear and went into the Jelly Jungle. It was a very long walk, but it took four days for Luigi to realize he was walking around a large tree the whole time, then things seemed to pace up.
But the Jelly Jungle was a dangerous place. All sorts of critters lived in the rainforest, including Fuzzys, Slimes, WereChomps, Skelo Jellos, and even a purple duck carrying a plastic bag.
"Arrr I'z gunna get u" quacked the duck.
"AHHH!!!!" screamed Luigi "WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?"
The plumber ran all through the night. The next morning, he ended up in a place called Vorgut Village. As Luigi bought more supplies and went to continue his journey, he was tackled by a Blooper!
"I finally got you, you wild beast!" the Blooper yelled as it held onto Luigi.
"EEK!" Luigi cried "GET OFF ME! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!"
"Eh?" said the Blooper. The white squid jumped off of the green plumber and looked at him closely before saying "hey! Your not the monster?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, you know, the crazy screaming monster that I heard in the jungle and went hunting for the entire night?"
"Oh… yeah, umm, that was me…"
"Ah shoot! And to think I could had some fun!"
"Wait, who are you? And why were in a jungle?"
"Oh, yeah, I guess I should tell you my name. I am Blooey, but people back home call me 'White Torpedo!' I was out in the Jelly Jungle looking for some tough creatures to fight, but all I managed to find was you."
"But why would a Blooper like you be miles away from the sea?" Luigi asked in curiosity.
Blooey chuckled "because I'm tough, that's why! People back home said I was insane, walking on land more often than swimming in water, and maybe they're right! I guess that's why I left town, never really belonged there. So these days I've been traveling the world, hoping to find adventure and maybe a girlfriend. So what are doing here, mister…?"
"Luigi."
"Luigi?! Luigi as in Luigi of the Mario Brothers? Oh this is so awesome! Are you on a quest or something?"
"Yeah, just heading to Rumblebump Volcano to find a Marvelous Compass piece and maybe find Princess Éclair of the Waffle Kingdom too."
"SWEET! That sounds like an adventure to me! Let me come with you, I've been itching for some hardcore action!"
Blooey joined Luigi's party! Luigi can throw Blooey at far distances!
With a new ally to help him, the plumber went southwards only to find a bottomless gap in his way with a switch on the other side. Luckily, now that Luigi had Blooey, the Blooper was thrown over the gap and landed on the switch, a bridge appearing allowing Luigi to continue on.
Soon enough, the path ended up at Rumblebump Volcano itself. Thwomps and Whomps pounded the ground as lava boiled around them.
"This is going to be interesting" Blooey spoke to himself.
"HEY!" grunted a Whomp as it walked in front of the heroes "nobody is allowed to be here! Turn back now or suffer!"
Luigi responded by jumping on the Whomp and knocking it over. Blooey charged into the stone creature and defeated it. Then the two went inside the volcano.
"Man, it's too hot in here!" Luigi gasped "hey look! Lemonade!"
The Blooper shouted "NO LUIGI!"
But it was too late. The plumber picked the randomly cold glass of lemonade, which was on a suspicious stone panel. The panel rose without the glass weighing it down, a boulder fell from above and was rolling straight for Luigi and Blooey!
Luigi says "mmm, that was some tasty lemona- AHH RUN FOR IT!"
The two went high speed in hopes of not getting ran over by the boulder. As they fled, they dodged past Thwomps and Whomps, jumped over a bed of spikes, ducked under flying arrows, and broke through Grandma's giant fruitcake. The boulder dipped in a pool of magma and the plumber and his squid partner panted after their frantic run.
Then they got flattened by a giant stone foot.
"Ouch" Luigi grumbled as he stood up. He looked to see where the foot came from and screamed when he found out. It was a stomping 100-foot-tall statue!
Blooey shouted "How the heck are we going to beat this thing?!"
Luigi looked at the giant statue as it stomped around. The only thing he could find interesting was a red gem on it's forehead, most likely it's weak point. He doubt his jumping abilities could even reach that far, but he had an idea.
"Hey Blooey!" he said "see that gem on it's head?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm going to throw you at it because something tells me that it's weakness!"
"What if you miss?"
"Don't worry, I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Luigi grabbed Blooey and aimed while waiting for the statue to stand still. When the statue paused, Luigi pulled the Blooper back and tripped, while sending Blooey sky high! The Blooper missed it's target and landing in lava!!! Blooey screamed in agony as he jumped back on solid ground and tried to wiggle off the remaining magma on him.
"Oops" Luigi said.
Blooey shouted "HOLY BLOOP, THAT BLOOPING STINGED LIKE BLOOPING BLOOP! BLOOP!"
The plumber noticed something different and gulped "uh, B-Blooey? Your skin…"
Blooey looked down and screamed even louder. "OH BLOOPY NO! MY BLOOPING SKIN IS NOW BLOOPING BROWN! I'M SUPPOSE BE THE BLOOPING WHITE TORPEDO, BUT NOW I LOOK LIKE BLOOPING BLOOP! LUIGI, YOU SON OF A BLOOP, I BLOOPING HATE YOU BLOOP BLOOPY BLOOP BLOOP!!!"
The statue seemed to hear Blooey's foul language, and immediately attacked them!
BOSS: GOLGEM
Luigi and a still ticked off Blooey tried fighting the statue's feet, but the rock creature's high defense prevented them from causing any damage. The stone feet stomp on the two with each foot, and the man and squid blocked but still took damage. Luigi decided to use a POW Block he carried with him, and when it was activated the ground shaking it caused sent the Golgem into a pile of rocks!
"All we had to do was use a POW Block?" Blooey choked. Luigi noticed the Blooper was holding back tears.
But the fight wasn't over yet! The statue's head still remained, and it was very angry! But Blooey was much more angrier, and used a move called 'Torpedo Drill' and hit the Golgem's gem multiple times with one hit. The head groaned in pain, then bounced about until it bounced off of Luigi's head. The plumber ate a Mushroom as his health was low, then Blooey hit the Golgem's gem again with a regular attack. The red gem broke into tiny pieces, and the Golgem ceased to move.
"Alright we won!" Luigi cheered. He was going to give Blooey a high five, but after looking into the crispy squid's glare, the plumber decided to go into the next room instead. He checked his compass to see if he was heading in the right direction, and it pointed to an ancient treasure.
Opening the chest, Luigi didn't find any princess, but he did see a shiny shard that he believed to be the Marvelous Compass piece. Placing the piece into the base, the compass glowed in a bright light as an image of pastry-shaped house appeared while compass pointed west.
"That's Plumpbelly Village on the Strudel Continent" said Blooey, a bit amazed by the compass's recent lightshow.
Luigi said "well let's go back my ship."
The two were soon going through the Jelly Jungle. Neither of them spoke on the way, and both knew why.
After thirteen hours of walking, Blooey finally broke the awkward silence by saying "you do know that from what you did to me you ruined my life and I'll never forgive you, right?"
"Yeah" Luigi sighed "but I don't think you look THAT terrible."
They soon arrived at the S.S. Toaster, with the Waffler sailor still hanging around.
"Nice to see you again Luigi!" Flapjack spoke enthusiastically "and you brought dinner!"
Good thing the green plumber had that 'don't get killed in your sleep' badge on.